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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?!

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quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME SUNNYVALE WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER LUCY?!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I almost died in a riptide at 7 in Santa Cruz.
The ocean is scary man. Good on you for saving the kid.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipbGsHL1oZw

This is still my favorite clip.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8zO_DV09QE

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Goddamnit I’m gonna have to rewatch TPBs again.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

bengy81 posted:

Goddamnit I’m gonna have to rewatch TPBs again.

do 5th Element first

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

do 5th Element first

Watched it today can confirm

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

watch kung pow before anything else

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A tiny net is a death sentence.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Super Troopers 2 this year, will definitely be watching that.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I might eat a bunch of edibles and go see it in theaters. It comes out on 4/20.

Haven't been in a theater in over five years now.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bird food bathtub posted:

Super Troopers 2 this year, will definitely be watching that.

Whaaaaaaaaat

You just made my motherfucking day.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Whaaaaaaaaat

You just made my motherfucking day.

It's not going to be good

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Flikken posted:

It's not going to be good

I know. Just let me have this moment.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmQTIS9Rv4


Supertroopers 2 sounds good, but yeah will probably suck.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Can't be any worse than the Slammin' Salmon or Club Dread.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbxd4GomQ9w

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kinda like how Anchorman loving owns and I fell asleep during anchorman 2

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
God anchorman was great.

2 was poo poo.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sometimes you can’t go back.

So happy they didn’t make a Half-Baked 2.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
There was a really amazing article I read a few years ago about just how utterly terrified Hollywood is about making films that aren't either sequels or built on existing franchises, or kids films. It took Christopher Nolan doing both Batman Begins/Dark Knight, having a full script and having DiCaprio on board before Warner Bros would greenlight Inception.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

bird food bathtub posted:

Super Troopers 2 this year, will definitely be watching that.

Flikken posted:

It's not going to be good



Yeah I'm a bit torn. I'll definitely give a it a watch as the first is amazing but they totally missed that boat and it's just weird seeing actors much older jumping back into a role (not saying they're old, just very young in the first one)


guess we'll see


-edit Also Daniel von Bargen aka Chief Grady died in 2015 so we won't be seeing him :(


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

God anchorman was great.

2 was poo poo.

what the gently caress was even going on in that movie really. I think I watched 20 minutes?

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jan 15, 2018

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Good for you, man. I'll buy you a beer if you're ever in San Diego.

Good he’ll finally have a friend to OC him.

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

LingcodKilla posted:

I almost died in a riptide at 7 in Santa Cruz.
The ocean is scary man. Good on you for saving the kid.

Same, but Huntington Beach. I was trying to swim diagonally to escape and not getting very far, a cool surfer grabbed me and pulled me to shallow water.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


LingcodKilla posted:

Sometimes you can’t go back.

So happy they didn’t make a Half-Baked 2.

Half-Baked is 20 years old as of tomorrow.

That movie holds up incredibly well . Despite having never smoked it's probably in my top 5 of comedy movies.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Handsome Ralph posted:

That movie holds up incredibly well.

I was actually gonna ask this. Quality stoner flicks that are still funny after 15 aren't too common. Not sure if I want to try Grandma's Boy again


Right near the beach, BOYEEEEEEEEE

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Grandma's Boy is great, but aging poorly.

Dante is awesome.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
uncle chat

my niece just called me, she is turning 5, we spent 30 minutes calling each other poopy face with different words

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Third World Reggin posted:

uncle chat

my niece just called me, she is turning 5, we spent 30 minutes calling each other poopy face with different words


pretty much all of GIP has relegated themselves to dope uncle roles because actually having kids sucks but taking them out to ice cream and to do fun poo poo before you turn them in for the night so you can go party is nice

cool uncles be cool

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
i trained my niece and nephew to call me Uncle Awesome and I fulfill the role by purchasing them amazing toys for birthdays and Christmas

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

those loving lego prices though...

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

those loving lego prices though...

for loving real

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

-edit Also Daniel von Bargen aka Chief Grady died in 2015 so we won't be seeing him :(


He'd already lost a leg and several toes to diabetes, and shot himself in the head in 2012 (then called 911 himself and carried on a conversation with the dispatcher). He was probably not going to be in the flick even if he'd been alive last year.

Edit: I want the lego Saturn V.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Danish plastic is expensive.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Godholio posted:

He'd already lost a leg and several toes to diabetes, and shot himself in the head in 2012 (then called 911 himself and carried on a conversation with the dispatcher). He was probably not going to be in the flick even if he'd been alive last year.

Edit: I want the lego Saturn V.



It's pretty awesome.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'm the uncle that lives 1200-1700 miles from his niece and nephew, so I'm putting money aside into a savings account for them. Anybody know the deal with savings bonds these days? I don't want to go through the hassle of getting their SS#s but I think you need them for savings bonds. Looking at throwing a few hundred a year at bonds for them until they're 5y/o each or so.


Finally added up my phones' pedometer, managed to keep my phone alive and on me for 1450 miles last year, and there's probably another few hundred I didn't have my phone or have it on. I need to get a garmin activity tracker.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I used some matured savings bonds to pay my first month's rent when I moved.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I'm the uncle that lives 1200-1700 miles from his niece and nephew, so I'm putting money aside into a savings account for them. Anybody know the deal with savings bonds these days? I don't want to go through the hassle of getting their SS#s but I think you need them for savings bonds. Looking at throwing a few hundred a year at bonds for them until they're 5y/o each or so.


Yeah, you need their full name and SSN, and they also need a treasurydirect.com account.

https://www.treasurydirect.gov/indiv/planning/plan_gifts.htm

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
/\ drat. I'll get on my brother so I can get that together. Or give the money to my mother to buy them. Thanks man.

That's the kinda poo poo why I'm doing it. My brother can't afford to set money aside to save for them. After child support, lawyers, a soon to be filed divorce, and a pile of other poo poo, he just can't put anything away. He's lucky to have the job he has, but it's gonna be five years before he puts a lot of his financial misery behind him. My mother helps with the kids when she can (and when my nephew is up from his mothers' in Florida), gets the basics covered and smothers them with loving.

If I don't put something away for them, they're gonna need a round in the forever war to get through school.

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