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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I.C. posted:

That's the rapper Stitches who you may know from his hit song "Brick in Yo Face" which is about him being a bad-rear end coke dealer or from his constant exclamations of "gently caress a job!" Pretty sure he's still under 25. He got kinda fat after he got into codeine, and he now has a teddy bear tattoo on his forehead.

The other guy is Big LA who is Mike Busey's sidekick. You may know him from...hanging out with Mike Busey. Have you been to The Gathering in the last few years? If so, you've probably seen Busey, Big LA, and the assorted girls known as Busey's Beauties. They dance and strip and whatever and all live at the Sausage Castle in Florida. Stitches is also from Florida.

Big LA is hilarious. I added Mike Busey on Snapchat and the first thing I saw was him, Big LA, Stitches, and some others heading out for go-karting at midnight. Big LA was too fat to fit in the kart so he just stood on the sidelines giving commentary through Snapchat.

They went on tour with Trace Cyrus last fall and Big LA decided to go out wandering in a small town in Indiana while ruminating on life to his personal Snapchat, and he missed the bus. Mike had to put out a call for help on his account to get some fans in the area to pick him up and drive him to Illinois for their next show because there was a shirtless 500-pound black dude wandering around the Midwest.

The Sausage Castle is just a daily experience in what crazy poo poo and debauchery they can get up to this time.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

I.C. posted:

That's the rapper Stitches who you may know from his hit song "Brick in Yo Face" which is about him being a bad-rear end coke dealer or from his constant exclamations of "gently caress a job!" Pretty sure he's still under 25. He got kinda fat after he got into codeine, and he now has a teddy bear tattoo on his forehead.

The other guy is Big LA who is Mike Busey's sidekick. You may know him from...hanging out with Mike Busey. Have you been to The Gathering in the last few years? If so, you've probably seen Busey, Big LA, and the assorted girls known as Busey's Beauties. They dance and strip and whatever and all live at the Sausage Castle in Florida. Stitches is also from Florida.

I searched for "stitches" on YT and found a lovely song from some kid that has almost a billion loving views. Compared to that, whatever these degenerates are producing is pure art.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Doctor Malaver posted:

I searched for "stitches" on YT and found a lovely song from some kid that has almost a billion loving views. Compared to that, whatever these degenerates are producing is pure art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U

He was 19 in this one.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

This is a risky play for PYF regular Say Nothing, let's see if it pays off. The thread holds it's breath as it waits for Literally a Bird to get home from work.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
lol if you've never driven to Vegas hopped up on uppers and spent the whole time blasting

I JUST POPPED A MOLLAAAAYYY
NOW I'M TRYNA gently caress MILEY CYRUS

on repeat for hours until everyone in your car starts kicking your seat

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Kind-of feels like it needs a shot of Terry in-suit looking smug af

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

mind the walrus posted:

Kind-of feels like it needs a shot of Terry in-suit looking smug af

Someone swiped it from the original tweet and thought what the joke needed was a Batman reaction shot.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Stitches is extremely retarded bullshit for people who will someday look back on their youth with an indescribable sense of cheap nostalgic revulsion

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

mind the walrus posted:

Kind-of feels like it needs a shot of Terry in-suit looking smug af
I got this

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/uwni9w/reno-911--vote-for-terry

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

poo poo like this is why Robins keep getting killed.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I dunno, BTAS basically had making dumb jokes at the expense of Batman and anyone else around be part of the Robin job description. When Alfred isn't around to pick up the slack.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


biracial bear for uncut posted:

poo poo like this is why Robins keep getting killed.

Losing a Robin doesn't mean you have to be a Frank Miller sad sack for the rest of your life. You can move past it and put another kid in tights.

whoda thunkit
Sep 20, 2010

Man, geese are dicks.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Open Marriage Night posted:

Losing a Robin doesn't mean you have to be a Frank Miller sad sack for the rest of your life. You can move past it and put another kid in tights.
Ah the Bryan Singer method.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

This is a risky play for PYF regular Say Nothing, let's see if it pays off. The thread holds it's breath as it waits for Literally a Bird to get home from work.

The picture tells the tale. Literally a Bird will Say Nothing

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Doctor Malaver posted:

I searched for "stitches" on YT and found a lovely song from some kid that has almost a billion loving views. Compared to that, whatever these degenerates are producing is pure art.

Behold Chuggo

https://youtu.be/8PMGjn_d130

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

I'd rather not, ghh

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

chitoryu12 posted:

The Sausage Castle is just a daily experience in what crazy poo poo and debauchery they can get up to this time.

Speaking of debauchery, I wonder what sex positions are available to that guy that enable access to his genitals and don't kill the partner.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Scratch Monkey posted:

Behold Chuggo

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TTUSrQl6zw
The bluray for IT has been released and the bloopers are very good.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Doctor Malaver posted:

Speaking of debauchery, I wonder what sex positions are available to that guy that enable access to his genitals and don't kill the partner.

I think they involve a pulley system.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This joke also works in Spanish.

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 17:05 on Jan 10, 2018

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/_SteveThornton/status/951021223487660032

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos












Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



I.C. posted:

That's the rapper Stitches who you may know from his hit song "Brick in Yo Face" which is about him being a bad-rear end coke dealer or from his constant exclamations of "gently caress a job!" Pretty sure he's still under 25. He got kinda fat after he got into codeine, and he now has a teddy bear tattoo on his forehead.

The other guy is Big LA who is Mike Busey's sidekick. You may know him from...hanging out with Mike Busey. Have you been to The Gathering in the last few years? If so, you've probably seen Busey, Big LA, and the assorted girls known as Busey's Beauties. They dance and strip and whatever and all live at the Sausage Castle in Florida. Stitches is also from Florida.

This is the quality educational content that keeps me coming back to the Something Awful forums after all these years

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine



I thought the joke was Snot and Ice, but don't drive in 4 wheel drive? You have got to be kidding me. My poo poo trucks are rear wheel out of 4 and are totally loving worthless on snow and ice in 2. :psyduck:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That is a great writing prompt.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Doctor Malaver posted:

Speaking of debauchery, I wonder what sex positions are available to that guy that enable access to his genitals and don't kill the partner.

Cowgirl.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/0sGlhlD.gifv

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


wow, NSFW that poo poo man.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

Goodpancakes posted:

I thought the joke was Snot and Ice, but don't drive in 4 wheel drive? You have got to be kidding me. My poo poo trucks are rear wheel out of 4 and are totally loving worthless on snow and ice in 2. :psyduck:

Yeah if you have 4wd and the road is completely iced or snowed over you should probably use it. Turning and stopping mostly comes down to the tires, but having all four wheels going the same speed does add some stability.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
We got into a detail about octopus intelligence in the r/relationships thread, which led to me watching this video. I don't know where to post it.

https://youtu.be/KMM4XYteqWI

"Give me the child."

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Bored posted:

We got into a detail about octopus intelligence in the r/relationships thread, which led to me watching this video. I don't know where to post it.

https://youtu.be/KMM4XYteqWI

"Give me the child."

...and the immediate cut to a guy whose caption says "Animal Feeder" going "Yeah it's one of the funniest things we've ever done"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Roro posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TTUSrQl6zw
The bluray for IT has been released and the bloopers are very good.

I prefer the Erma version.




Link to the webcomic.

https://tapas.io/episode/255222

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYf9Qmp9ryw

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Bored posted:

We got into a detail about octopus intelligence in the r/relationships thread, which led to me watching this video. I don't know where to post it.

https://youtu.be/KMM4XYteqWI

"Give me the child."

"You just bought eight tickets to the gun show"

"Say hello to your mother for me"

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

I prefer the Erma version.




Link to the webcomic.

https://tapas.io/episode/255222

This thing is cuter than I was expecting.

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A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Roro posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TTUSrQl6zw
The bluray for IT has been released and the bloopers are very good.

I need this, that was excellent

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