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A Fancy Hat posted:Folks, in addition to the FAKE NEWS awards being presented today, I am proud to announce my health test results. This is, well quite frankly there's some great stuff here in both awards. Because let's just.... let's look at the details of my health. satire really is dead
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By the power of the People of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Office of Doctor R. Man hereby decrees Donald J. Trump to have HUGE hands.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:By the power of the People of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
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Careful Drums posted:satire really is dead I mean, Trump literally called Africa a shithole. How can you write something more damning of the man and more humorously ignorant than that? You could say something like "Ladies and gentlemen, the United States is pleased to announce we have declared war on China. Gye-na. Can you believe that? 1 billion people there, and we're gonna.... we're here for the oil and the factories. Our military buildup has led the Generals to victory in the War against Christmas, and now we're doing the War against Chinese. It's gonna be amazing, as you know the economy does very well.... really just tremendously well after a war." And you know what? He might loving say that. And Fox News will say "Trump declares war. Good for US to get that oil and factories!" That's the world we live in.
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Before I even saw that stupid look on Tucker's face last page, I knew that Republicans were just gonna turn this into a completely different argument by turning it into "lol why can't the president swear??" "Grab them by the pussy" all over again. Literally evil imo.
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Careful Drums posted:satire really is dead lol
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Grimdude posted:Before I even saw that stupid look on Tucker's face last page, I knew that Republicans were just gonna turn this into a completely different argument by turning it into "lol why can't the president swear??" Trump himself torpedoed this retarded argument when he immediately said immigrants from Norway would be great. Just in case you're on the fence about this being a racist comment lets bring up what everyone thinks of as the whitest place in the universe as a positive example. hmbol
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After weeks of talking poo poo to this guy it finally happened https://twitter.com/rigidnips/status/951834239468818433
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mono posted:After weeks of talking poo poo to this guy it finally happened you flew too close to the sun
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Bust Rodd posted:http://www.crackshackormansion.com/ The saddest part is that hasn't been updated and the prices are double now.
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Results of Trump's physical are in -->
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Avirosb posted:I mean Duterte is bad and his death squads are bad and everything but America has been waging a literal war on drugs for quite some time now. no, america has waged a figurative war on drugs which is really a literal war on black people.
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A Fancy Hat posted:And you know what? He might loving say that. And Fox News will say "Trump declares war. Good for US to get that oil and factories!" That's the world we live in. A President cannot declare war thank God. He needs an Act of Congress, and China owns billions of our debt. Kumo fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jan 12, 2018 |
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Just checkin to see what ol dotard had on the schedule besides his physical.... 4:35 PM President Schedule The President and THE FIRST LADY depart Washington, D.C., en route to Palm Beach, FL Joint Base AndrewsOut-of-Town Travel Pool Of loving course
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Smirr posted:Results of Trump's physical are in -->
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Kumo posted:A President cannot declare War thank God. He needs an Act of Congress, and China owns billions of our debt. Oh yeah, I'm not saying we'd actually get into a War because of him. But do you think he knows that fact? He seemingly thinks he's a King whose word is law.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Oh yeah, I'm not saying we'd actually get into a War because of him. But do you think he knows that fact? He seemingly thinks he's a King whose word is law. I imagine it's been explained to him, dozens of times.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:By the power of the People of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
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Kumo posted:A President cannot declare war thank God. He needs an Act of Congress, and China owns billions of our debt. i dunno what inspired such immense confidence in the current congress, or congress in general. the thing that's holding us back from constantly declaring war for trivial reasons is trump's enormous, all-consuming cowardice. he's unlikely to ever move on from twitter threats, but congress would be totally cool with it if he did. gimme the GOD DAMN candy fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jan 12, 2018 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:It's legitimately difficult to mimic Trump because whatever batshit thing I come up with, Trump probably has something more insane in his head. So I exaggerate as much as possible, but still know in the back of my mind that he'll say something more hilariously awful. Do you work with the president? You are too good at this
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During his interview with The Wall Street Journal, Trump acknowledged that recent talks between the two Koreas may be an attempt to drive a wedge between South Korea and the United States. "If I were them, I would try," he said. "The difference is I'm president, other people aren't. And I know more about wedges than any human being that's lived."
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Kumo posted:A President cannot declare war thank God. He needs an Act of Congress, and China owns billions of our debt. You can move a lot of troops and drop a lot of bombs without declaring war. Good thing for them military service is voluntary.
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my new dog posted:During his interview with The Wall Street Journal, Trump acknowledged that recent talks between the two Koreas may be an attempt to drive a wedge between South Korea and the United States. that's a real quote, lol
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president atomic wedgie
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my new dog posted:During his interview with The Wall Street Journal, Trump acknowledged that recent talks between the two Koreas may be an attempt to drive a wedge between South Korea and the United States. Kumo fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jan 12, 2018 |
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my new dog posted:During his interview with The Wall Street Journal, Trump acknowledged that recent talks between the two Koreas may be an attempt to drive a wedge between South Korea and the United States. aahhhh
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He does spend a lot of time in the sand traps
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[Ron Howard Voice] https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/951797288548098049
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The president has typed "Get smart" into twitter a few times lately. It's his new "you're fired"
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my new dog posted:During his interview with The Wall Street Journal, Trump acknowledged that recent talks between the two Koreas may be an attempt to drive a wedge between South Korea and the United States. ??????????????????????
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old beast lunatic posted:The president has typed "Get smart" into twitter a few times lately. It's his new "you're fired" it's still not trump who wrote that. geez, how can you read his usual word salad and think the same person wrote those complete sentences? it's just that even though his social media guy is marginally smarter than trump, he is also a lying piece of poo poo like everyone in the administration.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/DavidNakamura/status/951856962534367232?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1 I'm Mike Pence's "Just a little longer, it'll all be over soon" smile.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it's still not trump who wrote that. geez, how can you read his usual word salad and think the same person wrote those complete sentences? it's just that even though his social media guy is marginally smarter than trump, he is also a lying piece of poo poo like everyone in the administration. I'm just saying I think "get smart" was his contribution
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my new dog posted:During his interview with The Wall Street Journal, Trump acknowledged that recent talks between the two Koreas may be an attempt to drive a wedge between South Korea and the United States.
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I would have thought MSNBC would say shithole but so far CNN has said it in night shows and morning shows
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old beast lunatic posted:I'm now taking time to ponder all the good things murder squads have done. If I read the US Police thread in GBS correctly, someone can just call the police saying there is a murder-suicide happening in the white-house and they'll take care of the rest.
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You okay over there Atlantic? lol
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