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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

it's a shame onlyafro went crazy

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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if you dont like dark souls then eat poo poo

I don't like dark souls and I will not eat poo poo

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
dark souls is a pretty bad game

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
dark souls is great unless you suck at it

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWgaCPm9oXQ

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

boop the snoot posted:

dark souls is great unless you suck

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
All I really know about Dark Souls is fashion comes first but this is pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRxoWPovfwI

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i never knew tarkus did that

goddamn

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

I came to really enjoy the first Dark Souls, but I can see why people don't like it. It's an acquired taste, the Marmite of video games if you will.

I still consider beating Ornstein & Smough one of the most satisfying moments I've ever had in a game though. Goddamn it felt good to lay the smackdown on those bastards after ~25 tries.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBfv3cYJBEY

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I got Dark Souls down to just over two hours and beat it like 10 times.

Probably one of my top 5 video games ever.

I fuckin suck at Bloodborne though.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

boop the snoot posted:

I got Dark Souls down to just over two hours and beat it like 10 times.

Probably one of my top 5 video games ever.

I fuckin suck at Bloodborne though.

Bloodborne was much easier for me because you can regain health by doing damage to enemies.

My son was like 7 or 8 when Dark Souls came out and he actually beat the game before I did.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
should have had my first chicken dinner in pubg but either:
the game glitched and didn't record a death properly
the other guy had 30 first aid kits.

i was in the last circle. there was 100% nobody else in the circle. no buildings or bushes in it, just a tree and a motorcycle. the last guy was probably in a fold of ground outside the last circle. i had shot at him a few times previously and missed.

did the game glitch or could you carry enough medkits and whatnot to survive?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

it's a shame onlyafro went crazy

He has always been crazy.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

vains posted:

should have had my first chicken dinner in pubg but either:
the game glitched and didn't record a death properly
the other guy had 30 first aid kits.

i was in the last circle. there was 100% nobody else in the circle. no buildings or bushes in it, just a tree and a motorcycle. the last guy was probably in a fold of ground outside the last circle. i had shot at him a few times previously and missed.

did the game glitch or could you carry enough medkits and whatnot to survive?

well he could have healed, but at the same time they have already banned 1.5 MILLION players for cheating sooo

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

mods change my name posted:

well he could have healed, but at the same time they have already banned 1.5 MILLION players for cheating sooo

its xbox(because a gayming rig costs $1000 that i dont feel like spending) so i dont think people are cheating.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

vains posted:

its xbox(because a gayming rig costs $1000 that i dont feel like spending) so i dont think people are cheating.

Buddy of mine got sniped across the map by a dude with a vector just this afternoon on xbone

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Buddy of mine got sniped across the map by a dude with a vector just this afternoon on xbone

I hope he saved the replay. I want to see it just because that sounds like a fun shot to watch.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
dont xbox games now crossplay with windows 10 insert "whatever they call Games for Windows Live now") or something like that? Or do they keep the online platform specific still

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

He has always been crazy.

Yeah but he used to be normal crazy. Now he does livestreams of maid cosplay and is closer to actual internet crazy.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Buddy of mine got sniped across the map by a dude with a vector just this afternoon on xbone

how would he know? there's no replays.

subterfudge
Aug 5, 2015
New Stellaris expansion announced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auDTPzdwga4

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

vains posted:

how would he know? there's no replays.

Hahaha I didn't realize that was PC only

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Lmao goddamn this owns

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

irlZaphod posted:

So Nintendo dropped a "Mini Direct" today, which had a bunch of new announcements. Most of the previously unannounced stuff was ports, but we got some dates for upcoming stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_u7g5BlfiY

Key things from the Direct:
  • The World Ends With You remake for Switch, with new story content
  • Pokken Tournament DX paid DLC (coming in 2 waves)
  • Kirby: Star Allies got a release date (March 16)
  • Dragon Quest Builders demo available now on eShop
  • Super Mario Odyssey is getting free DLC in February featuring Online multiplayer Luigi's Balloon World mode (1 player hides balloon, others have to find it) plus new costumes and snapshot mode filters
  • Mario + Rabbids story DLC features playable Donkey Kong
  • DKC: Tropical Freeze and Hyrule Warriors are getting ports to Switch.
  • Dark Souls Remastered is coming to Switch (and PS4/XB/PC)
  • New Mario Tennis game by Camelot, featuring a story/RPG mode á la Mario Tennis: Power Tour

Here's the main stuff which has been announced (Switch games in bold, 3DS in italics):

January 19: Kirby: Battle Royale [NA]
January 23: Lost Sphear
January 25: Celeste
January 26: Pokemon Crystal (VC)
January 31: Pokken Tournament DX Battle Pack (Wave 1)
February 9: Dragon Quest Builders
February 16: Bayonetta 1+2, Fe, Radiant Historia: Perfect Chronology
February 27: Payday 2 (featuring timed exclusive new character)
"February": Super Mario Odyssey Free Update (Luigi's Balloon World, new costumes, new Snapshot mode filters)
March 16: Kirby: Star Allies
March 23: Pokken Tournament DX Battle Pack (Wave 2)
May 4: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (w/ Funky Kong Easy Mode)
May 25: Dark Souls Remastered
"May": Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection

"Spring 2018": Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition, Mario Tennis Aces, Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle Story DLC feat. Donkey Kong
"Summer 2018": Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana, SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy
"This Year": The World Ends With You: Final Remix, Project Octopath Traveler, Yoshi For Nintendo Switch, Runner 3, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






planet killing weapons that wipe whole planets from the galaxy

:getin:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

Yeah but he used to be normal crazy. Now he does livestreams of maid cosplay and is closer to actual internet crazy.

That is still normal crazy on the internet.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I don't get any of those dark souls memes

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

vains posted:

should have had my first chicken dinner in pubg but either:
the game glitched and didn't record a death properly
the other guy had 30 first aid kits.

i was in the last circle. there was 100% nobody else in the circle. no buildings or bushes in it, just a tree and a motorcycle. the last guy was probably in a fold of ground outside the last circle. i had shot at him a few times previously and missed.

did the game glitch or could you carry enough medkits and whatnot to survive?

You can't perma heal through the very last blue IE when it collapses completely. You actually want to have taken *just* enough damage so that the game allows you to use a first aid kit/medkit and you start using it before the blue hits you.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

dark souls remastered is going to have dedicated servers evidently which owns

Guacamayo
Feb 2, 2012

Vasudus posted:

I don't have the patience for dork souls. I got the first one years ago, got to the first bonfire, took a turn, got my rear end handed to me for three hours by two bony bois and then I uninstalled.

I do like the memes though.

you took the wrong way

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

CMD598 posted:

Like I'm playing ArmA

Yeah Escape from Tarkov - it's closer to PR and Arma. Most matches are over by 15-30 minutes (or earlier). I think the max is 50? I finally crossed lvl 18 and have a few traders up to 3 so I can buy suppressors for AK-74s along with AP ammo. The meta seems to be fully decked out suppressed ARs with all the recoil mods plus 4x scopes to allow you to mag dump a 60 rounder from 200 meters e: while sprinting with the bomb squad tier armor that's immune to pistols, shotguns, and AR hollow points.

So parts are frustrating, but feels p. good taking down a higher tiered player and taking all his poo poo.

TCD fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Jan 12, 2018

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFYf7gspe3w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9aon6KXTNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpE4w_XOd48

ded fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Jan 12, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Didn't they just end support for OG dark souls

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

orange juche posted:

Didn't they just end support for OG dark souls

Demon's Souls support got pulled

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRRzEZ9bx-U

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I’m gonna gravelord so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxpwABDCxOU

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I'll go to some lengths to google and understand jokes, but I don't think I can swing playing through two (3?) entire games to get memes. :smith:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

just play ds then

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'll go to some lengths to google and understand jokes, but I don't think I can swing playing through two (3?) entire games to get memes. :smith:

They'll make perfect sense once you encounter them in game.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'll go to some lengths to google and understand jokes, but I don't think I can swing playing through two (3?) entire games to get memes. :smith:

everything posted here is from Dark Souls 1. Just play that one for now. its cheap and rad.

think of it as the NES zelda game with crazier combat. its good!

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