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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Source on this? I need audio.

Classic firework videos that always make me smile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT77pk5aaC4

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/f4WflC0.mp4

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Attitude Indicator posted:

it's actually not that many years ago that being on your phone during a meal, date, social event, whatever was considered rude. guess i'm getting old.

Things change. Sure, if you're on a date and they're more interested in photographing their food than talking to you, you're probably gonna chalk that one up as a loss and move on. But if a friend is taking a photo before eating, what's the big deal? I'd say reaching across the table and messing up someone's food with your fork is far ruder than them tweeting a picture of it. Then again, I don't care how people eat their steak, so I'm hopelessly out of touch with standards of politeness when it comes to dining.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

FogHelmut posted:

I like this phrasing better than the current thread title.

Schadenfreude Thread: Really struggling to work out the intended outcome here.

Schadenfreude Thread: Get all the clicks.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

This is the most adorable 'freude. Look at the dogs wagging. They just want to play with the biggest stick ever.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

SO is that company on the hook for the damages?


Lol on the hook

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

drat baby got .BAC

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Your Gay Uncle posted:

drat baby got .BAC

:golfclap:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
:piss:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnCsZ6YaWew&t=674s:piss:

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/QPXGVxE.gifv

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


Kinda like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm_t3g4RhpY&t=20s

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/bQoHGrK.mp4

Lemon
May 22, 2003

The thing I think you might be missing with the messing up of the food photo is that most of these people are friends/partners and it's not done because the person is annoyed with the photographer, it's just a fun little prank.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

You need the audio from this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBxSntGGm8U

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

Burt Sexual posted:

SO is that company on the hook for the damages?


Lol on the hook

Given the damage on the roof, It's possible the pillars are hosed. Possibly a write-off before he even started the winch.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Lemon posted:

The thing I think you might be missing with the messing up of the food photo is that most of these people are friends/partners and it's not done because the person is annoyed with the photographer, it's just a fun little prank.

So what, I can't be annoyed with my girlfriend's constant food photography?

Well I can't, cause I don't have one, but still!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/rMvCUYx.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/yQ1HD9n.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/QWoDLZj.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/CLoGX2P.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/eZYzoqA.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/fDunKK1.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ZMjiLMp.mp4

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Crossposting from Idiots on Social Media:

Sunswipe posted:

DarkSydePhil hired a prostitute... sorry, "escort" to be his girlfriend in videos and tried to get out of paying.
https://twitter.com/KimberlieBrink/status/953101068090724352

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Holy poo poo lol

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

Ragequit posted:

Source on this? I need audio.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94Q4ZPF8aM
The original ends in the same place, it was from facebook.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Holy fuuuuuuuck pay your escort JFC That's just the worst

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Cross posting from the AIRPOWER thread in TFR.

golden bubble posted:

Remember the false alarm in Hawaii? This is the screen that caused the alert:



https://twitter.com/CivilBeat/status/953127914618302464

And then I saw this on twitter

https://twitter.com/malwareunicorn/status/953339810915041285

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Burt Sexual posted:

Why didn't they beat that boys rear end? Kinda surprised.

Because sometimes humiliating and laughing at shitheads is so much more satisfying.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Proteus Jones posted:

Because sometimes humiliating and laughing at shitheads is so much more satisfying.

Also if these videos are to be believed, there is at least one white boy in the hood everyday trying his damndest to get knocked the gently caress out. It's better to deprive them of that.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sunswipe posted:

Crossposting from Idiots on Social Media:

I've got no idea who DarkSydePhil is and frankly I'm probably happier in my life not knowing.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Sagebrush posted:

I've got no idea who DarkSydePhil is and frankly I'm probably happier in my life not knowing.

He’s the Charlie Sheen of videogame streamers, and that’s about all you need to know.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Double Punctuation posted:

He’s the Charlie Sheen of videogame streamers, and that’s about all you need to know.


He's a disease-ridden drunk with a high opinion of himself?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

 https://twitter.com/SidizenKane/status/953400413419548672

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Memento posted:

Cross posting from the AIRPOWER thread in TFR.


And then I saw this on twitter

https://twitter.com/malwareunicorn/status/953339810915041285

It's a government office. Is anyone honestly surprised?

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

This was always the most annoying part of Turtles in Time.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008



What the gently caress happened here? Does the cat just faint trying to do a pull-up?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

He's a disease-ridden drunk with a high opinion of himself?

Actually yes.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Unlike him, we found ourselves a stud.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




This is fantastic.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ToxicFrog posted:

What the gently caress happened here? Does the cat just faint trying to do a pull-up?

Cats are insanely self-conscious. The cat fell over trying to do a basic cat thing, then went into automatic "I MEANT TO DO THAT" mode and just lay on the floor. As soon as whoever was filming stopped looking, the cat would have slunk off into a corner somewhere to brood.

Proteus Jones posted:

This is fantastic.

The dunking is Cool and Good, but it's kind of sad that we've gotten to a point in the world where some petulant failson manchild has such a shitfit over "WIMMENZ IN MUH STAR WARS" that it makes the news. It's even sadder that we're at the point where those people exist but I guess we window shift'd our way into that situation a while ago.

seaborgium
Aug 1, 2002

"Nothing a shitload of bleach won't fix"




Memento posted:

Cats are insanely self-conscious. The cat fell over trying to do a basic cat thing, then went into automatic "I MEANT TO DO THAT" mode and just lay on the floor. As soon as whoever was filming stopped looking, the cat would have slunk off into a corner somewhere to brood.


It could have recently had surgery. My parents cat failed to jump up on the couch several times over the next few days after we had it spayed, and it looked similar to that.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Cythereal posted:

It's a government office. Is anyone honestly surprised?

Because private businesses are so much better about that, right?

content:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Ziv Zulander posted:

Because private businesses are so much better about that, right?

I'm a government employee. I'm saying we're not paid enough to give a poo poo.


seaborgium posted:

It could have recently had surgery. My parents cat failed to jump up on the couch several times over the next few days after we had it spayed, and it looked similar to that.

Eh, looks to me like standard *cat fucks up, enters I Totally Meant To Do That mode*. I swear it's instinctive for them.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Ziv Zulander posted:

Because private businesses are so much better about that, right?

content: https://my.mixtape.moe/gajraq.mp4

What's Chinese for "blyat"?

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

ToxicFrog posted:

What the gently caress happened here? Does the cat just faint trying to do a pull-up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4eYLXkErEU

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