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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > AGDQ2018 Chat Thread [Intelligent] [Humorous] [Tasteful]
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BEST KONG
This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

 I have to wonder what they were thinking with the HUD in this game. Great game otherwise.

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009

Rirse posted:

Wait this game is beatable?

Well, you can wait half an hour and then whatever door you go through next takes you to the credits.

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Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012

Rirse posted:

Wait this game is beatable?

Yes, it just really hard.

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Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.
 I recognize this music . . .

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Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


 Tadpole Boss that gives live birth to frogs is great.

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Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


 Every time I see the title of this game I think of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92KYGaapTDg

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Zeikier posted:

Every time I see the title of this game I think of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92KYGaapTDg

they do have a very similar feel

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Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

 Why was that giant tadpole making GBS threads frogs, why did the little girl suddenly decide she collected enough shitted frogs and how did that constitute a boss?

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...

Elliotw2 posted:

after the ds and ps2 games? i don't really want another one

I do, if Nintendo killed Zelda after Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword we'd never have Breath of the Wild.

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this game is cute

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Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
fun fact: in Japan this game was known as Doki Doki Gyo

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victrix
Oct 30, 2007

corn on the cop posted:

this game is cute

It is murderously hateful and wants your blood

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Ramos
Jul 3, 2012

victrix posted:

It is murderously hateful and wants your blood

Not contradicting anything there.

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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
why is the hud mashed into the middle

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

 Bionic commando sure changed directions for the sequel :x

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D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

 blechy's trolling is great

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felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
 Blechy's wealth of BJW trivia is boundless

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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Regular Nintendo posted:

why is the hud mashed into the middle
This was basically an indie game that somehow got published on a console in a time when that didn't happen, so anything weird can be explained as either "the sole programmer wanted it like that for some reason" or "they didn't have the money to make it make sense".

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



 Guys, I think the commentary may not be totally honest.

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Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


 "I want to pinch"

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Zeikier posted:

"I want to pinch"

:same:

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RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

 *in soft, hushed voice* crab battle

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felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
 touhou spotted on the couch

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Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

 the sprite art and animations in this game are crazy good and weird

if you told me this was an indie released last year I would believe you

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Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


 The hud looks like it was framed for a way smaller resolution.


That's a good looking crab.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


 Why is the hud on this game scrunched in the middle of the screen
this is like the weirdest ui design I've ever seen

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009

tyblazitar posted:

touhou spotted on the couch

poo poo. Now they have to burn it.

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

tyblazitar posted:

touhou spotted on the couch

shame this run is invalidated

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

 https://twitter.com/LalaSomnus/status/951379934303477761

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Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."

Waffles Inc. posted:

the sprite art and animations in this game are crazy good and weird

if you told me this was an indie released last year I would believe you

Hell I thought it was until I checked the release date

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
please stop scrolling the screen back and forth like that I'm getting nauseous :(

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Endorph posted:

https://twitter.com/LalaSomnus/status/951379934303477761

im down

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

corn on the cop posted:

im down

same

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felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
 cutting insight there from ALTRIGHT_REDDITOR

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

 welcome to super mario 69: 120 sexual partners

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009

Endorph posted:

https://twitter.com/LalaSomnus/status/951379934303477761

Just think about any of the runners trying to have an orgy and I think you'll disagree with that.

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Ramos
Jul 3, 2012

Random Stranger posted:

poo poo. Now they have to burn it.

It's fine, this is what the couch cover is for.

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
good run :coolfish:

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Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


 "ALTRIGHT_REDDITOR"

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D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

 Cozy is back!

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