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girl pants posted:fair enough, I guess I've contributed to enough useless derails in my time that I can't really complain. What do you wanna bet she finds something wrong with everything he plans so he's just given up planning anything with her.
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I (28m) don't date any women and my father (55m) is terribly upset about itquote:Hi. I don't speak English in my country.
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quote:Worse yet, she attempts to cook anyway with a broken arm and this has resulted in 2 broken plates and a broken glass. I absolutely hate when my items get damaged, so I put an end to that behavior quick before further damage occurred. Sometimes she cries her when she thinks I've fallen asleep. He's leaving a lot out at this point I think... quote:It's gotten to the point where my wife is so upset with being outdone that she refuses any intimacy. Her arm is broken, you loving twat quote:My mom and dad both think You went crying to your parents? quote:may be depressed or have some other mental illness Oh come on I hate this guy.
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Another day, another total loser manchild with a girlfriend who just doesn't know if she should break up after years and years: Is this worth breaking up with my 27 year old bf with of almost 3 years? quote:He's 27 and I am 24 we've been together for almost 3 years and we barely do anything I want to do.
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Jan 15, 2018 20:54
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Dude, any lawyer in America could get her a protective restraining order and full custody ASAP. I guess I'll let you be the one to ask that question to the legal thread
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Palpek posted:Another day, another total loser manchild with a girlfriend who just doesn't know if she should break up after years and years: What the gently caress is ‘plaster fun time’?
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Jan 15, 2018 21:04
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Palpek posted:How about you keep your stupid mouth shut, quit smoking, have your septum operated (like you should because you can't breath through your nose and may die one day anyway) and then get to enjoy extremely delicious food for the rest of your life from a person who loves cooking it for you? Holy poo poo what a loving idiot, I bet he'll end up telling this to her and will never understand why the relationship slowly died. Depends how long his septum has been hosed up, it could actually go back to being hosed up after surgery! Story time: My cousin has had a deviated septum for 18ish years and finally got surgery for it, after 2 weeks it went back to its' deviated position because that was the normal position for it now. I did not read the story because it seemed boring, so maybe his nose has been hosed for like 2 months and he's a bitch.
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Jan 15, 2018 21:07
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Intimacy doesn't have to mean sex, big guy. He specifically says kissing and touching, not bouncing on his cock on demand, and two weeks is a long time to not kiss your partner without a reason. Certainly long enough to have a mature chat with him about the issue.
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Andy Dufresne posted:Yeah, I'm not arguing in this guy's defense, I just don't see how you keep him from getting shared custody. Wait, you're asking this about the poop sniffer? Pretty goddamned easy, I would think. "Your Honor, here is a video of my husband with an erection sniffing our infant's diaper."
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Jan 15, 2018 21:11
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I [34f] married my husband [34m] and learned he cheated on me while dating - 6m later and now I'm uncomfortable with him going to places like Hooters/Twin Peaks/etc... am I out of line?quote:I found out a week before we married that he cheated on me a few times with an ex girlfriend when we were dating (early on) and that he continued a line of conversation with another ex well into our relationship. He's doing all he can to be open and honest with me and we've been going to marriage counseling, but today a friend of mine who works at Twin Peaks sent me a text that she saw him there with some of his co-workers. After a 2 hour lunch while he was supposed to be working quickly to get a big job done, I'm honestly upset that he went to a place to oogle women with a couple of single guys. After all the cheating and dishonesty, he's really made me feel unattractive and hurt my self-esteem, so it doesn't help that he's there to look at a bunch of chicks who look nothing like his new wife (I'm not fat and ugly, but at 34 and after 4 kids, I'm not a candidate for a waitressing job at Hooters) Tell me, am I being out of line here?
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darkwasthenight posted:Intimacy doesn't have to mean sex, big guy. He specifically says kissing and touching, not bouncing on his cock on demand, and two weeks is a long time to not kiss your partner without a reason. Certainly long enough to have a mature chat with him about the issue. Ok, her arm is broken and he's been doing whatever the hell it was that he euphemistically called 'putting an end to that behavior'
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Jan 15, 2018 21:16
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Randler posted:I [34f] married my husband [34m] and learned he cheated on me while dating - 6m later and now I'm uncomfortable with him going to places like Hooters/Twin Peaks/etc... am I out of line? He can't even be monogamous with his lovely boob ogling chain restaurants, shameful.
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dudeness posted:He can't even be monogamous with his lovely boob ogling chain restaurants, shameful. I will never get over the fact that Hooters is an actual chain and not a Married... with Children gag.
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Jan 15, 2018 21:20
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PetraCore posted:Do most high schools not have a required Home Ec class? Mine did and that's where I learned to cook. Hahahahahahahaha, nope. Although I did go to an old school WASP all girls prep school that pretty much wanted to turn everyone into lawyers/doctors/CEOs while also being woke feminists sooooooo. We did have seminars on self defense and doing your taxes/general money stuff though.
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Jan 15, 2018 21:22
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darkwasthenight posted:Intimacy doesn't have to mean sex, big guy. He specifically says kissing and touching, not bouncing on his cock on demand, and two weeks is a long time to not kiss your partner without a reason. Certainly long enough to have a mature chat with him about the issue. Yeah no kissing is stone cold bitch behavior, hell, I'd have some explaining to do if I didn't kiss my partner goodbye in the morning and I have to wake him up for that.
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Jan 15, 2018 21:31
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I will never get over the fact that Hooters is an actual chain and not a Married... with Children gag. Hooters was an official partner for the most recent Sonic the Hedgehog game because sure.
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Jan 15, 2018 21:38
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Barudak posted:Hooters was an official partner for the most recent Sonic the Hedgehog game because sure. Literally raised my hands in exasperation at this.
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Barudak posted:Hooters was an official partner for the most recent Sonic the Hedgehog game because sure. ?????????????????
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tactlessbastard posted:
Still better than asking Reddit.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Literally raised my hands in exasperation at this. Don't worry your concerns about the existence of restaurants with ladies in skimpy outfits has been noted in the Ledger of Wokeness, when judgement day comes it shall be factored in
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Jan 15, 2018 21:48
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Don't worry your concerns about the existence of restaurants with ladies in skimpy outfits has been noted in the Ledger of Wokeness, when judgement day comes it shall be factored in 
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Eezee posted:Still better than asking Reddit. If argue it's worse. Being a jackass anonymously on the internet vs. spilling you and your wife's personal bidness to your parents.
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Jan 15, 2018 21:52
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How would you even bring that up? "Hey mom and pops, my wife's arm is broken and she doesn't wanna gently caress me, what do you guys think is up here?"
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At least your parents could give you decent advice. The signal-to-noise ratio on Reddit is terrible.
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My freshman roommate in college would drive 40 minutes to her grandparents house to do her laundry rather than do it on campus because she was too afraid. She would actually be right at home in this thread because she managed to get pregnant right after getting a Mirena IUD. She ended up marrying her older redneck boyfriend who had gotten kicked out of the volunteer firefighter squad. Then she moved out halfway through the year and I got the room to myself. Always make your kids do their laundry.
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Crazy roommate (21M) is making my (21F) life hell, can he legally kick me out if my name is on the lease? + a few other qs (NS, Canada)quote:Got back in touch with an old ex from high school a while ago and we started talking. I was in a really bad living situation at the time and I wanted out and he was still living with his parents so we decided to rent a place (2 bedroom/2 bath) together. I was gonna pay $500 of the rent and he'd cover the rest in exchange for getting the bigger bedroom with the ensuite. He lived far away at the time so I was the one who met the landlord and signed the lease and stuff and he just gave me the money for it, his name isn't on the lease at all. Anyway he came into some money, bought me a new laptop for school, and suddenly he offered to pay all the rent and I agreed, and he even wanted to pay 6 months rent up front (he thought we could get a discount offering this, and we did, actually). He'd interaced the deposit a few weeks earlier and I'd met with the landlord and signed the lease then so that's why my name is on it. It's a 12 month lease if that matters. In late September he gets a bank draft for almost $10k and gives it to the landlord and starts staying in the apartment. Then in October we both move in.
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Patrick Spens posted:Crazy roommate (21M) is making my (21F) life hell, can he legally kick me out if my name is on the lease? + a few other qs (NS, Canada) why isn't there a trainwreck smilie? I don't know who is worse, but they might be equally awful people. They should just get married and fulfill a suicide pact.
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Patrick Spens posted:Crazy roommate (21M) is making my (21F) life hell, can he legally kick me out if my name is on the lease? + a few other qs (NS, Canada) holy poo poo lmao.
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Patrick Spens posted:Crazy roommate (21M) is making my (21F) life hell, can he legally kick me out if my name is on the lease? + a few other qs (NS, Canada) That’s it close the thread. Between this and Diaper Dad, we’re at peak r/relationships
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Patrick Spens posted:Crazy roommate (21M) is making my (21F) life hell, can he legally kick me out if my name is on the lease? + a few other qs (NS, Canada) Holy poo poo. I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. What does this chick have on her roommate that he keeps giving her cash? All we needed was some polyamory to make it complete, and we almost got that!
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Could someone summarize? I've tried reading it twice and gave up at around "I might as well drop out of school because I can't be a cop for years due to substance convictions."
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Jeza posted:I'm sitting here telling myself that families and cultural expectations are different so I shouldn't judge, but holy poo poo. 21??? In my experience suburban whites and/or vaguely wellish off people cannot, I repeat, CAN. NOT. Do the most basic day to day functions. I had a roommate who was impressed that I could fry an egg. I've also had a roommate who didn't know how replace toilet rolls. I've had a roommate who used a kitchen towel soaked in bleach to try and clean the communal TV. I worry for my generation.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Could someone summarize? I've tried reading it twice and gave up at around "I might as well drop out of school because I can't be a cop for years due to substance convictions." Two kids of opposite genders move in with each other platonically. The boy inherits a ton of money and offers to pay for everything. The girl quits her job due to stress and quits her school due to drug use. She then gets an internet boyfriend and demands her roommate pay for her plane tickets to visit him since the boy pays for everything in her life now. He doesn't want to pay for her to fly off and gently caress some guy, so she offers him sex in exchange for the ticket, he eventually agrees but in the morning she sobers up and says that's prostitution and illegal and rescinds the desperate offer. She eventually gets the money without sex and flies to california to be with her WoW boyfriend but when she comes back her roommate is weird and grumpy for some odd reason, then out of nowhere professes his love for her. She begs money again to see her online boyfriend, roommate agrees but this time the trip ends with a break-up. Girl falls into alcoholism and depression, boy is withdrawn. To clear the air they go on a road trip but the boy gets upset she doesn't want to sleep with him again. He again professes his love and she again keeps rejecting him. She continues to wallow in failure and he keeps entirely paying for her life in desperate hope he can get with her. It's a gross pathetic codependent relationship between two children.
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Baronjutter posted:Two kids of opposite genders move in with each other platonically. The boy inherits a ton of money and offers to pay for everything. The girl quits her job due to stress and quits her school due to drug use. She then gets an internet boyfriend and demands her roommate pay for her plane tickets to visit him since the boy pays for everything in her life now. He doesn't want to pay for her to fly off and gently caress some guy, so she offers him sex in exchange for the ticket, he eventually agrees but in the morning she sobers up and says that's prostitution and illegal and rescinds the desperate offer. She eventually gets the money without sex and flies to california to be with her WoW boyfriend but when she comes back her roommate is weird and grumpy for some odd reason, then out of nowhere professes his love for her. She begs money again to see her online boyfriend, roommate agrees but this time the trip ends with a break-up. Girl falls into alcoholism and depression, boy is withdrawn. To clear the air they go on a road trip but the boy gets upset she doesn't want to sleep with him again. He again professes his love and she again keeps rejecting him. She continues to wallow in failure and he keeps entirely paying for her life in desperate hope he can get with her. It's a gross pathetic codependent relationship between two children. Thank you! That is, indeed, peak r/relationships I am expecting this to be topped within the next hour 
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Barudak posted:Hooters was an official partner for the most recent Sonic the Hedgehog game because sure. 
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Yawgmoth posted:I have startling new information for you regarding this, apparently! It's really easy to gently caress up food. Even "really simple" stuff. Not to mention that if you don't have a support network willing to help you, basic amenities like a decent frying pan or a pot big enough to boil pasta can be a significant outlay and there are way more people in america who have to say "well I could go buy a pot and a pan but that's also my week's food budget" and surprisingly enough they'd rather eat crappy packaged poo poo than buy cookware and buy ingredients and spend what little free time they have learning to apply one to the other just for the nebulous potential benefit of "better food" some weeks down the road. It sucks but it's not surprising. It's not. I totally get very few people are like me in that they'll get 20 minutes down a rabbit hole and spend their way out of it on the basis of it being a 'learning experience,' but that's more from an adult life of owning broken cars and being convinced by similar morons on YouTube it's possible and gently caress paying a mechanic. That being said, cooking is not hard and the £10 it costs for a pan compared to the £10 minimum it's going to cost for a week's worth of trash tier ready made dinners simply doesn't wash. Especially if the argument is borne of cost consciousness. I paid like £30 for my unbranded cast iron Dutch oven, it's given me years of excellent use, still looks basically brand new and so the argument that somebody can't afford £30 for an investment in not buying literal trash just doesn't wash. Dice an onion: 20p Dice a carrot: 20p Dice celery: 70p Tin of tomatoes: 30p 500g minced beef: £2.50 Tomato paste: 70p Garlic paste: 70p Pasta: £1 That's like 2 night's worth of dinners that don't taste like poo poo, are healthy and it's a completely scalable recipe. Hell, I make a months worth of meals for sub £40 and that's overspending in ~exquisite~ ingredients from the supermarket, which are basically the same as the basic stuff but with additional markup. People making excuses for not having basic cooking skills in this day and age deserve to get poo poo on no less than the fats in any other GBS thread, there is no shortage of excellent newbie friendly cooking resources online.
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Baronjutter posted:Two kids of opposite genders move in with each other platonically. The boy inherits a ton of money and offers to pay for everything. The girl quits her job due to stress and quits her school due to drug use. She then gets an internet boyfriend and demands her roommate pay for her plane tickets to visit him since the boy pays for everything in her life now. He doesn't want to pay for her to fly off and gently caress some guy, so she offers him sex in exchange for the ticket, he eventually agrees but in the morning she sobers up and says that's prostitution and illegal and rescinds the desperate offer. She eventually gets the money without sex and flies to california to be with her WoW boyfriend but when she comes back her roommate is weird and grumpy for some odd reason, then out of nowhere professes his love for her. She begs money again to see her online boyfriend, roommate agrees but this time the trip ends with a break-up. Girl falls into alcoholism and depression, boy is withdrawn. To clear the air they go on a road trip but the boy gets upset she doesn't want to sleep with him again. He again professes his love and she again keeps rejecting him. She continues to wallow in failure and he keeps entirely paying for her life in desperate hope he can get with her. It's a gross pathetic codependent relationship between two children. I tapped out after the flight and didn't get to the end so thanks for the summary. My conclusion was "your roommate is not crazy, it's you!!" although he clearly needs to grow up in a lot of ways to put it kindly. Khorne fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jan 15, 2018 |
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Stop talking about cooking you assholes. My [26 M] girlfriend [25 F] is accusing me of things I didn't do quote:My girlfriend of 8 months has a habit of lashing out during conflicts and saying things she doesn't mean.
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Patrick Spens posted:Crazy roommate (21M) is making my (21F) life hell, can he legally kick me out if my name is on the lease? + a few other qs (NS, Canada)
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