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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Zivilyn Bane posted:

Way to jack Web Spiders deal, Frost Walrus!

"Nuh-uh it's totally different, this one lies in the Snow Base!!"

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something
Aug 1, 2011

Have you ever seen
The most pure look of delight
On a Babby's face?

Pillbug
uh is that chill penguin in the ice

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Brother Entropy posted:

genuinely cannot tell if you're making this up or not

it's a megaman game not a donkey kong game.

there's no Great Ape War here

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


something posted:

uh is that chill penguin in the ice

Yep

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

something posted:

uh is that chill penguin in the ice

no it's blizzard buffalo you FOOL

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Hey X!

CHILL OUT!

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Your Computer posted:

HE HAS NO
STYLE
HE HAS NO
GRACE

lanky kong already works as an x boss name

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Learn the lore

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
the great ape war would be more entertaining

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

HE POSTS
THE PASTEBIN DRAMA
WHICH LIES
INSIDE ALL OF US

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
"are there any other frozen bosses"

"nope"

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

DizzyBum posted:

"Nuh-uh it's totally different, this one lies in the Snow Base!!"

"we have a very inefficient bureaucracy that requires hiding these weapons in different places instead of one centralized, highly secure location!"

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Frost Walrus skipped leg day.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
look at that sprite

it's fuckin' dope as poo poo

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Why is it that Mega Man runners are always kinda deadpan?

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

This mother fucker barely even looks like a walrus

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

i don't really like x's idle pose in this game, he's got a weird stance

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Brother Entropy posted:

genuinely cannot tell if you're making this up or not

Dude, the whole Storm Eagle/Storm Owl saga makes up a subplot in the Japanese prequel novels. Look it up.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

axeil posted:

"we have a very inefficient bureaucracy that requires hiding these weapons in different places instead of one centralized, highly secure location!"

don't put all your secret weapons in one robot basket!

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Frost Walrus great attack of sliding really slowly on all fours.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.


:pusheen:

this is incredible

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

blue glow = cold

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Zivilyn Bane posted:

Frost Walrus skipped leg day.

So why does a walrus have legs anyway?

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
HE QUICKSAVES
WHEN HE SHOULDN'T
AND MUST USE GOD MODE TO PERSIST

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


TeaJay posted:

So, what was the SECRET WEAPON that the Web spider was protecting? His .. own sub-weapon?

IIRC you can see some big cannon thing in the background when you fight him.

TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


Dias posted:

look at that sprite

it's fuckin' dope as poo poo

Something I like in the X series is that some bosses are a lot bigger than X himself, starting from X1 and Flame Mammoth.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Ramos posted:

So why does a walrus have legs anyway?

Exactly its hosed up

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Your Computer posted:

HE HAS NO
STYLE
HE HAS NO
GRACE

YOU GOT
COCONUT GUN

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


HE IS THE GUY
WHO FIGHTS YOU
AFTER
FOUR BOSSES

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
HE DESTROYED
THE CITY
AND ESCAPED
TO THE SEA

Burma Shave

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


HE DESTROYED
THE CITY
AND ESCAPED
TO THE SEA

EDIT: aww.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

HE DESTROYED
THE CITY
AND ESCAPED
TO THE SEA

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

oh no

not The City

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I love Jet Stingray's level.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
HE DESTROYED
THE CITY
AND ESCAPED
TO THE SEA

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
What a dick.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Okay, that Colonel fight was actually pretty cool

e: ... is this a battletoads homage

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Wow this guy's an rear end in a top hat, a whole city ???

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
What a dick! Why'd he destroy the city?

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TeaJay
Oct 9, 2012


DizzyBum posted:

HE IS THE GUY
WHO FIGHTS YOU
AFTER
FOUR BOSSES

HIS STAGE
IS THE MANDATORY
AUTO-SCROLLER

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