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Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
Ivanka is the brains, Don JR is the brawn, and Donnie is the wild card.

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say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Groovelord Neato posted:

i think everyone on planet earth knows 1. trump got a little dilz 2. he's definitely bad at sex.

I've always envisioned that the bourgeois never learn the sexual arts as they simply rely upon their immense wealth, fame and power to coerce liaisons purely for their own pleasures. Once they have imprinted their dominance upon yet another fertile field they move on like the plague they are. Unlike those of us who are humble proles, who toil in the tinder mines while having to invest minutes/hours/days/months/years in constant discourse, affection and caring just to preserve the ability to slap our flawed bodies together periodically in a grotesque display ripped straight from the twisted mind of Kafka.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


The sheer aesthetic dissonance of this thing makes it circle around from being jarring to beautiful.

It's like one of those gross little dogs that are so ugly they're cute.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

rich people gently caress like this ugh ugh ugh
poor people gently caress like this oou oou oou

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


a poor person will at least go down on you since they haven't eaten in awhile.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Also a classic:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Groovelord Neato posted:

a poor person will at least go down on you since they haven't eaten in awhile.

Aziz Ansari is rich and he got in trouble for that, or something (I did not read the article)

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
loving lol that we live in a world where the supreme leader of North Korea can call the POTUS as spastic lunatic and I'm here nodding in agreement.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...r-button-tweet/

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/953339691046076417?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN


This kind of story already sounds incredibly tabloid-y but who fuckin cares about trump being unfaithful to his pregnant third wife with a porn star when we’ve already had him accuse obama of wiretapping him with zero repercussions and start off the new year by bragging about how big his coke nuke button is, again with zero repercussions.

Trump’s raised the bar in the worst possible way about what a scandal is lol

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
What are the odds that the government doesn't shut down on Friday? I don't see what democrats have to lose by demanding a clean long term CR with Dreamers attached to it. I mean sure Trump and Republicans will try and blame the Democrats but I can't see how that would fly.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Pictured: two men who can decide weather or not the world burns in cleansing hellfire.



lmfao

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





tbh Hitler was an insecure goon, so nothing new there

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I'm the two pimples he got from roiding.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
why does that man apparently have no rear end?

E: is that Hank Hill irl?

E2: gently caress

old beast lunatic fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jan 16, 2018

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


he's hank hill.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
she is repulsive inside and out

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Is anyone here having a viewing party for the Fake News Awards™ tomorrow? What channel is it on and when does it air?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
someone had sex with here lol

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

i'm the carabin hook attached to chud pants

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Groovelord Neato posted:

he used a golf cart when all the other heads of states walked that one time.

because he is the healthies president ever

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Chinatown posted:

someone had sex with here lol

i'd swipe right so hard on this thread i'd break my finger lol

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Where are the fake news awards you fat orange retard?!

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


If Russians really colluded, why did Bitcoin drop so much today?

If Fire and Fury was all true, why did they stop making Breaking Bad?

If Sean Spicer could do this job, why can't eye?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

mono posted:

If Russians really colluded, why did Bitcoin drop so much today?

If Fire and Fury was all true, why did they stop making Breaking Bad?

If Sean Spicer could do this job, why can't eye?
lmfao

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

ROFL Octopus posted:

This kind of story already sounds incredibly tabloid-y but who fuckin cares about trump being unfaithful to his pregnant third wife with a porn star when we’ve already had him accuse obama of wiretapping him with zero repercussions and start off the new year by bragging about how big his coke nuke button is, again with zero repercussions.

Trump’s raised the bar in the worst possible way about what a scandal is lol

Read up on Trump's previous marriages, if you haven't already. He started openly dating Marla Maples while he was still married to Ivana. He's human garbage in every single way, including how he treats everyone else in his life.

But let's just imagine the names being different:

"Obama CHEATED on 3rd wife while she was pregnant -- WITH A PORN STAR!"

By Tucker Carlson

Barack Obama, that mullato man some call President, had a bombshell hit today. He's already been married 3 times, despite CLAIMING to be a good husband. What are you hiding, Barack?

While Michelle Obama was pregnant, Obama was seen "steppin' out" with a porn star, who later admitted to having sex with the "dirtbag thug in chief".

I don't know about you, but I think it's about time we bring back lynching in the US. Who knows what porn stars he's celebrating with now? Maybe leaking state secrets to them? I know one thing, he's not my President. Maybe multiple marriages and cheating on your wife flies in KENYA, but not in AMERICA!

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004

A Fancy Hat posted:

Read up on Trump's previous marriages, if you haven't already. He started openly dating Marla Maples while he was still married to Ivana. He's human garbage in every single way, including how he treats everyone else in his life.

But let's just imagine the names being different:

"Obama CHEATED on 3rd wife while she was pregnant -- WITH A PORN STAR!"

By Tucker Carlson

Barack Obama, that mullato man some call President, had a bombshell hit today. He's already been married 3 times, despite CLAIMING to be a good husband. What are you hiding, Barack?

While Michelle Obama was pregnant, Obama was seen "steppin' out" with a porn star, who later admitted to having sex with the "dirtbag thug in chief".

I don't know about you, but I think it's about time we bring back lynching in the US. Who knows what porn stars he's celebrating with now? Maybe leaking state secrets to them? I know one thing, he's not my President. Maybe multiple marriages and cheating on your wife flies in KENYA, but not in AMERICA!

on the upside, we have a pretty handy response to "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE????" thanks trump

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


tattooing the name of the first openly retarded president on your lower back to own the libs

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Post Trump religious righties trying to assert their moral authority should get punched in the face nazi style.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards, fake news awards

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


How many times is Shucks gonna say "shithole" during the press briefing?

I'm gonna go with 8

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
This retard is trying to take ALL the credit for wall st. making itself rich.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Powershift posted:

How many times is Shucks gonna say "shithole" during the press briefing?

I'm gonna go with 8

I am going to say 0

Would be against her religion

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

ASenileAnimal posted:

tattooing the name of the first openly retarded president on your lower back to own the libs

us libs ought to start a campaign to stop mixing bleach & ammonia in an enclosed space

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I am going to say 0

Would be against her religion

Trump is her religion

Shithole is like their holy ghost.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/953332280277241856

:lol: They subpoenaed him while he was in the room with them to force him to answer poo poo

Apparently Nunes wasn't invited to his own committees big meeting today

moskiitto
Feb 27, 2013

Overlardness

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/953332280277241856

:lol: They subpoenaed him while he was in the room with them to force him to answer poo poo

Apparently Nunes wasn't invited to his own committees big meeting today
Bannon is (probably?) going to have such a good deal from Mueller that nothing what WH says is going to stop him from answering.
He has already lost his job and fanbase, he really doesn't have anything to lose by accepting Muellers deals.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


If Trump was really racist why would he have his own TV show and make the network sign a multi-million dollar NDA preventing them from releasing all his on-camera racist outbursts? Checkmate, libtards.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Because Nunes is a "person of interest" and under investigation for his own self-own back in April (he should be at least). I hope that's what it is.

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jan 16, 2018

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

moskiitto posted:

Bannon is (probably?) going to have such a good deal from Mueller that nothing what WH says is going to stop him from answering.
He has already lost his job and fanbase, he really doesn't have anything to lose by accepting Muellers deals.

And that deal is a dump truck full of scotch.

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