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TheMaskedUgly posted:This, but unironically You call yourself a member of these dead gay comedy forums with a straight face?
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Zipperelli. posted:They're suing private companies for discrimination? Of course you can sue private companies for discrimination. Antidiscrimination law would be pretty loving useless if you couldn't. A Christian baker who refuses to bake a wedding cake for a gay wedding is also a private company. Or, you know, a Woolworth with a lunch counter. NB: This is not addressing the merits of any particular antidiscrimination suit. Just taking exception with the notion that somehow private companies should be off-limits.
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oh dope posted:ThIs woman is dead as sure as the sun rises
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Samizdata posted:You call yourself a member of these dead gay comedy forums with a straight face? Not with a straight face, no... 
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put my body in a meat grinder or in a small box with insane animals carrying razors?!
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datajugend posted:put my body in a meat grinder or in a small box with insane animals carrying razors?! Yeah I don't see how any part of that plan screamed good idea.
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datajugend posted:put my body in a meat grinder or in a small box with insane animals carrying razors?! Her PPE is severely lacking and probably an OSHA violation. She should be at least wearing a bomb suit.
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Man there are a metric fuckton of 'badidea.gif's in this thread but this is pretty far up there 
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For me, it will always be the jet pilot who had to test out the effects of zero gravity on animals by performing parabolic arcs in his plane and releasing the test animal as he started his descent. The animal selected for him to release in his tiny cockpit? A cat. A creature made from fur, piss and razor blades, floating directly in front of your unprotected face. Brilliant 
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NiceGuy posted:Man there are a metric fuckton of 'badidea.gif's in this thread but this is pretty far up there You know what? Never bathe a cat. If they get into something gross, hit them with the hose and that's it. But otherwise....yeah, never the gently caress mind.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:You know what? Never bathe a cat. If they get into something gross, hit them with the hose and that's it. But otherwise....yeah, never the gently caress mind. There is a third option https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTUxFSLDu0E&t=2s
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There is a third option Ah yes, the ol' "how to get an enemy for life" machine.
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swordfish duelist posted:Yeah I don't see how any part of that plan screamed good idea. I can almost see the line of thinking, since I have had dogs who hate baths and would've loved to have a door of some sort to keep them in. That said, my dogs couldn't jump 5 times their height into the air and aim directly at my face, and I only bathed one at a time.
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SpacePig posted:I can almost see the line of thinking, since I have had dogs who hate baths and would've loved to have a door of some sort to keep them in. That said, my dogs couldn't jump 5 times their height into the air and aim directly at my face, and I only bathed one at a time. Yeah, the way a dog retaliates for an unwanted bath is just sitting in mute silence during the bath, staring you in the eyes with a look of "why are you doing this to me? Do you no longer love me? Was I a bad dog?" breaking your heart. Cats attack the body, dogs go for the soul.
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I've been unsuccessfully trying to find a video version of the gif to check but it looks like the cats were pretty calm until the orange one snapped and went instantly ballistic which set the other one off as well
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Mezzanon posted:Ah yes, the ol' "how to get an enemy for life" machine. That's the default mode of cats.
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Proteus Jones posted:Yeah, the way a dog retaliates for an unwanted bath is just sitting in mute silence during the bath, staring you in the eyes with a look of "why are you doing this to me? Do you no longer love me? Was I a bad dog?" breaking your heart. there are more dogs who love getting a bath than ones who dont
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zakharov posted:That's the default mode of cats. Yeah, with dogs if you give them snacks and scritches all of your prior indiscretions are forgiven forever- It's different with cats; that's merely the basic stuff you have to do for them to deign to acknowledge you as an acceptable presence in their environment.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:You know what? Never bathe a cat. If they get into something gross, hit them with the hose and that's it. But otherwise....yeah, never the gently caress mind. I have found that you can confuse a cat that's hostile to baths with bubble bath, but YMMV. EDIT: would still not recommend that this be attempted with two cats at once. Old Boot has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Jan 9, 2018 |
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BraveUlysses posted:there are more dogs who love getting a bath than ones who dont Oh agreed, my big ol' chocolate lab *loved* baths as a rule. But there have been a couple times when he was super resistant. Granted those were all times he got his annual skunk spray to the snout, so those were generally unpleasant for everyone involved. That's when I'd get the "you don't love me anymore" looks, and that's a devastating look from a lab.
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swordfish duelist posted:My brother got convicted of non- violent resisting arrest when he was 15 at a party because the cops showed up to break up the party and he was so scared that he didn't step outside when the cops came to the door. if you’re in the US the solution to this is to not say ANYTHING to the cops, except for these 4 phrases: “Am I free to leave?” (and maybe “why am I being detained?” if the answer is “no”), “I want to remain silent,” “I do not consent to search,” and “I want to talk to a lawyer.” These phrases activate certain legal protections and rights. The “I do not consent to search” one is the newest because cops are now taking silence as consent.  Source: NLG “know your rights” training. i know that’s off-topic for the Schad thread but if it can help someone in an encounter with the cops it’s worth it. ACAB. ChickenOfTomorrow has a new favorite as of 17:54 on Jan 9, 2018 |
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Proteus Jones posted:Cats attack the body, dogs go for the soul. Cats go for the soul too. They just try to remove the flesh to get to it.
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Proteus Jones posted:Yeah, the way a dog retaliates for an unwanted bath is just sitting in mute silence during the bath, staring you in the eyes with a look of "why are you doing this to me? Do you no longer love me? Was I a bad dog?" breaking your heart. When I first got a kitten, the first time we gave her a bath she gave me the sad puppy dog look. I leaned down to her face and as soon as I was within striking distance she clawed the gently caress out of me. Clever girl.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:if you’re in the US the solution to this is to not say ANYTHING to the cops, except for these 4 phrases: Oh yeah, it's in the US. It was specifically the royal palm police department back in '06. I was 19 and still thought the cops were there to help. Oh how wrong I was. I've since moved away and now that I live in a small town, the cops are assholes but they're not completely terrible.
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A friend of mine has a cat who, in addition to being frighteningly intelligent, also loved to get in the shower with my friend. The cat stopped doing it after getting into the shower with my friend's sister, who didn't realize her shower companion was a cat and started screaming hysterically. That feels schadenfreude-y enough to include in this thread.
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trickybiscuits posted:A friend of mine has a cat who, in addition to being frighteningly intelligent, also loved to get in the shower with my friend. The cat stopped doing it after getting into the shower with my friend's sister, who didn't realize her shower companion was a cat and started screaming hysterically. That feels schadenfreude-y enough to include in this thread. When my last set of cats were kittens, they would howl outside of the shower until they figured out how to wedge a paw in and push the shower door open enough to squeeze through.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:if you’re in the US the solution to this is to not say ANYTHING to the cops, except for these 4 phrases: Also if anyone out there hasn't seen this, you should. https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/the-confessions/
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:if you’re in the US the solution to this is to not say ANYTHING to the cops, except for these 4 phrases: Just a reminder that you can be smug and correct about your rights, but that ain't gonna stop catching an asskicking from cops if they want or suspect you of something and they probably won't get punished for it.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:You know what? Never bathe a cat. If they get into something gross, hit them with the hose and that's it. But otherwise....yeah, never the gently caress mind. Cats are like rainman, it's not the water they hate so much as they hate the sound of the faucet. Before my fat fat cat got less fat, we'd have to occasionally bathe him to get his butt un-crusted (thank god that's over with) and room temp standing water just made him depressed about life instead of violently fearful about it.
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Bobby Digital posted:When my last set of cats were kittens, they would howl outside of the shower until they figured out how to wedge a paw in and push the shower door open enough to squeeze through. I doubt I'm the only one whose cats when they were around loved to jump in the shower stall/tub the moment you turned off the shower and stepped out.
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My cat does not enjoy being washed, but she just takes it and looks very sad about it. Bathing is reserved for the dingle berries that a fluffy butt has on occasion. Otherwise water doesn't bother her, she can get water dripped on her and it's like nothing happened.
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Owning cats honestly sounds like hell any time anybody posts about it and I honestly don't know why people do it. But I appreciate that they do because of the videos they produce.
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