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BEST KONG
This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Random Stranger posted:

Huh. I guess you can duct tape a hand back on!

I like how they took the time to put his watch back on along with his hand.

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Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!

Studio posted:

Weird that the game turns into a Cracker Barrel ad

I was trying to work out my joke but I'm not beating that

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
You're not my real dad :qq:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Daddy strat complete

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i hate you daddy

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I thought for the longest time Jack was shoving the knife in Ethan's mouth, like grinding the knife up against his teeth or something

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
Ahahahahaha

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Duct tape solves everything.

I mean, it's really not all that more a stretch than the traditional magic herbs.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
I wasn't hungry anyway. :saddowns:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Studio posted:

Weird that the game turns into a Cracker Barrel ad

For gently caress's sake, can we leave their lovely gift shop and get back on the road?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Real story, during a hurricane in college they had to evacuate a bunch of kids from out of state up into bayou country with one of the dorm residents. He was the first in his family of like 30 to go to college and his parents celebrated hosting this kids with a traditional fish, shrimp, crawfish, gator, and a raccoon dinner.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
that's one hell of a broom

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


That table had it coming.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Delete the dining room table

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

AttackTheMoon posted:

God everything but the last 4th of this game is perfect. Loved it so much, great to watch ran fast.

The stuff on the ship goes on a little long but my god the end of this game is incredible.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


emdash posted:

that's one hell of a broom

It's actually a shovel. :eng101:

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

honestly i'm intentionally only half paying attention because i wanna play this sometime and even then i can tell this game looks pretty drat cool

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Barudak posted:

Real story, during a hurricane in college they had to evacuate a bunch of kids from out of state up into bayou country with one of the dorm residents. He was the first in his family of like 30 to go to college and his parents celebrated hosting this kids with a traditional fish, shrimp, crawfish, gator, and a raccoon dinner.

burn the south to the ground

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

Massive
Avian
Rear
Images
Online


I don't like horror games so I'm just listening to this one.

hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:
its always funny to see in horror games just how predictable the AI can be :v:

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Ramos posted:

It's actually a shovel. :eng101:

well that makes a little more sense :v:

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

Brother Entropy posted:

honestly i'm intentionally only half paying attention because i wanna play this sometime and even then i can tell this game looks pretty drat cool

Same buddy

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
this game's really good even though i couldn't actually play it and i had to watch my wife do it

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Brother Entropy posted:

honestly i'm intentionally only half paying attention because i wanna play this sometime and even then i can tell this game looks pretty drat cool

yeah don't spoil this game

you can tune back in like an hour from now. But the first half of the game is amazing. One of the best ever done in any video game

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

Huh. I guess you can duct tape a hand back on!

Its duct tape and staples

Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


Language!

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

financially racist posted:

burn the south to the ground

Wait, when did I switch to my D&D tab?



:v:

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Man this first part of the game is so good.

When you don't know where your going its terrifying.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Barudak posted:

Real story, during a hurricane in college they had to evacuate a bunch of kids from out of state up into bayou country with one of the dorm residents. He was the first in his family of like 30 to go to college and his parents celebrated hosting this kids with a traditional fish, shrimp, crawfish, gator, and a raccoon dinner.

As a scavenger, raccoon probably isn't great, but the rest of that is tasty.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Hello token, reasonable black man.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

financially racist posted:

burn the south to the ground

It's real hard to burn a swamp to the ground.

Hell this game is going to make that exact point in about 30 minutes

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
World's worst police officer

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Ramos posted:

Hello token, reasonable black man.

lololololololol

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
HELP! POLICE! MY LIFE IS IN DANGER!


:siren: Meh, who the gently caress are you anyway?

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
hey cop, i'm a clearly distressed man, give me your gun

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

As a scavenger, raccoon probably isn't great, but the rest of that is tasty.

Raccoon is garbage, as is squirrel and nutria. You eat them cause you have them. The rest of that is good fixins although gator needs a looooooooooong time to cook.

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

GIVE ME YOUR GUN, COP GUY!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Ramos posted:

Hello token, reasonable black man.

I'm sure he'll be fine.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

"What am I gonna do with a knife?" *Immediately uses the knife*

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Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Zivilyn Bane posted:

HELP! POLICE! MY LIFE IS IN DANGER!


:siren: Meh, who the gently caress are you anyway?

Too accurate to real life.

Propaganda Hour posted:

lololololololol

Police officer or not, I'm not about to get gung ho involved in a crazy dude crawling out of a door.

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