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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's funny because tigers are thought of as strong and graceful, but this tiger kitten is a roly poly chubby boy. He's a round little puff ball. And he's got an upset look on his face, like he knows we're all calling him a cutsey wutsey kitty fluff. But he can't do anything about his because his lil stumpy legs don't go far enough out from his furry barrel body, so he can't do a deadly pounce like a full size tiger

drat, that's a good chubby boi

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:01

Ak Gara: Jul 29, 2005; That's just the way he rolls.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/SusiMJK/status/951522613238599680

Susana posted:

I have now seen everything I need to see in life. Bye.

♪ But have you seen an elephant flyyy? ♪

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:08

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Ak Gara posted:

♪ But have you seen an elephant flyyy? ♪

No, but I've heard a diamond ring :haw:

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:13

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's funny because tigers are thought of as strong and graceful, but this tiger kitten is a roly poly chubby boy. He's a round little puff ball. And he's got an upset look on his face, like he knows we're all calling him a cutsey wutsey kitty fluff. But he can't do anything about his because his lil stumpy legs don't go far enough out from his furry barrel body, so he can't do a deadly pounce like a full size tiger

Just wanna roll that kitty over and pet the belly

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:23

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's funny because tigers are thought of as strong and graceful, but this tiger kitten is a roly poly chubby boy. He's a round little puff ball. And he's got an upset look on his face, like he knows we're all calling him a cutsey wutsey kitty fluff. But he can't do anything about his because his lil stumpy legs don't go far enough out from his furry barrel body, so he can't do a deadly pounce like a full size tiger

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/774855950070972417

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's funny because tigers are thought of as strong and graceful, but this tiger kitten is a roly poly chubby boy. He's a round little puff ball. And he's got an upset look on his face, like he knows we're all calling him a cutsey wutsey kitty fluff. But he can't do anything about his because his lil stumpy legs don't go far enough out from his furry barrel body, so he can't do a deadly pounce like a full size tiger

this really is the best gimmick

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:28

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

hhhat posted:

Well I use IRC and I've never heard it called honk

There's no need to obviously grill him.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:37

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Guy Goodbody patiently teaching y'all autists to appreciate the nuances of life against your wishes is the best thing that could have happened to all of us.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:01

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/774855950070972417

My cat has severe anxiety and sometimes cries when we go to bed because she thinks we abandoned her. She got scared of a toy because it hit her in the nose once. I assure you she is not a killing machine, and she began to be kissed.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:08

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Who What Now posted:

My cat has severe anxiety and sometimes cries when we go to bed because she thinks we abandoned her. She got scared of a toy because it hit her in the nose once. I assure you she is not a killing machine, and she began to be kissed.

Cats in general not yours who would have been selected to die young.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:26

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

My cat has severe anxiety and sometimes cries when we go to bed because she thinks we abandoned her. She got scared of a toy because it hit her in the nose once. I assure you she is not a killing machine, and she began to be kissed.

I used to think this about some of my cats, but then I shrank myself down to the size of a field mouse and scurried around like frightened prey. I woke up eviscerated with my anxiety-riddled wimp of a cat picking at my entrails and occasionally knocking me across the floor with a paw while grinning maniacally down at me. 2/10, would not do again.

Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 21:07 on Jan 13, 2018

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Pierce: Apr 7, 2007; Fool!

Sorry for no pic but my declawed (sorry about it now) moved from TN to FL and became an absolute killing machine. Rats, birds, lizards, whatever. And we live in an area with bobcats. He's since become an inside cat again but he had a two year run of being a homicidal maniac.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:42

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Lol, cat noobs. You don't try to suppress or sublimate the cat's killer instincts. You heighten them. For the past year, my cat Boo has been a contract killer, which really helps pay for her food and healthcare.

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Cats have individual personalities once you get to know them, who'd a thought.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 21:03

Ak Gara: Jul 29, 2005; That's just the way he rolls.

Who What Now posted:

My cat has severe anxiety and sometimes cries when we go to bed because she thinks we abandoned her. She got scared of a toy because it hit her in the nose once. I assure you she is not a killing machine, and she began to be kissed.

She will literally eat your face if you forget to wake up one morning.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 21:06

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

hhhat posted:

Well I use IRC and I've never heard it called honk

Oh, not on IRC, no, it's a Skype expression.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 21:14

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Ak Gara posted:

She will literally eat your face if you forget to wake up one morning.

I mean I won't be using it anymore :shrug:

# ? Jan 13, 2018 21:18

Anarchist Mae: Nov 5, 2009; by Reene; Lipstick Apathy

Ak Gara posted:

She will literally eat your face if you forget to wake up one morning.

There isn't a pet in this world that wouldn't. Including dogs.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 21:31

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Ak Gara posted:

She will literally eat your face if you forget to wake up one morning.

So will dogs.

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Poor Miserable Gurgi: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Screaming Idiot posted:

For tonight's show, the role of "Guy Goodbody" will be played by Griffin McElroy of "Monster Factory" fame.

Can't be, not nearly enough use of "boy" in that description.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 21:51

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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Farmdizzle: May 26, 2009; Hagel satan; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Clipart1994bot/status/952286899514888194

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Who took a picture of my van?

# ? Jan 13, 2018 23:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Solice Kirsk posted:

It ate a piece of snow on the way down!

MORE BLESSED WITH EVERY VIEWING

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BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

RareAcumen posted:

Took me a minute to find it. It was better than I remembered!

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

# ? Jan 13, 2018 23:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Caufman posted:

Lol, cat noobs. You don't try to suppress or sublimate the cat's killer instincts. You heighten them. For the past year, my cat Boo has been a contract killer, which really helps pay for her food and healthcare.

boo is a dogs name

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gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

The MSJ posted:

Mark Hamill was always a national treasure and I'm so loving glad The Last Jedi got the rest of the world to realize it.

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doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

That scene was just as weird as depicted.

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

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doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

You gotta account for the style differential.

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

My favorite thing is that they actually built a big animatronic creature controlled by two people with one inside it handling the milk delivery mechanism, just for that scene. Rian Johnson is now my favorite director in Hollywood.

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's funny because tigers are thought of as strong and graceful, but this tiger kitten is a roly poly chubby boy. He's a round little puff ball. And he's got an upset look on his face, like he knows we're all calling him a cutsey wutsey kitty fluff. But he can't do anything about his because his lil stumpy legs don't go far enough out from his furry barrel body, so he can't do a deadly pounce like a full size tiger

He's making that grumpy face cause his eyes just opened. Also, healthy domestic feline kittens are little chunks before they become mobile, too. I like your picture.

Here's a video of kittens fighting while nursing. You might want to mute it so you don't have to listen to the "wacky" music that was chosen for it.

https://youtu.be/747Cdrk769M

Bored has a new favorite as of 00:54 on Jan 14, 2018

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

doverhog posted:

You gotta account for the style differential.

Honestly, aside from 30 seconds of Darth Vader wrecking house in a hallway, I think TLJ is my favorite Star Wars movie and the green milk is a big part of that

# ? Jan 14, 2018 00:56

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Phy posted:

Honestly, aside from 30 seconds of Darth Vader wrecking house in a hallway, I think TLJ is my favorite Star Wars movie and the green milk is a big part of that

It had its downs but I'll be damned if this entire sequence didn't make up for it

https://i.imgur.com/A9Ib1Dv.mp4

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEmJH7JsKgM

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Samuringa posted:

It had its downs but I'll be damned if this entire sequence didn't make up for it

https://i.imgur.com/A9Ib1Dv.mp4

Wow, this one second gif completely makes up for the billion dollars forever removed from human welfare creating potential.

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doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Actually, a fiction that engages the minds of youth to pursue good things does far more good than whatever thing you would rather have spent it on.

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