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LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

Dad chat 2018.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 10:36

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# ? May 3, 2024 13:21

Sax Offender: Sep 9, 2007; College Slice

I dad so much even the Mormons at work are jealous.

Shim, get back on Steam dammit.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 11:25

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

I have the daddest of bods.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 13:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

dad bod shameful bod

# ? Jan 1, 2018 14:40

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

I am getting soft(er) because I have a hole in my abdomen and can't get surgery until the end of January. That means I mostly shuffle around and eat too much.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 15:02

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

sounds like a lack of heart to me

# ? Jan 1, 2018 15:20

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Last year, my brother in law swam 102km, cycled 4731 km and ran 1800 km.

gently caress all that noise

# ? Jan 1, 2018 16:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Last year, my brother in law swam 102km, cycled 4731 km and ran 1800 km.

gently caress all that noise

What the gently caress is a km

# ? Jan 1, 2018 16:22

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

What the gently caress is a km

Killer Mike.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 16:24

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

What the gently caress is a km

Distance measurement in a lot of video games.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:37

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

OG dad bodder checkin� in. Made a lovely dinner last night and went to be early. Woke up to the sound of automatic gunfire at midnight. Some redneck in my neighborhood got a bumpfire stock.

Ho-hum.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 18:58

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Last year, my brother in law swam 102km, cycled 4731 km and ran 1800 km.

gently caress all that noise

Nobody uses KM unless they're pro cyclists because they travel to europe where everything over there is KM

here in 'MERICA we use god drat miles.

Also tell him he needs to up his cycling game, those are low numbers

# ? Jan 1, 2018 19:06

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

gently caress the entire concept of podcasts, Back from the used bookstore expedition.

Using the term expedition because several of the outer buildings have no heat normally, and there was zero heat in a few sections of the other buildings.
Temperature outside was a brisk 9 degrees, and the unheated areas managed to be colder than that.
Found some Vernor Vinge books that usually never appear, David Drake's Hammers Slammers, and grabbed a copy of the fascinating & horrific "Japan at War: An Oral History" because the copy I lent out to someone got pet-mangled.

quantumfoam fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jan 1, 2018

# ? Jan 1, 2018 19:21

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

gently caress the entire concept of podcasts, Back from the used bookstore expedition.

Using the term expedition because several of the outer buildings have no heat normally, and there was zero heat in a few sections of the other buildings.
Temperature outside was a brisk 9 degrees, and the unheated areas managed to be colder than that.
Found some Vernor Vinge books that usually never appear, David Drake's Hammers Slammers, and grabbed a copy of the fascinating & horrific "Japan at War: An Oral History" because the copy I lent out to someone got pet-mangled.

It's hard to read and drive so there is that.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 20:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LingcodKilla posted:

It's hard to read and drive so there is that.

It takes practice, I suggest you start off small by sending and receiving texts

# ? Jan 1, 2018 20:58

Richard Bong: Dec 11, 2008

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

It takes practice, I suggest you start off small by sending and receiving texts

The �I�m not driving� thing on my iPhone makes texting while driving much harder. I just want the auto text sent so I have an excuse to not respond I don�t want to have to click extra boxes.

# ? Jan 1, 2018 21:04

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

80s retro synth music still good

# ? Jan 2, 2018 00:21

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

80s retro synth music still good

True.

Unrelated to that music:

I really enjoyed watching this performance while pretty lit last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVDJ8O3lPBA

That guitar about 19 minutes in :wow:

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jan 2, 2018

# ? Jan 2, 2018 00:59

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

LingcodKilla posted:

It's hard to read and drive so there is that.

I'm one of the weird dudes that prefers silence or light music playing while I'm driving.

Went to that cold-rear end bookstore looking for the book that Get Carter (Michael Caine version) was based on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV4XrUDBlfM

The book is supposed to be way more brutal.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 01:09

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

If you need more Michael Caine-related literature, Len Deighton's Harry Palmer novels are available for Kindle.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 03:28

Mustang: Jun 18, 2006; “We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

If anybody in the US is familiar with meters and kilometers it should be people that were in the military, it's like the only distance measurements we use.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 03:47

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mustang posted:

If anybody in the US is familiar with meters and kilometers it should be people that were in the military, it's like the only distance measurements we use.

And cyclists. Cause it makes it seem like you went further and and more impressive to say 100 kilometers :smug:

# ? Jan 2, 2018 03:51

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

As much as Alabama sucks I�d love to see two SEC teams in the finale... it�d be p sweet to see them lose to Georgia with the whole world watching.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 03:54

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Mustang posted:

If anybody in the US is familiar with meters and kilometers it should be people that were in the military, it's like the only distance measurements we use.

BMW insists on using metric units for everything in their technical documents (and German for all their acronyms and wiring diagrams). They gave me a 20-120 Nm torque wrench when I graduated STEP.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 04:00

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Mustang posted:

If anybody in the US is familiar with meters and kilometers it should be people that were in the military, it's like the only distance measurements we use.

I'm in a weird hellscape where we use km and meters all the loving time, but also NM and kft and m/s and knots and mach and wtf?

Engineers, army dudes, and aviators had a massive fight, I assume, and the end result was that I now have to know it all.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 04:49

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Hey Zeris, can we rename the thread Dad Chat 2018: EXPERIENCE BIJ!

# ? Jan 2, 2018 05:13

Madurai: Jun 26, 2012

Mustang posted:

If anybody in the US is familiar with meters and kilometers it should be people that were in the military, it's like the only distance measurements we use.

Has the Navy finally converted over?

# ? Jan 2, 2018 05:31

Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

Madurai posted:

Has the Navy finally converted over?

No, why would we use non nautical units?

# ? Jan 2, 2018 05:34

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Why would you wear nautical camo?

# ? Jan 2, 2018 05:44

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Godholio posted:

Why would you wear nautical camo?

As incentive for people not to fall off the boat.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 05:55

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

Aw yiss, it's 11 outside and won't be over 25 the rest of the week. Fancy long coat weather!

# ? Jan 2, 2018 11:15

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; make's u think

I loving love this time of year.

It�s the time of year when you find out how poorly insulated the house you�re renting is and you realize there is basically nothing you can do about it, except for buying more window insulation and door draft stoppers.

I can�t wait until I buy a house and can just insulate it and fix it up the way I want to.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 12:11

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

My apartment is well insulated, but the collection of units I'm in have a shared gas/water bill. Fortunately the families of 8, 10 and 13(!!!) have moved out, which makes the water bill a lot cheaper now. But it doesn't prevent the people upstairs who leave the patio door open all day/night to smoke from running their heat at full blast all the time.

# ? Jan 2, 2018 14:01

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

We're stuck in that lovely weather pattern where it's sunny and 35 all day. No moisture so no snow as a distraction. Just low-angle sunlight looking 50 but hovering just above freezing. gently caress this state.