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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lmao

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MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe

Ars Arcanum posted:

Yes.

Also, what's with all the Republicans retiring (not the ones getting shamed out for sticking their dicks in the wrong place)? Do they want to be out of the picture before President Dotard makes us even more of a global embarrassment, or are they smelling blood in the water and want to get far away before the feeding frenzy starts?

A little bit of column a and a little bit of column b, my man.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/charlesbethea/status/951263088333983745

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol I wonder what shook wendys twitter has to say about it

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

The doughy retard reboot of scarface looking dumb

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lol we live in a country that allows this to happen and yet also allows him to say stuff like this

in short america is a land of contrasts

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

handbandit posted:

Anyone else surprised that it was a woman the Republican governor was having an affair with?

He used to be a Democrat. Switched parties right around the time of the affair.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

flashy_mcflash posted:

Don't worry, tomorrow we'll know for sure when Trump is addressed by a very real, very qualified doctor who definitely isn't a doctor in the sense that a Subway sandwich artist is an artist.

The SCUSA will confirm soon that a sandwich artist is a real artist and can express their art and preserve their religious freedom by refusing to sell footlongs to gay people.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
perhaps one day that man will connect the dots and realize what sort of person gets effortlessly conned by a lying idiot.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

buhhhh....butttt he said he was gonna help us!!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

perhaps one day that man will connect the dots and realize what sort of person gets effortlessly conned by a lying idiot.

This. It’s really amazing.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

perhaps one day that man will connect the dots and realize what sort of person gets effortlessly conned by a lying idiot.
The kind of person who is a birther and screams "BUT HER EMAILS!!!"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol it's not like millions of americans were screaming don't vote for that loving idiot bitch retard for months or anything.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

lots of jobs in the ol' Monorail

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
fucken neuter and disenfranchise every trump voting retard.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

perhaps one day that man will connect the dots and realize what sort of person gets effortlessly conned by a lying idiot.

To be fair, he's been feuding with Trump since the election, so I doubt he voted for him https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/806660011904614408

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



Genderfluent posted:

To be fair, he's been feuding with Trump since the election, so I doubt he voted for him https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/806660011904614408

Those workers sure did though

https://twitter.com/charlesbethea/status/951227028040282112

https://twitter.com/charlesbethea/status/951234422245855232

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Mr Predisent pls sign an executive order saving my job

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Try as I might, I can't feel any sympathy for these idiots who fell for the most blatant conman poo poo imaginable.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Imagine being hat-throwing dukes of Hazzard sheriff mad because you're so loving stupid that Donald Trump tricked you and you're just now realizing it.

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



TotalLossBrain posted:

Mr Predisent pls sign an executive order saving my job

Yeah, he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Look at his hat

He probably had a MAGA hat too

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
mr president please sign an executive order prohibiting leopards from eating my face

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"i believed the words and promises of a mixture of a conman and politician" - a literal loving retard idiot

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Nah I bet he was lying to everyone else but me

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
*sees countless stories of Trump ripping off vendors and contractors*
"I trust this man with my livelihood"

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I don't know if the video's been posted

https://twitter.com/RGjournalist/status/951102206325002240

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


good

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
That tweet about votin for the tigers eating faces platform

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Good thing the stock market is doing so well. JOBS!

Enjoy



Maybe they can grab one of those new Walmart jobs with newly raised $11/hr starting pay. #MAGA

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/951568993458053121

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
so presidential :grin:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lol he's going to be remembered as a patron saint of conservatism just like reagan

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

unpacked robinhood posted:

That tweet about votin for the tigers eating faces platform

Leopards mother fucker! LEOPARDS!

https://twitter.com/Cavalorn/status/654934442549620736

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Donny Dotard evidently favors a gas tax hike for infrastructure projects...I had to do a double take on hearing something that makes sense come out of his mouth.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Lmao that sounds about right

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015


Lol Don just can't help himself

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
good lols on this page



lol

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

This probably does nothing but bolster his supporters' view of him, to be honest.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

quote:

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump said, according to these people, referring to African countries and Haiti. He then suggested that the United States should instead bring more people from countries like Norway, whose prime minister he met yesterday.
like anybody from Norway, a state with one of the highest standards of living on earth, would want to emigrate to the US of loving A - a measurably worse nation on nearly ever metric of wealth and happiness. lol, just lmao.

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