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remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

goatface posted:

What benefits would Spider Hulk even get? The ability to hang on walls? He does that already by just driving his fingers into them like the pathetic excuse for solids that they are.

He would become significantly more irritable, otherwise, nothing would change.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

He turns into Peter Parker when he’s angry

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Curt's arm grows back and he finds the cure for getting your arm cut off and lives happily ever after.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

Curt's arm grows back and he finds the cure for getting your arm cut off and lives happily ever after.

It also turns out that Banner just has one of those reactions to seeing blood, and he wakes up just fine.

I suppose he never took his own blood when trying to find cures for his condition, or maybe he just never took so much, almost a whole vial full!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Push El Burrito posted:

Curt's arm grows back and he finds the cure for getting your arm cut off and lives happily ever after.

Not with Peter "Gotta Stop Aunt May From Being Happy" Parker around.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Not with Peter "Gotta Stop Aunt May From Being Happy" Parker around.

Aunt May: Peter maybe if I had a little of that Hulk blood my lungs would improve and me and your Uncle Moley could live happily toge-
Peter: NEVER! :mad:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Just inject everyone with some Hulk blood, what could possibly go wrong

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince

Samuringa posted:

Just inject everyone with some Hulk blood, what could possibly go wrong

When everyone's Hulk, nobody is.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Xinder posted:

When everyone's Hulk, nobody is.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Aunt May: Peter maybe if I had a little of that Hulk blood my lungs would improve and me and your Uncle Moley could live happily toge-
Peter: NEVER! :mad:

Or the fact that his OWN blood cures diseases.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
There's something magical about the phrase COME AT HULK, BRO

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

So how does hulk blood make clothes bigger and what is Banner doing wrong that causes his clothes to turn into ripped purple jorts?

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

uPen posted:

So how does hulk blood make clothes bigger and what is Banner doing wrong that causes his clothes to turn into ripped purple jorts?

Unstable molecules are a regular part of clothing by this point. Banner is allergic to it though.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

remusclaw posted:

Unstable molecules are a regular part of clothing by this point. Banner is allergic to it though.

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Do I win a No-prize?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he's so strong, his muscles can hold pants together. the hulk can never unclench.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The true reason for his eternal rage. HULK CONSTIPATED.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

There's something magical about the phrase COME AT HULK, BRO

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
i just realised that it's gonna be at least until the weekend until something starts to happen and that's driving me up the wall

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
He gives off big radiation in the pants, and it makes everything he wears purple after he changes. It's like you motherfuckers never took a science class before.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

quite stretched out posted:

i just realised that it's gonna be at least until the weekend until something starts to happen and that's driving me up the wall
Welcome to NSM, enjoy your stay. :v:

I love that every Hulk independently decides their name is Hulk. I'm sure there's some convoluted lore reason for that, but I don't care. :allears:

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



it's the spider totem thing but for large green people

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I wonder what bullshit outdated psychology Newspaper Doc Samson will use.

good day for a bris
Feb 4, 2006

No, I don't want to play "Conversation Parade".

This is from the Secret Wars Journal anthology mini and was written by Hot Saucerman Scott Aukerman if I remember right.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

I wonder what bullshit outdated psychology Newspaper Doc Samson will use.

Newspaper agony aunt level input from Doc Samson would be pretty great.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Hi Lizzie.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Please oh please let the Lizard hulk out.

And turn purple

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Things that cause Connor to turn into The Lizard:
  • Lizard serum
  • Hulk blood
  • Spinach?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh no, who could have foreseen that Curt Connors would end up turning into The Lizard! :gonk:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Spider-man really should've warned the staff this was a possibility.

Although I'm really not sure I understand how this even happened using the information we've been given.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

That's a surprisingly literate lizard.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Lizard's always been pretty eloquent, except when the writer decides he shouldn't be.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

In a shocking twist it turns out that he's now a were-gator

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



spider-man turns up in florida, gets connors bitten by an alligator, and now has endangered a hospital by bringing both the lizard and the hulk inside

he's really on a roll this arc. can't wait to see what happens with jjj when he inevitably shows up

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Manatee Cannon posted:

spider-man turns up in florida, gets connors bitten by an alligator, and now has endangered a hospital by bringing both the lizard and the hulk inside

he's really on a roll this arc. can't wait to see what happens with jjj when he inevitably shows up

"We need pictures of Hulk-Lizard! Time to bring back Iron Jonah!"

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Ah, yes, that Lizard serum made of Hulk blood, how could I forget?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


No, you're wrong! It's obvious that the alligator who bitted Connors was radiated. He's got radioactive alligator blood.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Saoshyant posted:

No, you're wrong! It's obvious that the alligator who bitted Connors was radiated. He's got radioactive alligator blood.

The alligator bite was still present in his blood stream but got irradiated by Hulk blood.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Why did Lizard let go of the black haired surgeon from panel 2 and grab the blonde one?

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He likes to spread the love.

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