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The funny thing is he isn't even the worst poster in trp, just very very bad
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I only trust the Scottish and the Irish.
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oliwan posted:jose is a really weird poster who has been obsessing about me since he found out i have dual nationality, i think it's because of his deep seated desire to be another nationality (american) so he can be funny about trump without looking a little, shall we say, quaint in the process jose is already an honorary florida man
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Jan 7, 2018 23:02
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i was never at any risk fo dying in the hurricane
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Jan 7, 2018 23:12
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sorry. I don't actually want you to die. but it would have been v funny.
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Jose posted:i was never at any risk fo dying in the hurricane Maybe from alcohol poisoning
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Jan 7, 2018 23:59
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Every goon should have a little card in their wallet like for organ donors except it says "Hi, username is X, when I inevitably suffer an untimely and embarrassing death please notify the forums on something awful dot com"
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i'm friends with some goons on facebook
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BONGHITZ posted:I only trust the Scottish and the Irish. Hello I'm from Wales and I'm a duplicitous mountebank and thief of unconsidered trifles so you're actually correct
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Jan 8, 2018 01:09
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its only south england that is terrible
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Jan 8, 2018 01:10
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Jose posted:its only south england that is terrible Someone's never been to Newcastle
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Jan 8, 2018 01:11
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wow. thats getting a vendetta gbs probe
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Jose posted:wow. thats getting a vendetta gbs probe I will never post in GBS, your powers are worthless old man Newcastle was built when a gang of troglodytes chased a football into a half-flooded quarry and deciding to just live there
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Jan 8, 2018 01:19
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mods please destroy him newcastle owns
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Jan 8, 2018 01:23
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if you ever post in gbs i'm giving you a month lol
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Jan 8, 2018 01:23
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gently caress I'm half tempted to post in GBS now just so I get some work done
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Jan 8, 2018 01:28
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[In extremely Alan Shearer voice]: help help I'm being owned, mod down
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Jan 8, 2018 01:35
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Jose posted:mods please destroy him newcastle owns I drank a newcastle brown ale once.* It was underwhelming. *yes I know they don't actually brew it in newcastle anymore shut up
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Jan 8, 2018 03:14
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Yinlock posted:also i enjoy the "united kingdom" and watching the "footy" on the "telly" ill batter yer coupon
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Jan 8, 2018 03:18
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Jose posted:if you ever post in gbs i'm giving you a month lol posting in gbs is the worse of the two punishments you listed hth
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Jan 8, 2018 05:39
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I drank a newcastle brown ale once.* It was underwhelming. They're all skunked by the time anyone in the US can drink them. Or else they just always taste bad. Or possibly both.
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Jan 8, 2018 06:24
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newky brown is absolute trash garbage, never be fooled by it
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i will never forget balcony pool
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logikv9 posted:i will never forget balcony pool 
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no no no the nhs is better equipt for winter than ever
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Jan 8, 2018 08:38
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Jazerus posted:jose is already an honorary florida man yeah he lived through a potential killstorm by making the dumbest possible move at every junction, he's basically invincible
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Jan 8, 2018 09:01
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there was no chance the hurricane was going to destroy the high rise i was in. i might have just been extremely uncomfortable after the power went out
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Yinlock posted:yeah he lived through a potential killstorm by making the dumbest possible move at every junction, he's basically invincible Jose drank the wrong ketchup in Florida, he knows his decisions will have no impact
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Jose posted:there was no chance the hurricane was going to destroy the high rise i was in. i might have just been extremely uncomfortable after the power went out you had a swimming pool for a porch and a fridge full of ice
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Jan 8, 2018 09:48
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Yinlock posted:you had a swimming pool for a porch and a fridge full of ice the jerky was key imo
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Jan 8, 2018 09:50
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Yinlock posted:you had a swimming pool for a porch and a fridge full of ice need ice for rum m8. yeah we managed to get the 1 apartment with a balcony capable of flooding but that wasn't going to kill us
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Jan 8, 2018 09:53
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imagine wanting to drink warm beer and rum if power goes out smfh
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Jan 8, 2018 09:54
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Imagine if the storm had stayed right on course, with that balcony setup. What could have been...
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Jan 8, 2018 09:55
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Jose posted:need ice for rum m8. yeah we managed to get the 1 apartment with a balcony capable of flooding but that wasn't going to kill us yeah but you chose this course of action when, by all accounts, the storm was absolutely going to murder you and you had ages to avoid it
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Jan 8, 2018 09:56
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like the only reason you survived is your sheer inability to give a gently caress banished Poseidon's fury
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Jan 8, 2018 09:57
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jose has the suicide drive of a true florida man
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Jan 8, 2018 09:58
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Yinlock posted:yeah but you chose this course of action when, by all accounts, the storm was absolutely going to murder you and you had ages to avoid it would have camped out in the stairwell if we'd been hit by a cat 5 but regardless it was my mates wedding and what are you going to do
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