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8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Kenny Logins posted:

Do you like Ansel Adams? I've been a big Group f/64 fan ever since the release of their 1932 exhibition. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was in 1932 where Ansel Adams' presence became more apparent. I think their manifesto was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on purity. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding exhibitions. Christy, take off your robe. See the brilliant ensemble shooting of Van Dyke, Adams and Weston. You can practically see every nuance of every subject. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of exposure craftsmanship, the sheer clarity, this exhibition hit a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the image in Half Dome, Apple Orchard, Yosemite. In this photograph, Ansel Adams addresses the problems of icy trees. Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico is the most moving photograph of the 1940s, about the moon, and villages. The exposure is extremely uplifting. Their compositions are as pure and clear as anything I've seen in photography. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your rear end in a top hat. Ansel Adams' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially shots like El Capitan, Winter, Sunrise and Moon and Half Dome. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Ansel Adams works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo photographer, and I stress the word photographer. This is Aperture, a great, great magazine, a personal favorite.


:perfect:

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Kenny Logins posted:

Do you like Ansel Adams? I've been a big Group f/64 fan ever since the release of their 1932 exhibition. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was in 1932 where Ansel Adams' presence became more apparent. I think their manifesto was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on purity. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding exhibitions. Christy, take off your robe. See the brilliant ensemble shooting of Van Dyke, Adams and Weston. You can practically see every nuance of every subject. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of exposure craftsmanship, the sheer clarity, this exhibition hit a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the image in Half Dome, Apple Orchard, Yosemite. In this photograph, Ansel Adams addresses the problems of icy trees. Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico is the most moving photograph of the 1940s, about the moon, and villages. The exposure is extremely uplifting. Their compositions are as pure and clear as anything I've seen in photography. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your rear end in a top hat. Ansel Adams' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially shots like El Capitan, Winter, Sunrise and Moon and Half Dome. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Ansel Adams works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo photographer, and I stress the word photographer. This is Aperture, a great, great magazine, a personal favorite.

holy poo poo

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Kenny Logins posted:

Do you like Ansel Adams? I've been a big Group f/64 fan ever since the release of their 1932 exhibition. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was in 1932 where Ansel Adams' presence became more apparent. I think their manifesto was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on purity. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding exhibitions. Christy, take off your robe. See the brilliant ensemble shooting of Van Dyke, Adams and Weston. You can practically see every nuance of every subject. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of exposure craftsmanship, the sheer clarity, this exhibition hit a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the image in Half Dome, Apple Orchard, Yosemite. In this photograph, Ansel Adams addresses the problems of icy trees. Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico is the most moving photograph of the 1940s, about the moon, and villages. The exposure is extremely uplifting. Their compositions are as pure and clear as anything I've seen in photography. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your rear end in a top hat. Ansel Adams' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially shots like El Capitan, Winter, Sunrise and Moon and Half Dome. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Ansel Adams works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo photographer, and I stress the word photographer. This is Aperture, a great, great magazine, a personal favorite.

Amazing. But Patrick Bateman was actually a successful man who had charisma and self awareness. None of those things appear to describe our friend here.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Helen Highwater posted:

Amazing. But Patrick Bateman was actually a successful man who had charisma and self awareness. None of those things appear to describe our friend here.

Patrick Bateman is an unreliable narrator.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jesus. That's...well done.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Helen Highwater posted:

Amazing. But Patrick Bateman was actually a successful man who had charisma and self awareness. None of those things appear to describe our friend here.
There really isn't an equivalently iconic scene in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time or I would've adapted that

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
Unintended consequence resulting from Kenny Logins' adaptation: This kid becomes the new dubs guy on 4chan.

eggsovereasy
May 6, 2011

InternetJunky posted:

He's not really "Large Format Guy". He's just some guy with Aspergers/Autism that posts these weird reddit posts like his recent large format one. I think his previous post was about opening some kind of photography-related store in a nearby mall where he would sell his work. Before that I remember a post where he outlined about $50,000 worth of gear he was going to rent for very very specific shots in a national park trip he was planning (ie. "I will use the 5d3 and a Canon 16-35mm v2 lens with a Lee 6-stop filter to take a picture of this mountain at 6am"). Then before that I think he first popped up selling his Christmas cards and we all made fun of his pictures because they were crazy bad.

Also, his reddit history reveals he loves scat porn. A lot. It's not really relevant to his photography, but it is a nice little cherry on his cake.

I have too much time and found his Facebook, it's basically just a post every other day asking for people to pray for whatever his new scheme is (post cards, calendars, large format everything, every trip he does to take photos, etc) like this:

quote:

There were good and bad things today. Good news is I got an iPhone 6s to replace the malfunctioning iPhone 5s. Bad news is the DSL at home stopped. I called AT&T and I was not happy. I’m thinking about changing the home ISP. Thank God for what’s right. Pray about the ISP issue.

God please guide me to the correct internet service provider :pray:

Helen Highwater posted:

I post quite regularly in r/Analog and r/AnalogCommunity. They are mostly full of idiots but they are still somehow better than r/Photography. As long as you don't mind the same questions every two days because information permanence on Reddit is not a thing by design.

We should get him and that EyeOfEOS guy together.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

Kenny Logins posted:

Do you like Ansel Adams? I've been a big Group f/64 fan ever since the release of their 1932 exhibition. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was in 1932 where Ansel Adams' presence became more apparent. I think their manifesto was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on purity. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding exhibitions. Christy, take off your robe. See the brilliant ensemble shooting of Van Dyke, Adams and Weston. You can practically see every nuance of every subject. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of exposure craftsmanship, the sheer clarity, this exhibition hit a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the image in Half Dome, Apple Orchard, Yosemite. In this photograph, Ansel Adams addresses the problems of icy trees. Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico is the most moving photograph of the 1940s, about the moon, and villages. The exposure is extremely uplifting. Their compositions are as pure and clear as anything I've seen in photography. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your rear end in a top hat. Ansel Adams' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially shots like El Capitan, Winter, Sunrise and Moon and Half Dome. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Ansel Adams works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo photographer, and I stress the word photographer. This is Aperture, a great, great magazine, a personal favorite.

:drat:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
Peepin' that new thread title :tipshat:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

Peepin' that new thread title :tipshat:

Lol. Congrats, Kenny. You’ve earned it.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
Something seems off here...



:thunk:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Spotted in my hotel room, so I'm not surprised they use garbage for decorations but I got stuck wondering what kind of pretentious dweeb would ever consider publishing such a piece.



"Hmm yes this perfectly depicts my disdain of long exposure waterfalls, the lovely light painting was genius *uploads*"

Unfortunately I couldn't find the author.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

xzzy posted:

Spotted in my hotel room, so I'm not surprised they use garbage for decorations but I got stuck wondering what kind of pretentious dweeb would ever consider publishing such a piece.



"Hmm yes this perfectly depicts my disdain of long exposure waterfalls, the lovely light painting was genius *uploads*"

Unfortunately I couldn't find the author.

I hate to tell you this, but those are bodily fluids, OP. Does this particular hotel charge by the hour?

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Yes, that’s just a photo of the sheets in your room under a black light.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

gently caress I'm owned.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Kenny Logins posted:

Do you like Ansel Adams? I've been a big Group f/64 fan ever since the release of their 1932 exhibition. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was in 1932 where Ansel Adams' presence became more apparent. I think their manifesto was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on purity. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding exhibitions. Christy, take off your robe. See the brilliant ensemble shooting of Van Dyke, Adams and Weston. You can practically see every nuance of every subject. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of exposure craftsmanship, the sheer clarity, this exhibition hit a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the image in Half Dome, Apple Orchard, Yosemite. In this photograph, Ansel Adams addresses the problems of icy trees. Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico is the most moving photograph of the 1940s, about the moon, and villages. The exposure is extremely uplifting. Their compositions are as pure and clear as anything I've seen in photography. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your rear end in a top hat. Ansel Adams' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially shots like El Capitan, Winter, Sunrise and Moon and Half Dome. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Ansel Adams works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo photographer, and I stress the word photographer. This is Aperture, a great, great magazine, a personal favorite.

I didn't get it until the rear end in a top hat part :v:

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
Ansel Adams is mentioned in the first sentence

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

:golfclap:

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

8th-snype posted:

Ansel Adams is mentioned in the first sentence
:v:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

8th-snype posted:

Ansel Adams is mentioned in the first sentence
Rack 'em.

MelancholyMark
May 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/951982072561913856

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

It's called Portrait Professional, right? You turn the dials all the way up, that's the most professional!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!

Yond Cassius posted:

It's called Portrait Professional, right? You turn the dials all the way up, that's the most professional!

At least her rate wasn't $25/shoot... but it's also a great reminder about what's wrong with this industry, and why being a "professional photographer" is a dead-end pursuit these days. If this is the playing field, what in gods name are we all doing here? :doh:

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
People should be more careful with their money, it's not hard to find good photographers.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ianskate posted:

At least her rate wasn't $25/shoot... but it's also a great reminder about what's wrong with this industry, and why being a "professional photographer" is a dead-end pursuit these days. If this is the playing field, what in gods name are we all doing here? :doh:

This sort of problem seems like it’d be pretty self-regulating. Like, this person’s “work” is out there for everyone to see. A good photographer (not me, lol) should probably be maintaining a robust online portfolio to point potential clients to.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
But then lovely photographers aren't exactly above just using others' work for their portfolio.
http://stopstealingphotos.com/

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001


This is amazing

It's like a mix of that Costanza drawing posted above and the lady who fixed Jesus in that one painting

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Pablo Bluth posted:

But then lovely photographers aren't exactly above just using others' work for their portfolio.
http://stopstealingphotos.com/

Wow, that is really sad. Do they not expect people to realize that they aren’t capable of getting the kind of images they steal after delivering photos to clients?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Pablo Bluth posted:

But then lovely photographers aren't exactly above just using others' work for their portfolio.
http://stopstealingphotos.com/

I’d be amazed if anyone inept enough to do that to a photograph would be savvy enough to steal someone else’s work for their portfolio, or even have an online portfolio whatsoever.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The disaster doesn't stop with the faces either, pay attention to the backgrounds:

https://imgur.com/a/Yhlrd

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
This is the photographer's portfolio site

I don't know how depth of field works, so I'll just cut out the subject and put a filter over the background.


Portraits by David Cronenberg


I don't always horizontally flip my images, but when I do, I forget to clone out roadsigns.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Helen Highwater posted:

This is the photographer's portfolio site

I don't know how depth of field works, so I'll just cut out the subject and put a filter over the background.


Portraits by David Cronenberg


I don't always horizontally flip my images, but when I do, I forget to clone out roadsigns.


Welp, shows what I know.

:psypop:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I should take pictures for money. Mine are only half as bad as those.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
ImpliedMocking-agery by Lesa Hall

rio
Mar 20, 2008

akadajet posted:

I should take pictures for money. Mine are only half as bad as those.

If you really want a soul sucking experience then go for it. You will start noticing the people who get hired much more often than you for all sorts of reasons who are much shittier photographers, edit with poor taste and think they are awesome.

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

rio posted:

If you really want a soul sucking experience then go for it. You will start noticing the people who get hired much more often than you for all sorts of reasons who are much shittier photographers, edit with poor taste and think they are awesome.

You can get the same experience without the effort of starting your own business simply by joining <your_city> Photography Group on Facebook and seeing what kind of photos get all the likes and hearts.

SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

Transcending the limits of perception and reality. Seeing the world as it truly is. Piercing the veil.



Smooth the faces. Extend the benches! The clone stamp tool is the cosmic ouroboros that multiplies the tree of life and the paint brush reveals the visage of the lamb on all of those who bear his mark. After the rapture, only pug mixes will remain.

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

SMERSH Mouth posted:

Transcending the limits of perception and reality. Seeing the world as it truly is. Piercing the veil.



Smooth the faces. Extend the benches! The clone stamp tool is the cosmic ouroboros that multiplies the tree of life and the paint brush reveals the visage of the lamb on all of those who bear his mark. After the rapture, only pug mixes will remain.
Yo dog I heard you like bench plaques so we put a plaque in your plaque

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