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Hugh Malone posted:Hey everybody come to my wedding with this conservative christian flat earther The remaining 2% is that she thinks the earth is shaped like a burrito
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blaise rascal posted:Alnilam said he and his wife were, what, 98% matches? burriot* |
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Starman Super DX posted:tbf I don’t have an interest in even interacting with someone who thinks that the moon is bigger than the sun lol It's a trick question the sun and the moon are approximately the same relative magnitude in the sky from the surface of the earth which is actually dope |
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AverySpecialfriend posted:It's a trick question the sun and the moon are approximately the same relative magnitude in the sky from the surface of the earth which is actually dope no see that’s the answer to the “know it all” question jk avery ilu Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jan 16, 2018
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i like the moon, i dont like the sun
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AverySpecialfriend posted:It's a trick question the sun and the moon are approximately the same relative magnitude in the sky from the surface of the earth which is actually dope To put it another way: the sun is 400x farther away than the moon but also 400x larger, making both of them appear the same size in our night sky. This is the reason why fully overlapping eclipses are possible
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blaise rascal posted:This is my favorite science coincidence Um excuse me...... The sun doesn't show up in the night sky!!! |
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AverySpecialfriend posted:Um excuse me...... The sun doesn't show up in the night sky!!! |
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blaise rascal posted:Be careful. There was a poster in byob who was gay & newly out, and he posted about how crazy happy and excited he was to start going on dates and going to gay bars, and then pretty soon after that, he came back to byob and said that he was raped. Sadly, I've heard stories like this before. yeah i have been through similar poo poo (it didnt involve internet dating or me coming out) and like even the relationships ive been in that werent directly abusive were hosed up to say the least and like, yeah it 8 my fault i was abused or whatever but i cant imagine its not my fault that the only people willing to put up with me are complete pieces of poo poo and being lonely is better than being raped, so i can even say things are actually getting better 
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AverySpecialfriend posted:It's a trick question the sun and the moon are approximately the same relative magnitude in the sky from the surface of the earth which is actually dope  theyre the same size unless youre doing astrophysics
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cda posted:God is real: proof: the moon sun size thing true fact they wont always be, as the sun expands and the moon drifts away we live in the brief window of a billion years or so where they the same size |
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AverySpecialfriend posted:The possibility of sex really revs up the ol lizard brain Wish I could have sex. 
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:true fact they wont always be, as the sun expands and the moon drifts away Suck it, everyone else. ---------------- |
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drilldo squirt posted:Suck it, everyone else.
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drilldo squirt posted:Suck it, everyone else. so long as its the right one |
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City of Glompton posted:good morning byob just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate each and every one of you (even you lurkers I see you up there hi) Hey thanks! Right back at ya!
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i was having a conversation with my bassist in my head and i said something like, 'a basic jazz chord, root, 3rd, 7th, 9th' and then i started cackling madly and im so happy he gave me my favorite name, b e b o p 9ths make me so happy 
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:i was having a conversation with my bassist in my head and i said something like, 'a basic jazz chord, root, 3rd, 7th, 9th' and then i started cackling madly and im so happy he gave me my favorite name, b e b o p 5: good. solid. dependable. I give this interval, a :5: 8: you can go back and forth with the 1 and it's like bing BING bing BING haha 1: oh yeah almost forgot this big guy. leader of the pack!! wait, does it count as an interval if the interval is zero? (takes a huge massive bong rip) maj7: this one sounds real nice 3: this one makes the song happy. if I hadn't taken that bong rip I'd be curious as to why that is 4: it's cool because you can go up by a 4th and add a flat to the key signature and bam! you're in a new key, and if you keep doing that you loop around into all the keys and then back to the original key. the circle of 4ths/5ths is very zen and very byob min7: check me out I'm a jazzman. miled david, up in here! 2nd: this one is necessary to create that "rznv sound" so it gets a pass in my book sharp 4: ah yes, the "Lydian Note." I don't remember how it sounds but I like to call it the "Lydian note" so I sound smart 9: sure. whatever. you can throw that on. 11: Um yeah that too I guess 13: .. 15: pretty sure I don't have that many fingers Pierre how about you play the loving piano flat2: this one is fine as like a transition to 1 but if you linger on it Pierre I will loving kill you min3: this makes it sound sad. I'm confused. why would you make a song sound sad? 6: um. hello. the 5 is literally right there. are you blind? flat6: AAAAAAAAA
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:yeah i have been through similar poo poo (it didnt involve internet dating or me coming out) and like
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Barking Gecko posted:E7(#9)
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Good morning yobbers! Unless it is not morning when you read this in which case pls save this good morning wish for when you need it (best by date 1/30/18) |
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Scroon posted:Good morning yobbers! Unless it is not morning when you read this in which case pls save this good morning wish for when you need it (best by date 1/30/18) ty ill keep it in my pocket til morning
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drat mario, i am so jelly rn
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Scroon posted:Good morning yobbers! Unless it is not morning when you read this in which case pls save this good morning wish for when you need it (best by date 1/30/18) It was after 12 so I'mma save this. Thanks! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Hugh Malone posted:Just noticed Ubereats translates to Overeats 
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Hugh Malone posted:Just noticed Ubereats translates to Overeats Another reason why Lyfteats is that much better |
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Macnult posted:Another reason why Lyfteats is that much better its all edibles, 8 it? 2 get u lyfted?    
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:its all edibles, 8 it? 2 get u lyfted? lmao ye && you don’t have be out in public when ur SM8CKD!!!! 
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When I was in Boulder CO recently for work I would just buy 20 dollar blister-packs of edibles from a quaint little dispensary on my walk home, it was really nice. They were cash-only, had an ATM in the lobby and a locked door you had to show your ID to get through, and I could tell the employees were happy to be there and knew what they were talking about. The whole operation was set up in a little cottage-style house, and had the feel of a real mom-and-pop operation. I still like the weed I get from my home-grow black market buddies 1000x more than dispensary stuff but still, it's nice to eat out once in a while even if you cook.
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:I still like the weed I get from my home-grow black market buddies 1000x more than dispensary stuff but still, it's nice to eat out once in a while even if you cook. smoking & cooking & eating out sounds like a pretty gr8 evening
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Also it is very funny to watch out-of-state college people get frustrated they can't pay for drugs with an NFC chip. Gotta get out that paypa moneyz if you're buying sticky, future-girl.
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