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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Jerusalem posted:

I'll always remember the story some obsessed fan of the Undertaker posted herself (so who knows how much worse it was) where she jumped Paul Bearer at a show and tried to fight him, then snuck her way into Undertaker's hotel room to "surprise him". According to her, Undertaker walked through the door, she jumped up to proclaim her undying love for him, and without even blinking an eye he just said in his Undertaker voice,"Be seated in that chair until I am ready for you" so she did as she was told, only to be shocked when "somehow" security arrived very shortly after Taker made a brief phone-call in the other room. :lol:

That lady was probably the happiest person on the planet, right up until security showed up, and for some reason that's really hilarious to me.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Armbar rapists

https://twitter.com/zacksabrejr/status/952884885689192448

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


ZSJ is the best dude

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Zack is too good and pure to be in Suzuki-gun

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

https://twitter.com/thekingnickgage/status/952954795505213442

I couldn't figure out how to buy poo poo on WWN's new funhouse of gently caress you website so I missed Style Battle and Evolve.

What did he do?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

wwe defense crew was literally afraid that he was gonna intentionally injure walter because he keeps kayfabe on twitter lmao

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I wanna live in a world where Nick Gage is the most vile person imaginable. I would be happy there.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/WWEDozovic/status/952609105541287936

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

His Bulking Season is on Westeros time and lasts like 13 years.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR/status/952936326290010113

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God drat he was loving amazing.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Sheer intensity and hunger on the mic, but always in control. Sometimes the cream really does rise. They gave him like 90 seconds and he crushed it.


I don't think I can remember a time in Steve's career where he wasn't a strong promo. And at some point he went from "strong promo" to "classic promo machine".

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jan 16, 2018

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm confused by this story because I thought at first Vince wasn't crazy about Taker, and Brother Love was his first manager? And Paul Heyman told Prichard about him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdikzL4rAtg

Old wrestlers make poo poo up all the time so I wouldn't be surprised if Slaughter is full of it.

Tornhelm
Jul 26, 2008

fart blood posted:

Old wrestlers make poo poo up all the time so I wouldn't be surprised if Slaughter is full of it.

They also all have brain damage, so they probably both think they're right.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://twitter.com/ringer/status/953143145755164672

Xerzes
May 16, 2012



It's weird that the date on that is today because they did that a year or so ago.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

There's a lot of poo poo going on right now in British wrestling regarding sexual assault/abuse from promoter's/trainers on young potential female and male wrestler's it's getting loving disgusting.
Some of the case's that have come to light have involved underage boy's and girl's its a bit of a dark time and I presume this is what ZSJ is referring to in regards to this.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Tell us more

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
One particular promoter was outed as having harassed a young trainee and has been called out on it, a recent show of his saw wrestler's dropping out because of it since then numerous other case's have been brought to the fore involving said promoter and other's I believe.

It's been all over my facebook for the past week or so, one of the guys doing the "outing" of these has a podcast on which he talked about it, the podcast is called Stiff Right Hand.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

James "Strangler" Davis, formerly of the London Riots, has been implicated along with said promoter too. (Assuming you're talking about Edler)

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Carmella confirming the breakup rumours
https://twitter.com/carmellawwe/status/953019472499142657

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Baron Corbyn posted:

James "Strangler" Davis, formerly of the London Riots, has been implicated along with said promoter too. (Assuming you're talking about Edler)

Yup that's the guy, former owner of IPW and Spotlight Wrestling.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



El Gallinero Gros posted:

Sheer intensity and hunger on the mic, but always in control. Sometimes the cream really does rise. They gave him like 90 seconds and he crushed it.


I don't think I can remember a time in Steve's career where he wasn't a strong promo. And at some point he went from "strong promo" to "classic promo machine".

Probably right around the time he told Vince to stop editing his promos

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

rovert posted:

Carmella confirming the breakup rumours

They bought a house together didn't they? Ouch.

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION

Jerusalem posted:

They bought a house together didn't they? Ouch.

Yup, back in September. That sucks.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/NoamDar/status/953282692723900416

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tornhelm posted:

They also all have brain damage, so they probably both think they're right.

I don't think Brother Love took a lot of bumps that I remember. It's possible Slaughter had some involvement but Bruce had a lot more pull and generally doesn't seem to stretch the truth too far unless it comes to WWE buy ratings or attendance numbers or protecting the upper circle

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/953377441787113473

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Scottish Twitter is a really solid twitter.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/KairiSaneWWE/status/953450396516839424

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013





Guy can't catch a break, first he doesn't get to go to Wrestle Kingdom and now he learns he's the dude people get to beat up before going to NXT.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Dog tweets are the best. Kairi is great because her tweets are almost entirely her being nice to everyone or sending well wishes to people who are injured. I'm going to be sad when she's wasted on the main roster.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Draxion posted:

Guy can't catch a break, first he doesn't get to go to Wrestle Kingdom and now he learns he's the dude people get to beat up before going to NXT.
Looking at the numbers, Gedo was right to not have Chuckie nxT at WrestleKingdom. :colbert:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/953606225500946433

https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/953609165209038848

https://twitter.com/RachaelEllering/status/953609131251953664

https://twitter.com/AndradeCienWWE/status/953409747608317954

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/953512270591549441

https://twitter.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/953360039951167489

https://twitter.com/CandiceLeRae/status/953424882708221953

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Drew Gulak is incredibly cool

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Drew Gulak is becoming JBL. Save him.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I love a good cowboy gimmick

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/allelbows/status/953641542169874432

https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/953643651112030214

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/AriyaDaivariWWE/status/953662368797614081

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