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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Dewgy posted:

I am about 99% sure that you could make a bitcoin wallet site that has "by the way this is actually just a way for you to give me, the proprieter, your bitcoins for free. I am not giving your bitcoins back, ever" in the T&Cs and still make out like a bandit.

PonziCoin, an out and out Ponzi scheme was a thing in Bitcoin for quite a while. There probably still are some, just less blatantly named.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Aramoro posted:

PonziCoin, an out and out Ponzi scheme was a thing in Bitcoin for quite a while. There probably still are some, just less blatantly named.

They literarily say in board threads, "this is not one of those BAD Ponzi schemes. It's one of the good Ponzi schemes. You just have to get in and out early and you can make a killing". And everyone is all surprised when NO ONE makes a killing except for the guy who set it up.

When I used to follow the Buttcoin thread, there'd be a link to one those threads with frightening regularity.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

The longer the great cryptocurrency experiment goes on, the more disappointed I become that I have a conscience. The entire cryptocurrency community seems to consist of people who are absolutely desperate to give their money to scam after scam. I am certain I could have stolen a couple million, by now.

There's this woman at work who's super into cryptocurrency and has seemingly made it her life's work to try and get everyone else in the office on board. I've tried warning people when I can, but it looks like the craze is taking hold just the same. On an unrelated note, I'm going to be asking soon whether I can work remotely.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Dewgy posted:

I am about 99% sure that you could make a bitcoin wallet site that has "by the way this is actually just a way for you to give me, the proprieter, your bitcoins for free. I am not giving your bitcoins back, ever" in the T&Cs and still make out like a bandit.

This happened. There was a pyramid scheme called "pyramid scheme" and the creator announced that it was a pyramid scheme, and people still bought in. The participants all figured they were clever for getting in early, but most of them were not and did not.


Barry Bluejeans posted:

There's this woman at work who's super into cryptocurrency and has seemingly made it her life's work to try and get everyone else in the office on board. I've tried warning people when I can, but it looks like the craze is taking hold just the same. On an unrelated note, I'm going to be asking soon whether I can work remotely.

Most of the people getting railed are just schlubs. There's definitely scammer-on-scammer crime, too, but the field is pretty wide open, and they don't really have to butt heads to squeeze "money" out of the community.


Barry Bluejeans posted:

There's this woman at work who's super into cryptocurrency and has seemingly made it her life's work to try and get everyone else in the office on board. I've tried warning people when I can, but it looks like the craze is taking hold just the same. On an unrelated note, I'm going to be asking soon whether I can work remotely.

It doesn't help that the value of these things seems to inexplicably keep trending upward.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

The longer the great cryptocurrency experiment goes on, the more disappointed I become that I have a conscience. The entire cryptocurrency community seems to consist of people who are absolutely desperate to give their money to scam after scam. I am certain I could have stolen a couple million, by now.

Linked from the porncoin article: Woman Avoids Charges After Injuring Husband's Genitals in Bath-time fight
The smugshot really makes this one.

Haha this is my hometown and I know this loving person what the hell

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

chitoryu12 posted:

Dippin' Dots have been around since the 90s and are really common. I'd be legitimately surprised if someone hasn't heard of them by now.

I honestly hadn't.
So is it nothing more than prilled icrecream?

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/950497857869672450

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lmao. That guy probably sucks but that's ballsy as gently caress

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Aesop Poprock posted:

Lmao. That guy probably sucks but that's ballsy as gently caress

No probably about it.

quote:

In this respect, his behaviour resembles that of neighbouring Thailand’s military bosses who, having seized power in a coup in 2014, ostensibly because democracy was not working, have grown adept at finding ways of clinging to arbitrary power. General Prayuth Chan-o-cha, the coup’s leader, who styles himself as prime minister, promised reconciliation and an abundance of happiness for the Thai people.

Instead, he has presided over a repressive political and media climate, an underperforming economy, a gerrymandered constitution entrenching military control and an upsurge in violence among the disadvantaged Muslim minority in the impoverished south. Now, uncertainty caused by the recent death of King Bhumibol Adulyadej has thrown into doubt the junta’s promise to hold elections next year, although officials are adamant that the polls will go ahead.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

kupachek posted:

I honestly hadn't.
So is it nothing more than prilled icrecream?

Sort of? They're flash frozen with liquid nitrogen in sphere form, but they still melt like any other ice cream after it's served. They're pretty easy to eat because you can take big scoops with a spoon.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

canis minor posted:

My bad - I just focused too much on "CEO of porn cryptocurrency" :(

Haha I had complete missed that too

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

chitoryu12 posted:

Sort of? They're flash frozen with liquid nitrogen in sphere form, but they still melt like any other ice cream after it's served. They're pretty easy to eat because you can take big scoops with a spoon.

Bizarre.

I'll have to try to find some and try it out.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

kupachek posted:

Bizarre.

I'll have to try to find some and try it out.

If you're in America, chances are literally any mall around you has them.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
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He made an error in his measurement and only grew 2 cm.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 07:29 on Jan 10, 2018

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Dude just got his first boner in space. Finally found out what turned him on and it's zero g.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

drat that's an alpha move

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
If that guy wasn't a poo poo that'd be the funniest thing ever for a politician to do

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Ikea Wants You to Pee on This Ad. If You’re Pregnant, It Will Give You a Discount on a Crib

Interesting application of the pregnancy test strip here.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

So...to get the discount, you have to present a piece of piss-soaked paper to the cashier?

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

spog posted:

So...to get the discount, you have to present a piece of piss-soaked paper to the cashier?

While maintaining eye contact in a show of dominance.

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

spog posted:

So...to get the discount, you have to present a piece of piss-soaked paper to the cashier?

Not only that, but you need to carry it around with you.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Florida wants to remove its herpes-excreting wild monkeys

http://www.tampabay.com/Florida-wants-to-remove-herpes-excreting-wild-monkeys

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

What's the difference between a cryptocurrency and funbucks?

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Zesty posted:

What's the difference between a cryptocurrency and funbucks?

You can use physical funbucks as washers, spacers, beer mats, tissue paper or as kindling.

Cryptocurrencies in their current forms are more or less digital company scrips. With the company issuing them usually being a scam/insolvent/criminal front/whatever.

The blockchain technology itself has also other uses, but the cryptocurrencies are all that.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

chitoryu12 posted:

Dippin' Dots have been around since the 90s and are really common. I'd be legitimately surprised if someone hasn't heard of them by now.

Didn's Sean Spicer have some sort of feud with Dippin' Dots in his twitter past, pre-Spokesman gig?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Agents are GO! posted:

Didn's Sean Spicer have some sort of feud with Dippin' Dots in his twitter past, pre-Spokesman gig?

yeah and it makes zero sense. you can search twitter for
code:
from:@seanspicer dippin
and see for yourself









I didn't even know who this dumdum was until relatively recently but he's been getting mad about Dippin' Dots since eight years ago

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
More like Sean Saltier

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pastry of the Year posted:

yeah and it makes zero sense. you can search twitter for
code:
from:@seanspicer dippin
and see for yourself









I didn't even know who this dumdum was until relatively recently but he's been getting mad about Dippin' Dots since eight years ago

We really need to keep reminding ourselves that the first Press Secretary for Trump was a guy who publicly feuded with Dippin' Dots for years for no apparent reason and once fled into bushes to avoid reporters.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

We really need to keep reminding ourselves that the first Press Secretary for Trump was a guy who publicly feuded with Dippin' Dots for years for no apparent reason and once fled into bushes to avoid reporters.

Don’t forget he was the WH Easter bunny.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

chitoryu12 posted:

publicly feuded with Dippin' Dots for years

Cacafuego posted:

was the WH Easter bunny

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Fans are competing to see how quickly they can get Mario topless

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




The whole world deserves to burn to ashes

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

chitoryu12 posted:

We really need to keep reminding ourselves that the first Press Secretary for Trump was a guy who publicly feuded with Dippin' Dots for years for no apparent reason and once fled into bushes to avoid reporters.

I think the reason is apparent in that last post, that being that at some point before he started hating them, he tried to get some Dots but there was no vanilla to be had, and of course a guy like Spicer would have vanilla for his favorite flavor, and instead of just shrugging his shoulders and saying 'Oh well', he took it as a personal affront and from that point on it was grudge city.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
It’s so absurd it seems like a marketing stunt.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Detective Thompson posted:

I think the reason is apparent in that last post, that being that at some point before he started hating them, he tried to get some Dots but there was no vanilla to be had, and of course a guy like Spicer would have vanilla for his favorite flavor, and instead of just shrugging his shoulders and saying 'Oh well', he took it as a personal affront and from that point on it was grudge city.

Except the no vanilla episode happened a full 5 years after his vendetta against Dippin' Dot's. It seems although he hates them he keeps on eating them, Dippin' Dots are his heroin.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Aramoro posted:

Except the no vanilla episode happened a full 5 years after his vendetta against Dippin' Dot's. It seems although he hates them he keeps on eating them, Dippin' Dots are his heroin.

He actually really likes Dippin' Dots, but thinks that its claim of being the "Ice Cream of the Future" is haughty, and that goes against his sensibilities.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Detective Thompson posted:

I think the reason is apparent in that last post, that being that at some point before he started hating them, he tried to get some Dots but there was no vanilla to be had, and of course a guy like Spicer would have vanilla for his favorite flavor, and instead of just shrugging his shoulders and saying 'Oh well', he took it as a personal affront and from that point on it was grudge city.

Vanilla is delicious, asshat.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



GrossMurpel posted:

Vanilla is delicious, asshat.

Absolutely.

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