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Yeah! Our first cat treats! Now spurn this highly questionable excuse for food.
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Jan 7, 2018 16:18
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Refuse I'm pretty sure this food will kill us
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Jan 7, 2018 16:21
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Option #3
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Jan 7, 2018 17:25
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#2: This food raises questions. Questions like “what the gently caress, Claire?!”
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Jan 7, 2018 17:42
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2: How blasted of a wreck is the international criminal justice system that this substance can be offered as 'food' for anything without dramatic repercussions?!
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Jan 7, 2018 20:23
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Refuse this questionable stuff.
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Jan 7, 2018 20:40
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Endure.
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Jan 7, 2018 21:37
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3. Refuse. How dare they offer me something so far beneath me? (err, whats the difference between 2 and 3?)
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Jan 7, 2018 23:12
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Comstar posted:(err, whats the difference between 2 and 3?) From what I can tell, 2 is refusing out of self-preservation and 3 is because of ego.
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Jan 7, 2018 23:36
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Are there Stat bonus differences between 2 & 3 or is it just flavor? I’m guessing just flavor as far as Human Relationship, my vote was intended for #2.
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Jan 7, 2018 23:41
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2. Poisoning a cat is a crime, Claire.
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Jan 8, 2018 00:27
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2 because no self-respecting cat would willingly eat stuff like this.
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Jan 8, 2018 00:42
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2 Check the meat content, I'm an obligate carnivore!
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Jan 8, 2018 02:17
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2. Normal cat food is the meat bits humans don't want to eat. This sounds like the meat bits nothing wants to eat.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:21
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1, and if we don't like it later we'll barf it up on their bed Also we need to pull this slick move off at some point http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/fl-reg-ap-cocoa-beach-car-cat-20180107-story.html
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Jan 8, 2018 06:17
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Ok, that's 2 votes each for enduring the stuff and refusing for ego reasons. But spurning it for health reasons won with a total of 9 votes. Let's go!quote:You sit steadfast, staring straight at Claire like the first one to blink must give in. She loses when an urgent-sounding knock comes at the door, heralding muffled words from Andre. Well, that appears to have been the right choice. Year old Spam? Ugh! But how do we react to Claire's mistake? Do we: 1. Dodge her. A guilt-ridden person is a person I can better manipulate. 2. Let her. I still dig her, even if she's fallible. 3. Scratch her. I have no patience for idiots. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2 And to answer that question, it appears that answer 2 does boost intuitive. I'm pretty sure 3 boosts contempt.
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Jan 10, 2018 23:15
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Let her. We still want food, and letting her pet us will probably get us food faster.
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Jan 10, 2018 23:31
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Let her make up for her failure by petting us.
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Jan 10, 2018 23:50
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I accept your affection, human, I still like you. Now feed the kitty!
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Jan 10, 2018 23:57
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Claire seems to be the only decent pet owner in this house. Kitty needs petting.
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Jan 11, 2018 00:17
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Dodge. Go for maximum guilt.
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Jan 11, 2018 01:42
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achtungnight posted:I accept your affection, human, I still like you. Now feed the kitty!
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Jan 11, 2018 01:51
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Claire is super cool and worthy of being permitted to pet me for reasons including, but not limited to, the fact that she's not Andre the Box Non-Opener.
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Jan 11, 2018 04:01
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2. Let her. I still dig her, even if she's fallible.
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Jan 11, 2018 04:06
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2. Do not fail me again, human.
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Jan 11, 2018 04:55
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2. You're forgiven this time.
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Jan 11, 2018 05:02
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2. She tries, and you shouldn't have to reward that, but if that's what it takes to make a human a suitable servant for a cat, so be it.
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Jan 12, 2018 00:30
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accept pets
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Jan 12, 2018 22:27
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Ok, that's no votes for scratching, 1 vote for dodging, and...11 votes for letting her pet us. We really like Claire!quote:Claire almost seems grateful for the fact that you let her stroke you. Apologies wash over you as you roll on your back and let her stroke your hungry tummy. When it growls unprompted, she redoubles her efforts and promises you "something delicious" before getting up to leave. ...Well, that was short. So do we: 1. It looks like fun, so I'll jump in and "help" her. 2. It looks soft and warm—a perfect napping place. 3. Launch an attack on the laundry. Don't waste my time, get steak! quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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Jan 12, 2018 22:39
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Cats are always big helpers, especially when it comes to laundry.
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Jan 12, 2018 23:31
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Jump in the dryer. My cat did this the other day. It surprised the heck out of me.
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Jan 12, 2018 23:36
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This looks like a flavor vote, so help her, the sooner this is done the sooner we get food!
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Jan 12, 2018 23:38
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I'm helping! And totally not just because it's warm I swear.
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Jan 12, 2018 23:42
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Naptime!
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Jan 13, 2018 01:24
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Jump in. That's totally what a cat would do yea. 
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Jan 13, 2018 08:33
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We're a helper!
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Helper we're helping our human through thier own fallibilities! We have to train them.
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Jan 13, 2018 10:06
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So no one wanted to attack the laundry, but 1 person wanted to take a nap in it and 7 wanted to 'help' Claire out. So let's go help!quote:When you leap up to join the fun of slinging clothes around, Claire stares at you with a look of bemusement. "A team effort, huh, puss?" Well, we have helped Claire out and she truly appreciates us now. I mean, who knows what she would have done with that towel if we weren't there! quote:Ah, steak. Finally. It turns out sometimes humans do cook twice in one evening. The smell filters into the room and tugs at your stomach. You head to the door and put your nose to the gap at the bottom. You inhale deeply, listening for footsteps. And we got an achievement for this! The achievement is called People Training and we got it for getting a steak meal. ...Though they do say we 'wangle' a steak meal rather than 'wrangle'. Weird. I have no idea if this is automatic or not, because I have never not gotten this achievement. But congrats to all! Now, what do we do with this steak? Do we: 1. Purr cutely. Claire is definitely a good person to have on my side. 2. I ignore her, my subtle way of telling her I'd like her to shut up and let me eat in peace. 3. Drag the steak deftly from the bowl. Eating off the floor is easier and more comfortable. 4. Sniff my bowl a few times. Assessing if it's safe is common sense where I'm from. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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Purr.
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Drag it to the floorSimplyUnknown1 posted:And we got an achievement for this! The achievement is called People Training and we got it for getting a steak meal. ...Though they do say we 'wangle' a steak meal rather than 'wrangle'. Although it's very common to use "wrangle" in this context, "wangle" is actually the correct word to use here. From Grammarist: quote:Wangle means to obtain something through devious means or clever manipulation. Wangle is a transitive verb, which is a verb that takes an object. Related words are wangles, wangled, wangling. Wangle may also be used as a noun to mean the act of obtaining something through devious means or clever manipulation. The word wangle is derived from waggle or wankle, which are printers terms that mean to fake by manipulation.
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