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i'll admit, i thought this arc was gonna be a standard the lizard story. you know, connors does some dumb poo poo, turns into the lizard due to his own reckless actions, and eventually gets cured. i don't even have brick-related head trauma as an excuse for my foolishness.
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I'm the nurse's lazy eye
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I can't wait for Lizard Hulk and Spider-Lizard to duke it out while Spidey's passed out from giving too much blood.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'll admit, i thought this arc was gonna be a standard the lizard story. you know, connors does some dumb poo poo, turns into the lizard due to his own reckless actions, and eventually gets cured.
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Look we’re all excited for spider-hulk but I just wanna give a shout out to “overdrawn at the blood bank” as an extremely good “next time” tag line
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:
colorist error gives her quite the punk undercut. Also she was blonde!
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Jan 14, 2018 08:28
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Haifisch posted:I can't wait for Lizard Hulk and Spider-Lizard to duke it out while Spidey's passed out from giving too much blood. In a funny way, he wins!
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:"P.S. if you keep a sample of my blood, I will find out where you live, fight your dog, and set your trash on fire." huh all those bricks to the head really hosed-up his long-term memory hey 
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What was the last decade that hospital nurses wore those little hats?
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Weekday colorist and weekend colorist duke it out over the nurse's hair color.
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head58 posted:What was the last decade that hospital nurses wore those little hats? Phased out during the 70s and pretty much gone by the 80s. So pretty recent for NSM.
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FINGEL YOU AND YOUR BLOOD ARE MINE
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Spiderman, get Dr Conner and Banner out of there now, your nurse is clearly Hitler.
David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Jan 14, 2018 |
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Jan 14, 2018 20:53
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I'm digging the undercut with the nurse hat.
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Just when I think we have seen optimum levels of ridiculousness it throws me another curve ball. NSM is completely outrageous and i love it
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That's kind of a step down from "Incredible".
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Unfortunately, Spider-Man has tattooed "I AM PETER PARKER, DAILY BUGLE REPORTER" in both of his arms
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no matter which sleeve he is told to roll up, he will probably just strip down to his tighty whities again instead.
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Samuringa posted:Unfortunately, Spider-Man has tattooed "I AM PETER PARKER, DAILY BUGLE REPORTER" in both of his arms nah she'll just give him a form to fill out and he'll spend three days nearly being outsmarted by the name: field
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"Well, we have no medical records or even identification for you but, sure, what the hell, let's shove a ton of your blood into the Atomic Bomb that Walks Like a Man, Bruce Banner."
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i also love that the artist didn't even try to draw spiderman rolling up his sleeve "lets see, hand on elbow and good enough. oh darn i already drew the costume over that arm, oh well"
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Cabbit posted:"Well, we have no medical records or even identification for you but, sure, what the hell, let's shove a ton of your blood into the Atomic Bomb that Walks Like a Man, Bruce Banner."
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Haifisch posted:"Hell, we don't even know if you're right about your blood type, but we're just going to shove it right in there anyway." JJJ is clearly now in charge of this hospital: "I need pitchers... pitchers of Spider-Man!"
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maybe the nurse is hoping that the idiot blood will finish off banner before he makes good on his promises to destroy the building and kill everyone in it.
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is he strong? listen, bud he's got universal donor blood...
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Cabbit posted:"Well, we have no medical records or even identification for you but, sure, what the hell, let's shove a ton of your blood into the Atomic Bomb that Walks Like a Man, Bruce Banner." God I love this strip. Metalshark posted:JJJ is clearly now in charge of this hospital: "I need pitchers... pitchers of Spider-Man!" God I love this thread.
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In a tragic twist, it turns out that Banner has millions of microscopic bricks circulating in his blood, quickly destroying the Spiderblood and rendering the transfusion useless.
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Metalshark posted:JJJ is clearly now in charge of this hospital: "I need pitchers... pitchers of Spider-Man!" This was good, and just needs a Photoshop of jjj spilling coffee (blood) around somewhere to complete it.
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So Spider-man couldn't just give blood to Connors, but can to Banner who has the same rare blood condition?
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Bruceski posted:So Spider-man couldn't just give blood to Connors, but can to Banner who has the same rare blood condition? they weren't expecting banner to have a reaction
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I just hope it's revealed the real villain in this is Morbius.
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Push El Burrito posted:I just hope it's revealed the real villain in this is Morbius. I would hate to see what happens to someone who takes blood from all 3 of these jokers.
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Becoming a man with the proportional intelligence of Parker, anger issues of Banner, and arms of Conner!
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