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Root Bear posted:You sold us a hair with a cake around it. I started screaming, "There's a hair in my farina. There's a hair in my farina." Then I ran out of the house and I was running and running. I was little but I could run very fast. I just kept running and they found me like three hours later collapsed at a construction site.
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TMMadman posted:I started screaming, "There's a hair in my farina. There's a hair in my farina." Then I ran out of the house and I was running and running. I was little but I could run very fast. I just kept running and they found me like three hours later collapsed at a construction site. I CHOOSE NOT TO RUN
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Sash! posted:I CHOOSE NOT TO RUN Boy, you really lost a lot of hair there!
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Jan 7, 2018 14:52
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so you were the fastest kid in school
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Boy, you really lost a lot of hair there! THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME
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JethroMcB posted:THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME They? The government?
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AbstractNapper posted:They? You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know! 
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potee posted:You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know! Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket? 
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Jan 8, 2018 01:46
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the government has been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties
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Gyshall posted:the government has been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties No, he's not...He's just a fat little mental patient.
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TMMadman posted:No, he's not...He's just a fat little mental patient. I don't know what kind of person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.
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Ginette Reno posted:I don't know what kind of person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time. Well Ginette Reno, in all my years on the bench, I have never come across anything quite like this. I have given this matter some very serious consideration and I've decided that what's best for the city and possibly for yourself, is for you to keep your car, in a garage.
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Capt. Sticl posted:Well Ginette Reno, in all my years on the bench, I have never come across anything quite like this. Did you have a nice ride? Oh that's good, because it's your last. 
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Jan 9, 2018 01:19
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Mug.  Mug Costanza.
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Doesn't George look like your sister Sarah?
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Gyshall posted:Mug. Gimmie your wallet, Fatboy! 
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Hey, it's me.
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Root Bear posted:Gimmie your wallet, Fatboy!
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Eh, they're trying to pick out a new couch - you don't want to know. Gimme your wallet, or I'll spill your guts right here on the street! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmdnSKL5vM
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Hey, it's me. Feldman. From across the hall.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Feldman. From across the hall. 
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Hey, it's me. Who is this?
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alf_pogs posted:Who is this? This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!
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Root Bear posted:Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?  I apologize in advance.
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If I'm curt, then I apologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.
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potee posted:If I'm curt, then I apologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence. Oh, that's not good enough! You don't try and de-sour. You have to sweeten too!
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Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Anyone see that shitpost in there? that is weird, wild stuff... 
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I'm out there, Jerry!
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The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine.
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...he'd never heard of corduroy! Never heard of corduroy! True story!
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Yeah, but then I'd have to... well, you know... into a cup? In the middle of the day??
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MY BOYS CAN SWIM! 
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potee posted:MY BOYS CAN SWIM! 
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I WAS IN THE POOL!
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My t-shirt shrunk! It used to be much bigger, and now it shrunk. You see, that's what water does. It shrinks things.
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Jan 13, 2018 19:58
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I don't know how you guys walk around with those things...
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I'm out there, precision, and I'm loving every minute of it!
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VH4Ever posted:My t-shirt shrunk! It used to be much bigger, and now it shrunk. You see, that's what water does. It shrinks things. It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it.
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