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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Sick flip phone laser.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

s.i.r.e. posted:

How in the gently caress, this looks like total poo poo.
well, it's an FPS on the gamecube...

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I guess this is where I end my night, this poo poo is mad boring.

Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


CarNG

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


did he just say CarNG

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Agent Under Fire was sicknasty when I was 12

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Quest For Glory II posted:

well, it's an FPS on the gamecube...

Not just the visuals, but just the gameplay and everything about it. Also, Metroid Prime. :colbert:

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

I swear I remember this from the last GDQ. Is this the same game or a samey sequel or from an earlier GDQ than I'm remembering?

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

this. is nnot good. also this man said "car en gee" and is probably gonna again

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Quest For Glory II posted:

is patty at GDQ, or did they put him in the fun dungeon (or fungeon) for short

Patty was at the last one at least

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

this is the wackest poo poo

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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This runner is really cringey. Is that what the kids call it? Cringey?

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

s.i.r.e. posted:

Not just the visuals, but just the gameplay and everything about it. Also, Metroid Prime. :colbert:


I was trying to figure out if this was N64, or if my memories of gamecube graphics were a hell of a lot more rose-colored

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

s.i.r.e. posted:

I guess this is where I end my night, this poo poo is mad boring.

I don't know what you're talking about. This is way better than Halo.

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
I like CarNG

publishko
Feb 16, 2014
I forgot that every cool moment in the game is ruined by a tinny snippet of the Bond theme destroying your ears

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

s.i.r.e. posted:

Not just the visuals, but just the gameplay and everything about it. Also, Metroid Prime. :colbert:
well Nintendo would know how to get the most out of their hardware

also probably more fun to design alien worlds than try to make a realistic city on PS2/XB/GC hardware

a penus
Aug 14, 2004



see you next mission


Amelié enjoyed the MGS run

a penus fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Jan 9, 2018

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


The kid just needs to slow down on the talking, run's good.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



publishko posted:

I forgot that every cool moment in the game is ruined by a tinny snippet of the Bond theme destroying your ears
It's amazing. We don't get enough awful 3D games at GDQ.

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

Also, the constant 'James Bond' music stings make it impossible to sleep. So, I have to watch it.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I went to get food, how's the run?

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
All the sound design sense of one of the pinball tables in which you get enough points for a free game but can't be bothered to keep playing.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Xenothral posted:

I went to get food, how's the run?

CarNG

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Ursine Catastrophe posted:

I was trying to figure out if this was N64, or if my memories of gamecube graphics were a hell of a lot more rose-colored

GameCube definitely could have looked better than this, Pikmin, Super Mario Sunshine, Melee all look better than this for sure.


publishko posted:

I forgot that every cool moment in the game is ruined by a tinny snippet of the Bond theme destroying your ears

Yeah, this is the worst part. At least GoldenEye's composers used variations on the Bond theme and new compositions in Monty Norman's style to keep things fresh.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
bmw z8 was such a weird car

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

This is so bad and yet so good.

Is this supposed to be a homage or sequel or something to Goldeneye? Or was it something that is genuinely bad on its own right? Because supposedly this is Gamecube, and Metroid Prime / Red Faction 2 / etc. is proof that you could do decent shooters on GC.

e:

a penus posted:



Amelié enjoyed the MGS run

That is the chubbiest little dangernoodle and I love it.

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

Massive
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:

It's amazing. We don't get enough awful 3D games at GDQ.

This one has an estimate of 45:00 which is too long for Awful Block I would assume.

Ew, he said "CarNG" again.

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


Xenothral posted:

I went to get food, how's the run?

hmmmmm, fireworks

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



:piaa:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Also, is this Bond supposed to resemble any actor?

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
zoe we'll take my cah instead

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

sweet catcalling

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
I hated driving the car so much, but it was so long ago I can't remember why exactly. Guns were probably too hard to aim or something.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

s.i.r.e. posted:

Also, is this Bond supposed to resemble any actor?

brosnan

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
This is a mediocre crossplatform FPS and looks terrible because EA probably intended it to be N64/PS2 since it came out in 2001.

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!
The name's NG. CarNG.

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




lol, don't gently caress around.

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