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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

would :randstare:

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'm drat nuts for those SPAM nuts.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

http://www.everywhereist.com/i-made-the-pizza-cinnamon-rolls-from-mario-batalis-sexual-misconduct-apology-letter/

quote:

One of the cinnamon rolls has a loving erection.

The recipe calls for too much icing, and the result is that the rolls are drenched in it. We’ve reached the “ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME” portion of the recipe.

The pizza dough does not mix well with the sweetness. The icing is sickly sweet, the rolls themselves oddly savory. I was right about the texture – the dough is too tough. I hate them, but I keep eating them. Like I’m somehow destroying Batali’s lovely sexist horcrux in every bite.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Smoked bacon is probably fine to eat without cooking it because the smoking cooks it, but most bacon isn't smoked (at least in the places I've lived). Raw bacon has been cured so it's safer than just straight raw pork, but curing doesn't kill all the bacteria or parasites that might be in the meat. Cook your drat bacon, it tastes better anyway.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Have. But a very small bag, so I didn't get too grossed out. It's no Li Hing Mui powder, but it's okay.

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011





Mandarin-Palm kernel salad

1 can palm kernels
½ kg seedless mandarins
1 ball(?) of salad
the juice of 1 lemon and 1 orange
2 tbsp cognac
2 tbsp oil
black pepper
salt
curry powder

:confused:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Hempuli posted:



Mandarin-Palm kernel salad

1 can palm kernels
½ kg seedless mandarins
1 ball(?) of salad
the juice of 1 lemon and 1 orange
2 tbsp cognac
2 tbsp oil
black pepper
salt
curry powder

:confused:

Needs more cognac and less everything else

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


I bought these deliberately through Amazon a few years ago.

They're delicious.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Whooping Crabs posted:

Needs more cognac and less everything else

Straight. From the bottle. Out of a crate of them. With a handgun to shoot the empties.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Ah, the Sandra Lee method

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Thats certainly an adventure

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 17:59 on Jan 13, 2018

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION


These make me sad.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

hell loving yes

split the cake in half and slam it in

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Arivia posted:

hell loving yes

split the cake in half and slam it in

I mean, I would, but I'd be ashamed.

:randstare:

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


Trip report please

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Another one? Jesus, I'm never getting my old avatar back. :negative:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Would, while weeping.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

I MIGHT, if I had more of an idea of what it was.

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011



These things upset the fat bastard in me, why bother with the frosting on the outside, I can't eat glass! :argh:

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

DrSnakeLaser posted:

These things upset the fat bastard in me, why bother with the frosting on the outside, I can't eat glass! :argh:

It's structural frosting

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You lick it off.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

EoinCannon posted:

It's load-bearing frosting

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Like a animal

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

When it's empty, turn the glass sideways and eat it like corn on the cob.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
The glass is spun sugar and edible

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


is there an egg in that wine

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I hope its a cheese

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I see obvious egg and no obvious cheese, so obviously that thing in the wine is a cheese.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Grand Fromage posted:

is there an egg in that wine

It's a peach. It's a Bellini but with a half peach because why the gently caress not.

The cheese is probably in the Benedict sauce because there are no rules anymore. Every man for himself and God against all.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate ate a hot dog (no bun), bacon, a raspberry jelly donut, and a Bud Ice for breakfast this morning

:same:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The glass is spun sugar and edible

It looks like real glass. I guess the only way to find out for sure is to take a bite.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
this is prolly worth a crosspost

bob dobbs is dead posted:

lol, made some poo poo

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Facebook Aunt posted:

It looks like real glass. I guess the only way to find out for sure is to take a bite.

You do it

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/peterlancealot/status/952381192917041152

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

DrSnakeLaser posted:

These things upset the fat bastard in me, why bother with the frosting on the outside, I can't eat glass! :argh:

Pathetic lack of ambition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

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Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Samizdata posted:

I MIGHT, if I had more of an idea of what it was.

I have a friend who has gotten something that looks just like that. They said they got it in Chicago

http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/drink/ct-drink-this-cake-shake-food-0921-20160915-story.html

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