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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Gear porn never really fits into Star Wars no matter how often they do it. A blaster is a blaster, Jedi wear robes, and none of the many lightsaber variants have improved the concept of a lightsaber.

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unseenlibrarian
Jun 4, 2012

There's only one thing in the mountains that leaves a track like this. The creature of legend that roams the Timberline. My people named him Sasquatch. You call him... Bigfoot.
No gear porn, sure, but I feel like Star Wars -does- need some sort of crafting/repair minigame because it's something that just keeps happening on screen, probably because Lucas was a teenaged hotrodder

So basically something like Fragged Kingdom.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
It should be more like tune-ups and stuff though; temporary buffs

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

I collected all teh cool equipment on KOTOR and I want my rpg character to be a jango fett brotha with all kind of insane gear

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Plutonis posted:

I collected all teh cool equipment on KOTOR and I want my rpg character to be a jango fett brotha with all kind of insane gear

hell yeah. Star Wars RPGs should unironically have SpyCraft-esque equipment sections.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Halloween Jack posted:

Gear porn never really fits into Star Wars no matter how often they do it. A blaster is a blaster, Jedi wear robes, and none of the many lightsaber variants have improved the concept of a lightsaber.

Counterpoint:



Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.

Halloween Jack posted:

Gear porn never really fits into Star Wars no matter how often they do it. A blaster is a blaster, Jedi wear robes, and none of the many lightsaber variants have improved the concept of a lightsaber.

OTOH there's a surprising amount of wordcount in the 1979 Han Solo books dedicated to the various modifications he made to his pistol.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

hyphz posted:

Sure, I’d be up for a deadpool RPG. But the problem is if the players don’t have their PCs say it, but they’re all thinking it. And as a result they end up disengaged in a way they wouldn’t if it was, say, a tactical underwater combat.

Remember 10 pages ago when you said you'd shut up if you were irritating people? You passed that threshold 9 pages ago. There is literally nothing else to say to you because at this point it's obvious you're either too obsessed with being right that you'll dismiss and reframe everything to prove your point to ludicrous extremes, you're arguing in bad faith for some weird reason, or maybe you really do have a brain parasite.

If this stuff is still for-real not getting through to you, consider taking a long vacation not thinking about it, then politely asking the Apocalypse World Thread/Dungeon World Thread/Blades in the Dark Thread/general PbtA thread for the most extensive list of basic-primers on PbtA games and playthroughs to review for weeks. You could also explore Savage Worlds, Shadow of the Demon Lord, Spellbound Kingdoms, Barbarians of Lemuria, Fragged Empire/Kingdom/Seas/Aeternum, 13th Age, PATROL, Unity RPG, or a thousand other games instead.

Nuns with Guns fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Jan 11, 2018

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

unseenlibrarian posted:

No gear porn, sure, but I feel like Star Wars -does- need some sort of crafting/repair minigame because it's something that just keeps happening on screen, probably because Lucas was a teenaged hotrodder

So basically something like Fragged Kingdom.

Man I read WEG D6 Star Wars revised a while back and it was all about repairing things but missed the point entirely. Everything was measured in days and weeks, required super specific training, was really hard, and had hilariously bad consequences for failure. Actual Star Wars would have had the hyperdive break on Han and then he'd limp the drat Falcon into drydock for six weeks.

unseenlibrarian
Jun 4, 2012

There's only one thing in the mountains that leaves a track like this. The creature of legend that roams the Timberline. My people named him Sasquatch. You call him... Bigfoot.

theironjef posted:

Man I read WEG D6 Star Wars revised a while back and it was all about repairing things but missed the point entirely. Everything was measured in days and weeks, required super specific training, was really hard, and had hilariously bad consequences for failure. Actual Star Wars would have had the hyperdive break on Han and then he'd limp the drat Falcon into drydock for six weeks.

Yeah, you're right, I should have said 'actually interesting crafting/repair minigame'

Also WEG is the worst at Star Wars just for how they statted Han "We're all Fine here, how are you?" Solo as being a masterfully glib liar and an expert mechanic because those were absolutely traits he demonstrated on screen, for sure.

unseenlibrarian fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jan 11, 2018

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Nuns with Guns posted:

Remember 10 pages ago when you said you'd shut up if you were irritating people? You passed that threshold 9 pages ago. There is literally nothing else to say to you because at this point it's obvious you're either too obsessed with being right that you'll dismiss and reframe everything to prove your point to ludicrous extremes, you're arguing in bad faith for some weird reason, or maybe you really do have a brain parasite.

If this stuff is still for-real not getting through to you, consider taking a long vacation not thinking about it, then politely asking the Apocalypse World Thread/Dungeon World Thread/Blades in the Dark Thread/general PbtA thread for the most extensive list of basic-primers on PbtA games and playthroughs to review for weeks. You could also explore Savage Worlds, Shadow of the Demon Lord, Spellbound Kingdoms, Barbarians of Lemuria, Fragged Empire/Kingdom/Seas/Aeternum, 13th Age, PATROL, Unity RPG, or a thousand other games instead.

Yea, ok, fair enough.

Xiw, what you wrote was great.

Oh, and there is some gear stuff in SW, in particular in FaD making your own lightsaber is a thing, and you can customize it a bit.

ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!

hyphz posted:

Oddly that wasn’t the problem. I should clarify we were playing SR 4e. In 4e, all extra successes on a shot carry over to damage, rather than the number being limited by the gun you’re using as in 5e. That makes combat really deadly, and initiative really important.

So the problem was that I was trying to do the whole fiction based ad-lib thing but I couldn’t because of this character. He obviously wanted to play a bad rear end gun fighter but I couldn’t let him, because any threat that could be defeated with a gun would either be over in 30 seconds or so, or beat his initiative and blast the whole party. Any that couldn’t he’d just be twiddling his thumbs. And anyway what’s action cyberpunk fiction without a cool gunfight or two? (Yes I know original style cyber wasn’t based on that.)

The same thing came up a bunch of times. I set up a meeting between two gangs in a warehouse that was intended to be a neat set piece but the players just blocked the entrances and sieged it. The players committed a bunch of crimes but any time Lone Star showed up they just surrendered instantly (because they had no problem with actual atrocities that could be justified as scum-on-scum but didn’t want to touch “innocent” cops), so I had to have them mysteriously never show up or campaign over.

So yea, fiction driven ad-lib rubs me the wrong way. Also I had a friend be bereaved and a bunch of work plans go haywire within the last week so I probably wasn’t in the best mood when I posted that stuff. Sorry.

Since nobody else has mentioned it: There actual problem is that your players were 100% playing as the A-Team, not as a group of cynical cyber criminals just trying to get one more score. And the A-Team loving rules, but you can't try to treat the A-Team the same way you would a group of cynical cyber criminals just trying to get one more score.

Also, since again I don't think anyone called it out as such, your problem specifically is that you confuse metagaming for roleplaying. That's it. That's the root of all of this. You have a serious issue with metagaming. You have overanalyzed games. The TVTropes comment was entirely accurate. You've lost the forest for the trees. A common issue with people who spent too long playing D&D, 3.x in particular.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

quote:

The same thing came up a bunch of times. I set up a meeting between two gangs in a warehouse that was intended to be a neat set piece but the players just blocked the entrances and sieged it. The players committed a bunch of crimes but any time Lone Star showed up they just surrendered instantly (because they had no problem with actual atrocities that could be justified as scum-on-scum but didn’t want to touch “innocent” cops), so I had to have them mysteriously never show up or campaign over.

this is like the most un-shadowrun thing i've ever heard, like you should have had lone star show up they surrender and then lone star blows out their brains because it's less paper work(edit: btw this is bad gm advice don't do it. i only advocate it here because the players have no sense of the genre)

Elfgames fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jan 11, 2018

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
This reminds me of an old old "Ask Blackjack" on Blackjack's Shadowrun page. The question was about what mechanics to use for cigarettes vis a vis other drugs. The guy who wrote in said that his players had different ideas about it, but one guy was adamant that there should be no drugs in the campaign.

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012


In conclusion star wars is a setting of contrasts.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy




Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
[in most boring person alive voice] urgh, non-traditional lightsabers are so anime

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

This guy owns

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner
His shoulderspikes not being lightsabers is such a disappointment

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

xiw posted:

His shoulderspikes not being lightsabers is such a disappointment

Now let's try and be reasonable, that would've just gotten a bit too over the top.

ed: I mean, you have to draw a line somewhere.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Foglet posted:

Now let's try and be reasonable, that would've just gotten a bit too over the top.

ed: I mean, you have to draw a line somewhere.

Yeah, on his shoulders, and then add glow effects to it.

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

theironjef posted:

shoulders crotch

Cause I remember seeing an edit of that sort, perhaps in the "SW EU" thread.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Foglet posted:

Now let's try and be reasonable, that would've just gotten a bit too over the top.

ed: I mean, you have to draw a line somewhere.

the line is at lightsaber dick/nipples. under that line go crazy

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Elfgames posted:

the line is at lightsaber dick/nipples. under that line go crazy

Is that before or after limb prostheses? Because I want to know where this line falls in my extensive catalog of yes/no's.

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Jan 10, 2013

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Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.
Speaking of which, that picture (an illustration from some WotC SW sourcebook, if memory serves) is mild and restrained. Some fan art depicts this dude with full-size blades, each over a meter long.

x

But oh well, fan art in general can be insane.

Darth Vader Redesign

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Why stop there?

Lightkatars, lightfuscinas, lightbohemian earspoons, lightlucerne hammers, lightflails, lightmorningstars, lightknuckles, lightmain gauches

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

gradenko_2000 posted:

Why stop there?

Lightkatars, lightfuscinas, lightbohemian earspoons, lightlucerne hammers, lightflails, lightmorningstars, lightknuckles, lightmain gauches

Dual-wielded 32-tailed lighturumis or bust.

Foglet fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jan 11, 2018

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Now here me out. What if the light, came all the way out the end, really fast. You could put a handle on it, so you could point it better and hit people from far away.

oriongates
Mar 14, 2013

Validate Me!


9 section staff, made of lightsabers

also connected by lightsaberwhips.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


I use my light switch to turn on my lightlight, massacring everyone in the room.

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

Babylon Astronaut posted:

What if the light, came all the way out the end, really fast. You could put a handle on it, so you could point it better and hit people from far away.

You mean... like... make your sword into a part-time gun? Pfft, that's easy, a kid could do it.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

fool_of_sound posted:

This guy owns

This

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

unseenlibrarian posted:

No gear porn, sure, but I feel like Star Wars -does- need some sort of crafting/repair minigame because it's something that just keeps happening on screen, probably because Lucas was a teenaged hotrodder
It works pretty well if the options are just based on type: Pistol, Big Pistol, Carbine, Rifle, Sniper Rifle, LMG.
Of all the dumb lightsaber variants this is definitely the dumbest. Easily the worst moment in the first season of Rebels.

I get that any franchise for kids and nerds is always going to have to have new and better versions of things, but you can't. You can't make a lightsaber better.

Serf
May 5, 2011


yeah you can have whatever crazy lightsaber you want, and the mechanical benefit in a game would just be that you have a loving lightsaber, instantly making you one of the scariest people in the room

Haystack
Jan 23, 2005





Darth Maul's lightsaber staff worked, but that was only because a) staves are actual weapons that are actually interesting to pit against a sword and b) they gave that staff to Ray Park.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

how can a spinning helicopter lightsaber generate lift

Moriatti
Apr 21, 2014

Plutonis posted:

how can a spinning helicopter lightsaber generate lift

I feel like this would be possible with a parachute above it making for a hot air-balloon effect.

Serf
May 5, 2011


how do they get the laserbeam to stop at sword length

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Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

Serf posted:

how do they get the laserbeam to stop at sword length

Meterchlorians, microscopic life forms that like it when lasers are finite

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