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People watch top level motorsport for cutting edge engineering. To see the collective minds of some of the best in their field do their utmost best to create a machine capable of things that only small children dream of. And the best components and cars require the best drivers as well. For one can devise the ultimate chariot but unless you are Jack Brabham you are not going to be capable of extracting the best of what you have wrought. Step in the superstar drivers who have crafted their skills and careers in the lower spec series--- for raw driving ability and work ethic to rise to the top in order to catch the eyes of the teams which will entruist their bespoke beasts and to carry the team's hopes and dreams across the finish line. Fernando Alonso was one of these superstars. Now he is a washed up has-been who commands a salary he does not deserve. He peaked in 2007 but alas Ron Dennis and the darkness in the second car colluded to rob the bright sunshine of Spain the trophy he desperately edged for. That season broke him and now we have 2008 and 2009. We had the incident where Alonso was so far gone that Flavio tried to reinvigorate his balls by getting Nelsinho to crash on purpose to forment a safety car session. Alonso even got Ferrari to pay off Kimi Raikkonen, a driver with less emotions than an Asimo, in order to bring in the Spaniard. For what? Endless heartbreak as the Fourth Reich masterminded their engineering team and allowed a mediocre driver to 4 successive WDCs while the minds at Maranello failed their Spanish comrade. For Alonso's chariot was not as experately crafted as that of Dietrich "Fuhrer" Mateschitz's literal Nazi team powered by the sort of stuff one would use to strip paint from the side of a barn. Now we have a broken Alonso who fled back to McLaren thinking the Japanese would bring about the golden age he dreamed of at this depressingly grey team. Alas it turned out to be one of the worst mistakes of his life second only to signing for McLaren the first time round. Who is this man? Why does he command such exorbirant fees? To do what exactly? Nothing. He is overrated and if he was still good then Ferrari would have fought tooth and nail to hold on to him. But they pushed him out when they realized what he was. Proof in Ferrari's inability to hire good drivers is only confirmed when they signed on another snake oil salesman in the form of Sebastian Vettel. History repeats itself.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:43
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Wirth1000 posted:People watch top level motorsport for cutting edge engineering. To see the collective minds of some of the best in their field do their utmost best to create a machine capable of things that only small children dream of. And the best components and cars require the best drivers as well. For one can devise the ultimate chariot but unless you are Jack Brabham you are not going to be capable of extracting the best of what you have wrought. Step in the superstar drivers who have crafted their skills and careers in the lower spec series--- for raw driving ability and work ethic to rise to the top in order to catch the eyes of the teams which will entruist their bespoke beasts and to carry the team's hopes and dreams across the finish line. That anime has gone to your loving head and caused severe brain damage. See a neurologist ASAP.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:45
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Please source your quotes.
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Jan 8, 2018 03:07
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Funzo posted:Please source your quotes. https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=164503
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Jan 8, 2018 03:17
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As we all know by now, Dietrich Mateschitz is a loving hella-nazi who is trying to create his own version of Breitbart in Austria. As we also know, the god drat literal Nazi party which is called the Freedom Party in Austria is in a coalition with the ruling party. And now it has come to my attention that BWT which is Force India's title sponsor is an Austrian company which focuses on water purification. Clearly they're exerting their own Nazi ideologies and industry expertise by buying into an Indian team and purifying the sport of any undesirable ethnic associations. F1 already has one Nazi team we definitely don't need another. What's next? More Russian drivers???
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Jan 8, 2018 03:45
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Austria is both cool and good, it's just a little lost right now. Probably should bring back the Habsburgs.
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Jan 8, 2018 03:55
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Austria under Habsburg rule: Over 500 years of Austrian prestige and glory. Austria less than a century after losing Habsburg rule: Red Bull invented, ruled by actual Nazis.
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Jan 8, 2018 03:59
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1500quidporsche posted:Austria is both cool and good, it's just a little lost right now. Probably should bring back the Habsburgs. Ferdinand will be busy at Daytona, so they’ll have to figure it out on their own
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Jan 8, 2018 04:10
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Wirth1000 posted:And now it has come to my attention that BWT which is Force India's title sponsor is an Austrian company which focuses on water purification. Clearly they're exerting their own Nazi ideologies and industry expertise by buying into an Indian team and purifying the sport of any undesirable ethnic associations. They're turning the frickin frogs gay!!!!!!!
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Jan 8, 2018 04:34
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What if instead of Germans in F1 we had Russians???
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Jan 8, 2018 06:01
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Badmouthing Nando should be a bannable offence!!!
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Jan 8, 2018 06:07
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Halo14 posted:Badmouthing Nando should be a bannable offence!!! Nandos a bitch haha.
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Jan 8, 2018 08:59
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Leclerc is a good driver and IMO he is already better than Grossjean or the other hASS guy. If the Alfa isnt a piece of crap he can be in the midfield. After watching the williams doc its pretty sad the shape the team is right now.
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Jan 8, 2018 12:09
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Wirth1000 posted:Freedom Party in Austria 
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Jan 8, 2018 12:17
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where's the pearl harbour dedication?
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Jan 8, 2018 13:45
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Josuke Higashikata posted:where's the pearl harbour dedication? In the back of the Toro Rosso now
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Jan 8, 2018 14:15
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NtotheTC posted:In the back of the Toro Rosso now It’s not a Mitsubishi engine
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Jan 8, 2018 14:21
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Wirth1000 posted:As we all know by now, Dietrich Mateschitz is a loving hella-nazi who is trying to create his own version of Breitbart in Austria. As we also know, the god drat literal Nazi party which is called the Freedom Party in Austria is in a coalition with the ruling party. I wonder how Daniel Ricciardo pronounces Mateschitz.
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Jan 8, 2018 14:22
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mrfart posted:I wonder how Daniel Ricciardo pronounces Mateschitz. 'cant.' As in, 'hows it garn, cant?'
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Jan 8, 2018 14:23
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Basically guaranteed to have called him "mate shits" behind his back at some point.
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Jan 8, 2018 14:24
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wicka posted:It’s not a Mitsubishi engine Hey, peep this sweet WW2 joke: size zero
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Jan 8, 2018 14:39
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UNIT 731
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Jan 8, 2018 14:53
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track day bro! posted:Nandos a bitch haha. 
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Jan 8, 2018 14:59
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track day bro! posted:Nandos a bitch haha. WHAT THE gently caress? It seems that his daytone car is a piece of crap? Hopefully the Renault branded Mclaren is better.
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Jan 8, 2018 15:01
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wicka posted:It’s not a Mitsubishi engine I JUST WANTED TO JOKE ABOUT EXPLODING JAPANESE ENGINES WICKA YOU AUTIST
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Jan 8, 2018 15:14
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素敵なメルトダウン
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Jan 8, 2018 15:17
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Stop posting anime poo poo in here I swear to god.
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Jan 8, 2018 15:19
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Jan 8, 2018 15:21
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1500quidporsche posted:Stop posting anime poo poo in here I swear to god. 後天性免疫不全症候群（こうてんせいめんえきふぜんしょうこうぐん、英語: Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, AIDS（エイズ））とは、ヒト免疫不全ウイルス(HIV)が免疫細胞に感染し、免疫細胞を破壊して後天的に免疫不全を起こす疾患[2]。照屋勝治はエイズを慢性ウイルス血症による「全身性炎症性疾患」としている[3]。性感染症の一つ。 感染から2-4週で、無症候（症状がない）や、インフルエンザ様の症状などを起こしてから、5年から10年の症状のない潜伏期間に入る。後に風邪によく似た症状や、全身の脂漏性皮膚炎を呈し、その後、多くの感染症にかかるようになる。主な感染経路は、コンドームを用いない性行為のほか、注射器の打ちまわしといった血液感染や、母子感染が主である。感染しているかの検査には血液検査が用いられる。 治療には抗HIV薬を用いたHAART療法が用いられるが、完治は困難で薬の服用が継続される。一方で、平均余命は治療により非感染者とほぼ同水準まで延長されているとする研究も報告されている。
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Jan 8, 2018 15:21
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Feels Villeneuve posted:後天性免疫不全症候群（こうてんせいめんえきふぜんしょうこうぐん、英語: Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, AIDS（エイズ））とは、ヒト免疫不全ウイルス(HIV)が免疫細胞に感染し、免疫細胞を破壊して後天的に免疫不全を起こす疾患[2]。照屋勝治はエイズを慢性ウイルス血症による「全身性炎症性疾患」としている[3]。性感染症の一つ。 lol
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Jan 8, 2018 15:23
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Jan 8, 2018 15:24
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Please stop posting god drat loving anime in this thread I am trying to shitpost at work you shitlords.
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Jan 8, 2018 15:31
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I'm listening to the unabridged audiobook of War and Peace at work. The Peace sections are pretty boring tbh.
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Jan 8, 2018 15:32
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NtotheTC posted:I JUST WANTED TO JOKE ABOUT EXPLODING JAPANESE ENGINES WICKA YOU AUTIST What is this thread about if not historical accuracy?
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Jan 8, 2018 15:34
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im filling spreadsheets and listening to johnny cash pyf johnny cash songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce3Fe6f-76M
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Jan 8, 2018 15:36
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Wirth1000 posted:Yeah, don't expect anything from Alonso at the stupid dumb American 24 hour event. He's in an noncompetitive slow poo poo out-of-the-top 10 car. Once the engines are standardized, how about drafting drivers from a pool at random for each race? "OK, this week in Melbourne we have Alonso, then next race, looks like Kyle Busch. Week after that... some MotoGP or rally guy."
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Jan 8, 2018 15:42
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It’s weird the the LMP2s fell off the pace suddenly at Daytona.
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Jan 8, 2018 15:53
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wicka posted:What is this thread about if not historical accuracy? One of our esteemed colleagues almost dying in a clapped out VW Scirocco?
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Jan 8, 2018 15:54
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Latifi is in at Force India for a testing role.
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Jan 8, 2018 15:56
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