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Randaconda posted:I'm a straight man. lol if you haven't been briefly overcome by a woman's sixpack
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Pastry of the Year posted:"This dude fucks so hard that her dad had an entirely false but absolutely consistent memory of three days at Walt Disney World" This is my favourite one Randaconda posted:I'm a straight man. 
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Jan 7, 2018 05:57
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Korgan posted:lol if you haven't been briefly overcome by a woman's sixpack No you see women have seven packs because of the mons. It's like a baker's half dozen down there.
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Jan 7, 2018 06:27
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The Bloop posted:No you see women have seven packs because of the mons. By far the best lady lump
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The Bloop posted:No you see women have seven packs because of the mons. it's true, pokemon give you abs
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The Bloop posted:No you see women have seven packs because of the mons. those sexy vagina bones
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We Know Catheters posted:
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Jan 7, 2018 09:34
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There is a dude on that link with a little Hank Hill avatar and for some reason that is the funniest part of the whole thing to me
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Screaming Idiot posted:There is a dude on that link with a little Hank Hill avatar and for some reason that is the funniest part of the whole thing to me There's also a dude who shoved some mentos up under his foreskin and it looks like some sort of botfly infection on his cock. I can only see the thumbnail but that's already more than I needed to see.
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Jan 7, 2018 10:14
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hmm my foreskin is built more for length rather than girth. i can get my index finger in there past the second knuckle, but girth wise i can only roll up two fingers (three if its the middle, ring and pinky)
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Jan 7, 2018 10:24
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Slugnoid posted:hmm my foreskin is built more for length rather than girth. i can get my index finger in there past the second knuckle, but girth wise i can only roll up two fingers (three if its the middle, ring and pinky) thank you for coming to wendy's sir may i take your order
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Jan 7, 2018 11:45
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Randaconda posted:I'm assuming she then went home and blogged about it being fat-shaming that he wouldn't bang her. :magemageno:
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AlbieQuirky posted:thank you for coming to wendy's sir my dick sort of looks like an oboe
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Slugnoid posted:my dick sort of looks like an oboe Yeah, but oboes occasionally get blown. Edit: Mine looks like a hurricane. It’s got low pressure, a giant eye in the middle, and it rotates counterclockwise north of the equator. Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 12:26 on Jan 7, 2018 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Yeah, but oboes occasionally get blown. But it won't rock you like one 
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Jan 7, 2018 12:58
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Yeah, but oboes occasionally get blown. and its always loving sailors
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Trig Discipline posted:There's also a dude who shoved some mentos up under his foreskin and it looks like some sort of botfly infection on his cock. I can only see the thumbnail but that's already more than I needed to see. I'm so glad I didn't get this far Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Yeah, but oboes occasionally get blown. sick
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Jan 7, 2018 17:43
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Look, it's' like some sort of AUG's razor: Given the choice between weird/expensive art project and someone actually sticking a phone in their dick, the answer should be pretty loving obvious.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Look, it's' like some sort of AUGgam's razor: Given the choice between weird/expensive art project and someone actually sticking a phone in their dick, the answer should be pretty loving obvious. ftfy
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Jan 7, 2018 18:48
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Yeah, but oboes occasionally get blown. 
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Jan 7, 2018 18:59
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 Is that a Boner Alert Device hanging on his belt?
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Jan 7, 2018 20:46
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Picnic Princess posted:
Dave Stewart in his pre-Eurythmics days.
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Trig Discipline posted:There's also a dude who shoved some mentos up under his foreskin and it looks like some sort of botfly infection on his cock. I can only see the thumbnail but that's already more than I needed to see. Wanna pour some diet coke in there and pinch it shut 
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by the way, as a kid in the 90's I totally thought we'd all be sticking our dicks into the technology in the future. Now that the glorious future is here, it's not too different from what I had in mind I guess.
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Jan 7, 2018 21:31
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I don’t think that’s what manufacturers had in mind when thinking about being able to dock your phone.
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Jan 7, 2018 22:25
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dialhforhero posted:I don’t think that’s what manufacturers had in mind when thinking about being able to dock your phone. Next thing you know, people will be trying to dock tablets and laptops. ed: A title! 
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Jan 8, 2018 08:34
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Hahahahahahahha
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Jan 8, 2018 08:51
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The incel should start wearing makeup, problem solved.
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Jan 8, 2018 08:53
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Touch of the ol' Innsmouth Look about both of these
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Jan 8, 2018 09:08
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I still don’t get how I’m supposed to feel sorry for the incel.
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LingcodKilla posted:I still don’t get how I’m supposed to feel sorry for the incel. It's sort of a weird emotional-aikido-grandma thing where the fact that you don't feel sorry for him is why you should, because no-one does and it's not fair. I mean, setting aside the fact that it is obviously fair because everything wrong with him is completely within his power to change.
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Somfin posted:It's sort of a weird emotional-aikido-grandma thing where the fact that you don't feel sorry for him is why you should, because no-one does and it's not fair. No it’s not! Society did this to him! All the Stacis only sleep with Chads and the sex economy is all wrong! If only he had the right to use the bodies of dead Stacis then he wouldn’t be an incel and everything would be fine!
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Jan 8, 2018 09:24
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As an incel i can confirm we are human garbage
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Jan 8, 2018 09:25
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LingcodKilla posted:I still don’t get how I’m supposed to feel sorry for the incel. My guess is the image aims to convert incels into volcels. Because being a volcel is less miserable for reasons???
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Jan 8, 2018 09:27
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Arivia posted:the sex economy is all wrong! I'm pretty sure the vast majority of the incel community only has such socialist views when it comes to the resource of sex, and are utter libertarian shitheels on all other subjects. Obviously the real resource here is their unlimited capacity for mental gymnastics.
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Jan 8, 2018 09:41
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Once again, we see that the incel is more jealous of the Stacy than the Chad. I wonder if the Incel narrative is, not only a homosexual narrative, but also a trans narrative.
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Jan 8, 2018 10:48
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Once again, we see that the incel is more jealous of the Stacy than the Chad. I wonder if the Incel narrative is, not only a homosexual narrative, but also a trans narrative. It's a stupidity narrative.
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Jan 8, 2018 10:52
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Incels expect everything to just be handed to them out of virtue of being male, that's how it works for all the other guys, right? They're all assholes who put no effort into anything and they get girls, why bother trying to be a better person? They clearly don't. Extremely clearly.
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Picnic Princess posted:Incels expect everything to just be handed to them out of virtue of being male, that's how it works for all the other guys, right? They're all assholes who put no effort into anything and they get girls, why bother trying to be a better person? They clearly don't. Extremely clearly. Chad spotted itt. 
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