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CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Great Metal Jesus posted:



I find it kinda weird that this is the way zombie media went since if I'm not totally off the mark the classics in the genre were much more about social critique and less about the being the hero of the wasteland. Like gently caress, did anyone survive a Romero movie?

yes, but not entirely intentionally iirc. originally everyone was supposed to die in dawn of the dead - the two protagonists would make it to a helicopter and then kill themselves. this wound up changing during production to a more optimistic ending and since dawn was the real pop cultural breakout star of the trilogy (it's where "hole up in a mall" comes from for example as well as "psychotic survivor gangs") which had a profound effect on how zombies were perceived in the popular consciousness.

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

zombie stories are a lot of things because it's a super generic concept that has been applied a lot of times by a lot of people :shrug:
Walking Dead is pretty much the modern standard bearer, and that gets troublesome as all gently caress because it's not designed as a self-contained story with a clear ending.

So even if it's a treatise on the social contract or man's inherent barbarism, it loses whatever it had going for it when you're 150 issues/14 years in and you're meeting the xth really bad wasteland overlord who keeps his minions in line with violence, sadism, and a liberal application of facebiters.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

FilthyImp posted:

Walking Dead is pretty much the modern standard bearer, and that gets troublesome as all gently caress because it's not designed as a self-contained story.

So even if it's a treatise on the social contract or man's inherent barbarism, it loses whatever it had going for it when you're 150 issues/14 years in and you're meeting the xth really bad wasteland overlord who keeps his minions in line with violence, sadism, and a liberal application of facebiters.

walking dead is a soap opera for people who want to drink their own pee in the wasteland and be badass noscope warriors

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

boner confessor posted:

walking dead is a soap opera for people who want to drink their own pee in the wasteland and be badass noscope warriors

I used to have a co-worker who couldn't believe that I wasn't into that stupid show, and constantly forgot I wasn't. Every loving Monday I'd get a recap of that week's episode, despite the fact I'd told him many times I didn't watch it and it wasn't my thing. Really kinda glad I don't work with him anymore, it was annoying as gently caress.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Kind of sad that preppers are such big losers that it would take a zombie apocalypse for their skillset to even be relevant in their fantasy.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Panfilo posted:

Kind of sad that preppers are such big losers that it would take a zombie apocalypse for their skillset to even be relevant in their fantasy.
And realistically they'd be hosed since big, well-coordinated groups of people would stomp all over the lone weirdo. And they'd have every reason to since the lone weirdo has lots of supplies.


HEY NONG MAN posted:

I went to Bed Bath & Beyond last week and they had an end cap dedicated to selling a USB turntable and they were cross-promoting it with a vinyl copy of a Justin Timberlake album but it isn't his new album. The whole thing was so bizarre so I bought six.
My local BB&B converted half its floorspace to baby stuff. It's weird because the times I cut through there to get to the rest of the store, I almost never see people there. But it's been kept like that for a couple years now, so apparently there's enough people buying enough baby stuff to justify that much floorspace. :iiam: (Or maybe not enough people buying stuff in the rest of the store, so the baby stuff is doing relatively better?)

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

We used to have a few decent army surplus place in town, an official one and some retail that bought up that sort of stuff plus related military memorabilia and hunting and fishing poo poo. The official surplus place shut down leaving only the unofficial ones, which jacked their prices up and slowly transformed from a place you could get cheap boots and camping supplies to places that sold military themed collectibles, racist right wing posters, and airsoft poo poo. They also replaced their camping sections with more prepping geared stuff. If you wanted to get a $300 knife shaped like an eagle with 9/11 poo poo on the blade, a bunch of shooting targets of "liberal" celebrities and politicians or racist middle-eastern caricatures, and big tubs of shelf stable food these became the place to go. Had tons of stupid magazines and guidebooks about prepping as well as conspiracy poo poo about why you needed to start prepping. The coming race wars? Biblical prophesy? Class war and communism due to OWS showing its true face as the vanguard for a violent socialist uprising? You name it, they'll sell it.

What was extra funny is that this is in Canada, but 90% of the political stuff was imported straight from the US. So you could get political shirts and bumper stickers and all that poo poo to show your support for domestic politics in another country.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Haifisch posted:

And realistically they'd be hosed since big, well-coordinated groups of people would stomp all over the lone weirdo. And they'd have every reason to since the lone weirdo has lots of supplies.

My local BB&B converted half its floorspace to baby stuff. It's weird because the times I cut through there to get to the rest of the store, I almost never see people there. But it's been kept like that for a couple years now, so apparently there's enough people buying enough baby stuff to justify that much floorspace. :iiam: (Or maybe not enough people buying stuff in the rest of the store, so the baby stuff is doing relatively better?)
Baby poo poo is insanely marked up so yeah its a big market. Babies R Us was pretty big in keeping TRU afloat.

I went to a BB&B for the first time back in December and it was pretty horrible: fidget spinners, stupid chinsy usb gadget garbage and other Big Lots-esque tables of junk, an entire display for fitbits or garmin at 20% extra cost, super cluttered, poo poo that probably hasn't sold for 5 years, and just seemed really depressing.. there were some people in there though

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Haifisch posted:

And realistically they'd be hosed since big, well-coordinated groups of people would stomp all over the lone weirdo. And they'd have every reason to since the lone weirdo has lots of supplies.

I want an apocalypse flick where the protagonist immediately runs off to the country only to find out why it's called highway robbery and not street or alley or whatever robbery.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Bates posted:

I want an apocalypse flick where the protagonist immediately runs off to the country only to find out why it's called highway robbery and not street or alley or whatever robbery.

The road

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

BrandorKP posted:

The cool kids listen to navel poetry sung by improvisational jazz singers...
https://youtu.be/HJsfaZdlRgI

wait this is a real thing? naval poetry is a thing now?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Arglebargle III posted:

wait this is a real thing? naval poetry is a thing now?

It's probably been a thing for as long as there've been boats

Ganson
Jul 13, 2007
I know where the electrical tape is!

Haifisch posted:

And realistically they'd be hosed since big, well-coordinated groups of people would stomp all over the lone weirdo. And they'd have every reason to since the lone weirdo has lots of supplies.

Reminds me of an article I read about the Siege of Sarajevo where the author opined that he wished he stored up only 4 things.

Guns
Ammo
People
Bic Lighters to trade for literally anything else

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Panfilo posted:

Kind of sad that preppers are such big losers that it would take a zombie apocalypse for their skillset to even be relevant in their fantasy.

The comic book Crossed is gore porn trash, but the first issue does have a funny page of a nerd decked out in army surplus gear getting his poo poo wrecked by a bunch of infected.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Man is the greatest monster of all tho, lol

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

crazy cloud posted:

Man is the greatest monster of all tho, lol

Not really a revelation to anybody who has worked in retail tbh

PJOmega
May 5, 2009
The local B&N had a clearance box with the whole "Items here are 50% off" shtick. Everything was either junk or boardgames that were MSRP $25 stickered at $60.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Xaris posted:

Baby poo poo is insanely marked up so yeah its a big market. Babies R Us was pretty big in keeping TRU afloat.

I went to a BB&B for the first time back in December and it was pretty horrible: fidget spinners, stupid chinsy usb gadget garbage and other Big Lots-esque tables of junk, an entire display for fitbits or garmin at 20% extra cost, super cluttered, poo poo that probably hasn't sold for 5 years, and just seemed really depressing.. there were some people in there though

I saw they were giving out $100 off coupons a while back, I wonder what the massive number of exceptions on that coupon were.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Barnes and Noble clearance racks are only good for terrible but fun books about chupacabras and the like

Donald J Trump
Jan 8, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
a zombie movie where they take shelter in a toys'r'us and have to make improvised weapons out of fidget spinners and lego would be great

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

ryonguy posted:

The comic book Crossed is gore porn trash, but the first issue does have a funny page of a nerd decked out in army surplus gear getting his poo poo wrecked by a bunch of infected.
And then there's the guy who can't get it through his head that the zombie apocalypse isn't going to play out like a roleplaying game, so he gets raped to death while his toddler gets torn limb from limb.

Well, like you said, it's gore porn trash.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Arglebargle III posted:

wait this is a real thing? naval poetry is a thing now?

Iggy pop sings about the Dreadnought. Son of Rogues Gallery is fantastic. It's a couple years old now. I won't spoil the best track.

It's a thing for me because my job title is Captain (though I'm actually an unlimited horsepower engineer). As far as military poetry goes the naval stuff is better. One will find lines like "like a penis kissing an apple" in army poetry.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Halloween Jack posted:

And then there's the guy who can't get it through his head that the zombie apocalypse isn't going to play out like a roleplaying game, so he gets raped to death while his toddler gets torn limb from limb.

Well, like you said, it's gore porn trash.

Lmao why am I not surprised to see that Garth Ennis was involved with this poo poo?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

ryonguy posted:

The comic book Crossed is gore porn trash, but the first issue does have a funny page of a nerd decked out in army surplus gear getting his poo poo wrecked by a bunch of infected.

If the nerd buffed up ala Rob Liefeld's Captain America?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

BrandorKP posted:

It's a thing for me because my job title is Captain (though I'm actually an unlimited horsepower engineer). As far as military poetry goes the naval stuff is better. One will find lines like "like a penis kissing an apple" in army poetry.
Is that their version of the one about the monkey loving a football?

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Halloween Jack posted:

Is that their version of the one about the monkey loving a football?

It was from a poetry class I sat in on at West Point. I think it was a WWI sniper taking about pulling the trigger and killing someone. That book is in storage though.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Great Metal Jesus posted:

Destrage did a really good song about this. Your uh mileage may vary depending on how much you like metal.

I find it kinda weird that this is the way zombie media went since if I'm not totally off the mark the classics in the genre were much more about social critique and less about the being the hero of the wasteland. Like gently caress, did anyone survive a Romero movie?

You have to blame the influences of neighboring genres for that, specifically the adventure/survival stuff which started leaning heavily into the fall of civilization when people feel out of love with -white man shipwrecked in jungle because king of gorilla isle- poo poo. Zombie narratives are a subgenre/retread of plague narratives which have long been used for social commentary and critique, but when there was this big interest in apocalypse as a setting full of monsters to be defeated, a plague of zombies just fit better than deadly flu.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Ganson posted:

Reminds me of an article I read about the Siege of Sarajevo where the author opined that he wished he stored up only 4 things.

Guns
Ammo
People
Bic Lighters to trade for literally anything else

No grain alcohol... a bad plan.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

DrNutt posted:

Lmao why am I not surprised to see that Garth Ennis was involved with this poo poo?

Iirc, he and Warren Ellis had a competition to see who could write the best comic starting from the same premise.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Beachcomber posted:

Iirc, he and Warren Ellis had a competition to see who could write the best comic starting from the same premise.

Truly a clash of giants.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
So here's the probable imminent collapse of a local mall http://www.burlingtoncountytimes.com/news/20180109/burlington-center-mall-closed-after-water-pipes-burst-sears-still-open

Real shame, there's an excellent artwork with fountain integral commissioned for the mall on opening in 1982 and I'd hate to see that destroyed in future plans or by vandals.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

DrNutt posted:

Truly a clash of giants.

Warren Ellis is good

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Beachcomber posted:

Iirc, he and Warren Ellis had a competition to see who could write the best comic starting from the same premise.
...and now I understand why blackgas has a similar premise that plays out with not quite so much graphic violence and rape.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Halloween Jack posted:

...and now I understand why blackgas has a similar premise that plays out with not quite so much graphic violence and rape.

Yeah, Ellis has restraint, comparatively.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Arglebargle III posted:

wait this is a real thing? naval poetry is a thing now?

Dude, chanteys have been a thing since before there were boats. Turns out when you need a bunch of people to do a thing in rhythm, singing to that beat keeps them on time. If it's seamen hauling ropes or rail workers swingin hammers, it's a human thing.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

ReidRansom posted:

No grain alcohol... a bad plan.

Yeah for real, it's like this guy has never played This War of Mine.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Liquid Communism posted:

Dude, chanteys have been a thing since before there were boats. Turns out when you need a bunch of people to do a thing in rhythm, singing to that beat keeps them on time. If it's seamen hauling ropes or rail workers swingin hammers, it's a human thing.

I mean a popular thing in the 21st Century, popular enough to sell at a bookstore.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Some families play country music when they get together to drink, mine plays sea chanteys.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


My local sears as of today

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
When you walked through did you follow the tiled walkways or did you walk straight across the concrete parts?

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