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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Tesla Autopilot AI/Sentient Pile of rat poo poo 2020

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

veiled boner fuel posted:

Tesla Autopilot AI/Sentient Pile of rat poo poo 2020

No Zuckerberg hired a life coach to appear more human

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

I'm definitely voting for AI as soon as it's viable.

All hail our AI overlords, I want the Culture universe to happen dammit!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Founding Fathers: "But that could never happen!"

"But what if it did?"

Founding Fathers: "...:geno:"

Hey, don't blame them. This is why they specifically made the constitution a document that could be modified, in case it was not appropriate for circumstances in the future. They realized they were fallible, and that the future was no unknowable.

It's not their fault that "let's modify the constitution" is basically heresy now and that neither side could be trusted to do so. But the framework is there. They set it up, but we ain't knocking it down.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

CODChimera posted:

It's kind of strange to think the POTUS sits around and watches Fox News.

Honestly, no, not really.

Decades of indoctrination and eventually A Very Special Boy will be bound to surface as our leader.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

honestly we wont be better off until the states break apart. as soon as we can excise the diseased south, the sooner we can start living a modern life. let those inbred hicks wither.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Chomp8645 posted:

Hey, don't blame them. This is why they specifically made the constitution a document that could be modified, in case it was not appropriate for circumstances in the future. They realized they were fallible, and that the future was no unknowable.

It's not their fault that "let's modify the constitution" is basically heresy now and that neither side could be trusted to do so. But the framework is there. They set it up, but we ain't knocking it down.

they also created the electoral college to give electors the discretion not to elect retards when they won over the stupid rubes, but states were like "nah."

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
not enough tweets from the fat man this morning

much disappoint

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The only thing that gives me joy in this hellscape is when the most powerful man in the world tweets like a retarded toddler.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

honestly we wont be better off until the states break apart. as soon as we can excise the diseased south, the sooner we can start living a modern life. let those inbred hicks wither.

lol if you think that this wouldn't end EXTREMELY badly

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
the founding fathers were dumbfuck goons sperging out over how to officially enshrine their newly created slave state in erudite language, thus ensuring either crippling structural stagnation or just another failed slave state, hth

tbf it pretty much worked

Peace de Bundy posted:

lol if you think that this wouldn't end EXTREMELY badly

"we should let the two-thirds of the country that has most of the military bases and weapons break off into a doomed libertarian nightmare world that will conveniently exist right next door to the newly formed 'California and the East Coast: The Country'; that won't cause any problems at all nope no way"

the milk machine fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jan 8, 2018

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Peace de Bundy posted:

lol if you think that this wouldn't end EXTREMELY badly

for the south, i'm counting on it.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

for the south, i'm counting on it.

this whole got dang country is f'ed up, south ain't gonna fix it

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Peace de Bundy posted:

this whole got dang country is f'ed up, south ain't gonna fix it

I can't hear you over the roar of my flying car over here in The United States of New New England

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm waiting for that crazy tweet you fat retarded gently caress!!!!

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

I can't hear you over the roar of my flying car over here in The United States of New New England

*extremely BOSTON ACCENT*

i'm flyinnnnnnnnnn 'ereeeeeeeeeeee

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
The Rock / Crews 2020 most swole ticket ever

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Founding Fathers: "But that could never happen!"

"But what if it did?"

Founding Fathers: "...:geno:"

They made the constitution a living document. poo poo goes bad when we lose the nerve to keep it updated with modern times (see: net neutrality).

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

nickhimself posted:

The Rock / Crews 2020 most swole ticket ever

:yeah:

Make America Jacked Again

Brooks Cracktackle
Oct 17, 2008

Nocheez posted:

They made the constitution a living document. poo poo goes bad when we lose the nerve to keep it updated with modern times (see: net neutrality).

No, the constitution is obviously a perfect unchanging document, and must never be modified from the state the founding fathers intended



please ignore the definition of amendment

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think having a heavily armed 3rd world country run by religious fanatics right next to us would be a very good thing. heck, it's not so good even when they are being propped up via welfare from states with functional economies.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i don't think having a heavily armed 3rd world country run by religious fanatics right next to us would be a very good thing. heck, it's not so good even when they are being propped up via welfare from states with functional economies.

let mexico have it. they seem to be all about the libertarian paradise

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015

Stoatbringer posted:

Heaven forbid such a person ever gets elected!

https://twitter.com/internethippo/status/881161169469403137

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

the milk machine posted:

the founding fathers were dumbfuck goons sperging out over how to officially enshrine their newly created slave state in erudite language, thus ensuring either crippling structural stagnation or just another failed slave state, hth

tbf it pretty much worked


"we should let the two-thirds of the country that has most of the military bases and weapons break off into a doomed libertarian nightmare world that will conveniently exist right next door to the newly formed 'California and the East Coast: The Country'; that won't cause any problems at all nope no way"

Nevada is blue now and we’ve got all the Area 51 alien tech so it’ll be fine.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

let mexico have it. they seem to be all about the libertarian paradise

the last time mexico allowed a bunch of american illegal immigrants to run around things didn't turn out so well for them

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

A Fancy Hat posted:

We're going to see even more wild swings from Presidency to Presidency. Obama begat Trump. Trump will birth President Oprah, who then leads us to President Steve Bannon.

That brings up President Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
President Donald Trump Jr.
President RuPaul (this one would actually own)
President Jimmy "I hate blacks" Jay Moore Jr
President Socialism Bot 9000 (would also own)
President X (several KKK members in a trench coat)
President Guillotine

At the same time the President's term is reduced to only 6 months since no President is actually able to accomplish anything except for Socialism Bot.

President Guillotine 2020

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the last time mexico allowed a bunch of american illegal immigrants to run around things didn't turn out so well for them

they just have to stay awake this time

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Peace de Bundy posted:

*extremely BOSTON ACCENT*

i'm flyinnnnnnnnnn 'ereeeeeeeeeeee

that's new york.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

the milk machine posted:

the founding fathers were dumbfuck goons sperging out over how to officially enshrine their newly created slave state in erudite language, thus ensuring either crippling structural stagnation or just another failed slave state, hth

tbf it pretty much worked


"we should let the two-thirds of the country that has most of the military bases and weapons break off into a doomed libertarian nightmare world that will conveniently exist right next door to the newly formed 'California and the East Coast: The Country'; that won't cause any problems at all nope no way"

The South doesn't have most of the military bases though. United States military bases are dispersed pretty uniformly across the nation (although Naval installations are more clustered near the shore in some states), possibly as a way to ensure the survival of one or more installations remaining in Federal control in the event of a rebellion or nuclear strike.

http://www.military.com/base-guide/browse-by-location

As much as people poo poo on the South, no one wants secession because of the massive problems it entails for everyone involved; and no nation-state tolerates the annexation of its territory idly.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Also the refugee crisis that will occur, causing disease-ridden criminal Southerners to pour over California and The Northeast's unprotected boarders. :v:

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

alphabettitouretti posted:

Hey black people it is your favourite predisent (me). Forget about that time my dad got arrested at a KKK demonstration or when I was investigated by the FBI for refusing to rent to black people, just focus on these job figures I had nothing to do with.

Just imagining this in a Dotard Kermit voice and lol

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Naval bases tend to be located near SHORES you say?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Air bases tend to be located in CLOUDS!?! wtf!

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Kumo posted:

The South doesn't have most of the military bases though. United States military bases are dispersed pretty uniformly across the nation (although Naval installations are more clustered near the shore in some states), possibly as a way to ensure the survival of one or more installations remaining in Federal control in the event of a rebellion or nuclear strike.

http://www.military.com/base-guide/browse-by-location

As much as people poo poo on the South, no one wants secession because of the massive problems it entails for everyone involved; and no nation-state tolerates the annexation of its territory idly.



Big Beef City posted:

Naval bases tend to be located near SHORES you say?

Help I'm dying

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Groovelord Neato posted:

that's new york.

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Big Beef City posted:

Naval bases tend to be located near SHORES you say?

A lot of people don't know that

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
For EU goons, Atlanta is probably the blackest city in the country by volume and extremely blue by polling.

Also if I’m not mistaken Oprah would annihilate the competition. Oprah commands the single most powerful media conglomerate on Earth and it’s the only one whose indoctrination begins at or near birth. Women in the US today, especially poor women, are raised on Oprah.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

To the surprise of absolutely no-one.



https://factba.se/blog/2018/01/08/stable-genius-lets-go-to-the-data/

edit: lol and this specifically excludes his tweets.

Clyde Radcliffe fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jan 8, 2018

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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

A Fancy Hat posted:

Is he super racist or just his fans? I loved "Dirty Jobs" but now I see a lot of people sharing pics of Mike with quotes like "I think these millennials need to work harder and stop worrying about "Black Lives Matter". All lives matter, as long as you're working"

Never really understood the masturbatory fixation on work as a virtue with these guys.

Even if the implication is that being a hard worker demonstrates that you have a tolerance and stamina for endless bullshit day in and day out, wouldn't it be great to not be compelled by economic forces to have to work? Just let robots do the hard lifting and go off doing whatever you want in life, even if that means sitting in bed watching TV everyday?

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