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Jeza posted:
I think I'm going to have to put this in my will. Turn every one of my bones into a drinking and/or eating implement. Or a bong.
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It's more of a sex concept
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Jan 12, 2018 16:47
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Inescapable Duck posted:I think I'm going to have to put this in my will. Turn every one of my bones into a drinking and/or eating implement. Or a bong. Be the change you want to see in the world. I'm voting skullbong.
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Jan 12, 2018 16:49
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I have been reading this thread for a literal entire goddamn year and I've still not caught up. In this time I got a new boyfriend and convinced him to get on to SA based on excerpts of this thread (and the Croatian goon) alone. I have become Sisyphus. Kinda like torture reading with the end in sight, but never attainable.
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Jan 12, 2018 16:50
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Im (23f) moving into my BF's (37m) of 1 year house. He has "skulls art" everywhere that I'd like him to tone back (especially the skull candles that melt "blood") but he says they are part of his style and I need to get used to it.quote:hello everyone, part of the reason I love Kenneth is his creativity and individual style. He's a kid at heart and so am I so we get along great. I am having a hard time with roommates so Kenny offered fo let me move in with him, I gladly accepted. im crying e: quote:The thing that sucks is his business is in a rough patch so he can't afford his current house so he'll lose it if I don't move in and he's spent like $30000 grand remodeling the place that he'll just lose if he can't afford the rent. just gets better. wonder if his remodeling involved turning the house into a giant skull lair. Jeza fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jan 12, 2018 |
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Jan 12, 2018 16:58
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Her style is Anthropologie, his style is Anthropology.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:12
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Her style is Anthropologie, his style is Anthropology. This made me laugh too much.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:19
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Palpek posted:The trick is for both partners to have it so when they go to sleep they're actually having the wildest orgy. No, then they just have the most intense staring contest every night, waiting to see who'll fall asleep and get hosed first.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:24
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Why do so many of these women with sex weird boyfriends get upset that their boyfriends jerk it?
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Jan 12, 2018 17:25
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"I'm so tired from staying awake all night" "I know and it's turning me on so much!  "
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Jan 12, 2018 17:26
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Date someone with somnambulism and have games of kiss chase every night.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:26
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He spent $30,000 remodeling a rental?
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Jan 12, 2018 17:27
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Lockback posted:He spent $30,000 remodeling a rental? An extensive skull collection is usually a sign of 'poor life choices', that's just the confirmation.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:28
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Aramoro posted:Date someone with somnambulism and have games of kiss chase every night. What's that drug which causes blackouts and buying pool tables?
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Jan 12, 2018 17:28
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Lockback posted:He spent $30,000 remodeling a rental? She's 23 dating a 37 year old, she might be kinda dim and not know the difference between rent and mortgage.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:29
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Gorilla Salad posted:What's that drug which causes blackouts and buying pool tables? Al Borland Corp. posted:She's 23 dating a 37 year old, she might be kinda dim and not know the difference between rent and mortgage. Unless he found a landlord who would rent to him and approved of the skulls. Or maybe the landlord is naive and assumed $30k of modifications would boost property value for sure. Maybe the guy is a great negotiator and argued if he replaced the aging boiler he could also do some other modifications. Khorne fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jan 12, 2018 |
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Jan 12, 2018 17:29
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:Why do so many of these women with sex weird boyfriends get upset that their boyfriends jerk it? "Hi, I'm emotionally broken and insecure so I've developed a weird fetish." "Hi, I'm also emotionally broken and insecure so your sexuality threatens me and my self esteem." (in unison) "We should date because no one else will ever love us!!"
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Jan 12, 2018 17:32
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Architect's schematic of remodeling:
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Jan 12, 2018 17:34
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Jeza posted:Im (23f) moving into my BF's (37m) of 1 year house. He has "skulls art" everywhere that I'd like him to tone back (especially the skull candles that melt "blood") but he says they are part of his style and I need to get used to it. I'm eagerly awaiting a da share z0ne meme about dumping a sour, unfun sadsack.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:40
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Jeza posted:Architect's schematic of remodeling: Surely for 30 grand you could get something a little more imposing 
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Jan 12, 2018 17:41
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Jeza posted:Architect's schematic of remodeling: Owns bones, or rents bones?
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Jan 12, 2018 17:43
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TIFU by trying to Dutch oven my wife. (self.tifu)quote:Not even gonna use a throwaway because this is so funny I’m probably going to end up telling everybody I know anyway. After the embarrassment wears off a bit anyway.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:06
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It sounds like that should have been a gently caress up but somehow miraculously he got away with it consequence free
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Jan 12, 2018 18:17
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Al Borland Corp. posted:It sounds like that should have been a gently caress up but somehow miraculously he got away with it consequence free "masturbatory fantasy"
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Jan 12, 2018 18:20
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Cakefarts Carol posted:"masturbatory fantasy" Of course you would think that, Ms. Cakefarts.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:21
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Anne Whateley posted:Like everything, it probably depends on how into it you are, but I'm into waking my partner up with blowjobs and I definitely don't see that hurting our relationship It also sounds like they're leaving to jerk it in that bathroom rather than like doing it without consent over their sleeping gf so while I think it's kind of weird I dunno why they'd really be upset with it. Like "hey I got turned on but you were asleep so i jerked it in the shower", and then she's all "how could you??".
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Jan 12, 2018 18:32
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Guys, let me tell you a story about how I shat on my wife's face. It goes like this: we were cuddling on the bed and I shat on her face, hahaha I tell this story to everybody I know, it's a riot.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:32
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Palpek posted:Wait for the twist: This kinda implies if he, say, found a passed out girl he didn't know at a party, he wouldn't hesitate to take advantage.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:32
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Jeza posted:
That's... KINDA illegal, you know, right? And super disrespectful to whoever/wherever it was stolen from. Get your drat skulls legally.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:33
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(IL) Can I will an item to my 15 year old nephew without my sister being able to legally steal it?quote:I have a collector's item that my sister wants and she's been nothing but an rear end in a top hat about it for the last two decades. Objects mean much more to her than people. I reported her to the police for breaking my collarbone with her car when we were both in our 20s, and I'm still convinced she did it on purpose to try to kill me for it, but she got away with only three months. She tried to kill her own husband for money and he got a divorce. I really really want to know what this thing is.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:34
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Dienes posted:This kinda implies if he, say, found a passed out girl he didn't know at a party, he wouldn't hesitate to take advantage. that seems like a needlessly dark hot take.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:34
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Dienes posted:This kinda implies if he, say, found a passed out girl he didn't know at a party, he wouldn't hesitate to take advantage. not necessarily, it could also just be "i recognize that just because we're in a relationship doesn't mean i have implied consent to put my penis inside her at any time" Antivehicular posted:It's more of a sex concept Who knows, man. Who knows.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:45
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Midnight Voyager posted:That's... KINDA illegal, you know, right? And super disrespectful to whoever/wherever it was stolen from. I'm aware of the laws and the ethics. But have you ever been to an ossuary/catacomb? poo poo man, they've got tens of thousands of these drat things stacked up like Ferrero Rocher. And the rest of the bones are often just heaped somewhere. The disrespecting is already done imo. Plus I have a pretty high threshold for what constitutes disrespecting the dead. Hell, I'd be happy that my skeleton was getting a new lease of life...so to speak.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:48
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Idk, it is pretty clearly "I didn't do it because I didn't want to mess up our relationship" and not "I didn't do it because that's rape." People with this fetish, just suck it up and talk to your partners beforehand. If you get their consent (and you use a little common sense) it's not bad!!!
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Jan 12, 2018 18:48
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Anne Whateley posted:Idk, it is pretty clearly "I didn't do it because I didn't want to mess up our relationship" and not "I didn't do it because that's rape." Not that i think someone who did obtain proactive consent to it is gonna get reported or anything. e: and I'd still sorta disagree with the first point, like I can understand that incredibly harsh literal interpretation but it seems likely he's just bad at expressing himself, if he acknowledges it'd mess up their relationship that's him acknowledging it'd be wrong to do.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:53
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La Brea Carpet posted:(IL) Can I will an item to my 15 year old nephew without my sister being able to legally steal it? You put it in a trust held bank storage vault with ownership passing to the boy on his mothers death, so that she may never have the rare misprint trolls red hair toy still in box A+ quality.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:56
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Palpek posted:Guys, let me tell you a story about how I shat on my wife's face. It goes like this: we were cuddling on the bed and I shat on her face, hahaha I tell this story to everybody I know, it's a riot. unrelated but digging the comey avatar! #NeverTrump
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Jeza posted:I'm aware of the laws and the ethics. But have you ever been to an ossuary/catacomb? poo poo man, they've got tens of thousands of these drat things stacked up like Ferrero Rocher. And the rest of the bones are often just heaped somewhere. The disrespecting is already done imo. Plus I have a pretty high threshold for what constitutes disrespecting the dead. Hell, I'd be happy that my skeleton was getting a new lease of life...so to speak. And then there's stories like the woman whose mother's ashes were mixed with those of other people in a crematorium that was working unlawfully. She was utterly broken-hearted because now her mother's remains can't be at a certain shrine. She said that she thinks her mother will never truly be at rest. That poo poo haunts her. Some people take that poo poo seriously, and it doesn't take any effort to respect that. Just don't be a dick. And she even mentioned she's in a foreign country! It could be somewhere where they specifically are really serious about that kind of thing.
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Jan 12, 2018 19:04
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I hope nobody uses my skull to decorate their weird apartment after I die.
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Please glue sunglasses to my skeleton and use it to dunk on people tia
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