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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Sunswipe posted:

DarkSydePhil hired a prostitute... sorry, "escort" to be his girlfriend in videos and tried to get out of paying.
https://twitter.com/KimberlieBrink/status/953101068090724352

I would like to know more about this "DarkSydePhil" you speak of.

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Sunswipe posted:

DarkSydePhil hired a prostitute... sorry, "escort" to be his girlfriend in videos and tried to get out of paying.
https://twitter.com/KimberlieBrink/status/953101068090724352

Ahaha and he complains about being broke because no one donates, yet he blew 3k on this garbage.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

crime fighting hog posted:

I would like to know more about this "DarkSydePhil" you speak of.

Honestly, he's a bit of a wanker.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

crime fighting hog posted:

I would like to know more about this "DarkSydePhil" you speak of.

yet another dipshit who plays video games for the internet and screams when he does badly

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Brother Entropy posted:

yet another dipshit who plays video games for the internet and screams when he does badly

I should have learned to play the stream game.

I should have learned to bang them keys.

E: That ain't workin.

boblemoche
Apr 11, 2008
That's the way you do it, you get your money for streamin' and your chicks for three (thousands).

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I want my PS3.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

"What? I didn't know I had to pay for girls! What's this bugged prostitute mechanic?"

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
AUG is closed so this is the next best place I guess.

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/953349000513687552

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Oh my God.

https://twitter.com/KimberlieBrink/status/953151088592674821

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Here's that Rotten Tomatoes tweet about John Carpenter



The tweet uses past tense and the opening line of the article is present tense, so I assume what happened was the writer sent their link to the social media guy who finished ripping a line of Bolivian Marching Powder and tweeted it out assuming they wouldn't be writing it if he wasn't dead.

Also, lol at that gamer idiot who is having his dirty laundry aired. Pay your loving bills dude, god drat.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/EnixSSB/status/953112376127164417

Dammit it bugs me that Twitter's API or whatever broke and now images don't work

They did it, the absolute madmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5nLySPEbQ8

edit: poo poo, that was supposed to be appended to my other post, sorry

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

http://slutkimberlie.escortfiles.com/blog/story-time-and-warning

The escort has a blog post about it. I’m now starting to become skeptical as she described herself as a fan and friend of DSP, and nobody would ever admit to that in public.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
That DSP guy is also dril levels of bad at the economy. He owes some taxes and is begging for money to pay for it.

A Millen Buckaroo
Oct 6, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

http://slutkimberlie.escortfiles.com/blog/story-time-and-warning

The escort has a blog post about it. I’m now starting to become skeptical as she described herself as a fan and friend of DSP, and nobody would ever admit to that in public.

I'm skeptical because every picture of this escort from the Netherlands is really a former co-worker of mine from Tennessee.

A Millen Buckaroo has a new favorite as of 00:20 on Jan 17, 2018

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Sunswipe posted:

DarkSydePhil hired a prostitute... sorry, "escort" to be his girlfriend in videos and tried to get out of paying.
https://twitter.com/KimberlieBrink/status/953101068090724352

"DSP is just an act he's not that stupid"

Well this must be some next level performance for that old excuse to remain true.

DSP is one of those anomalies that I'm glad the internet existed to make me aware of. I've gone from being mad that people ever gave him money, even as a joke. But now I've moved on to acceptance.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Why is that person relevant and who really cares?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

A Millen Buckaroo posted:

I'm skeptical because every picture of this escort from the Netherlands is really a former co-worker of mine from Tennessee.

Are you serious?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

We Know Catheters posted:

Why is that person relevant and who really cares?

I don't think you understand the point of this thread

A Millen Buckaroo
Oct 6, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Are you serious?

100% My fiancee is closer to her than I am, so this will be a fun conversation later tonight!

A Millen Buckaroo has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Jan 17, 2018

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Memento posted:

Here's that Rotten Tomatoes tweet about John Carpenter



The tweet uses past tense and the opening line of the article is present tense, so I assume what happened was the writer sent their link to the social media guy who finished ripping a line of Bolivian Marching Powder and tweeted it out assuming they wouldn't be writing it if he wasn't dead.

Also, lol at that gamer idiot who is having his dirty laundry aired. Pay your loving bills dude, god drat.

The story is from 2011 so he just figured they wouldn't share an old story if he were alive.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Deceitful Penguin posted:

That is so incredibly, deeply pathetic I can't even laugh.
i can

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

A Millen Buckaroo posted:

100% My fiancee is closer to her than I am, so this will be a fun conversation later tonight!

:f5:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

A Millen Buckaroo posted:

100% My fiancee is closer to her than I am, so this will be a fun conversation later tonight!

This is just getting better and better. :allears:

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

TotalLossBrain posted:

AUG is closed so this is the next best place I guess.

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/953349000513687552

The r/relationships thread in GBS is enough of that content to give you years of entertainment, though you’ll have to skip details sometimes.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The r/relationships thread in GBS is enough of that content to give you years of entertainment, though you’ll have to skip details sometimes.

That exact story is in there, too!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/burgerkrang/status/953430272808292352

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Midnight Voyager posted:

That exact story is in there, too!

Spoilers, man! He could have gone in not knowing he would stumble across it in 18 months of reading!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Congrats to Clark for finally washing his dick. :toot:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Picnic Princess posted:

Congrats to Clark for finally washing his dick. :toot:

Are we talking about actually washing his dick or Chairman Mao "washing?"

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Down here in the deep south, some of the area is expecting its second light dusting of a product it calls snow tomorrow morning. Some school systems have called off school, but one of the others has decided to keep going.

Their official Facebook page made an announcement first that they were monitoring the situation, but believed school would still be happening. The second post confirmed school would be in session.

People flipped their poo poo. Among the many fine comments:



The kicker: It's not expected to get below 34 degrees and there is only a 20% chance of rain all day.

Folks, this is why the north makes fun of us.

RC and Moon Pie has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Jan 17, 2018

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/953485556679413760

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

A question: as an old fuddy duddy who doesn't play vidja games and thus doesn't understand the people who play computer games for money over the internet, why do people give them money?

The lady ones who are showing their tits, I understand. (lonely perverted nerds desperate for human contact kidding themselves that because they paid a g-g-girl money and she smiled, that she likes them, and chose a gamer girl because they can only interact with anyone through the form of gaming media)

But what of the men? Are they getting their money from gay nerds? I can half understand playing a game and talking/yelling over the internet in silly voices as maybe being fun if you have no one in real life to play with/laugh at your stupid jokes. But why do people pay them?

Also, and this concerns them all, why do they continue to pay them? I can understand a "hey, I think you are cool or funny, or pretty, or nice. Here, have a donation". But why do they donate again and again and again? Or is there a constant stream of new donors?

I suppose all of this can also relate to YouTube celebrities and poo poo like that. Who and why were people paying Logan Paul and his ilk to gently caress around on camera?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
This is the best tweet.

I am going to print this out and frame it.

https://twitter.com/MyDCTours/status/953378648513568769

https://twitter.com/boonepickens/status/953398294172102658

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Down here in the deep south, some of the area is expecting its second light dusting of a product it calls snow tomorrow morning. Some school systems have called off school, but one of the others has decided to keep going.

Their official Facebook page made an announcement first that they were monitoring the situation, but believed school would still be happening. The second post confirmed school would be in session.

People flipped their poo poo. Among the many fine comments:



The kicker: It's not expected to get below 34 degrees and there is only a 20% chance of rain all day.

Folks, this is why the north makes fun of us.

I remember my school not calling it off for us because it was a little bit of snow. Then our bus went sideways on a bridge and all the kids were screaming. Good times. Turns out the roads in the south are awful at snow.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

BrigadierSensible posted:

A question: as an old fuddy duddy who doesn't play vidja games and thus doesn't understand the people who play computer games for money over the internet, why do people give them money?

The same reason why people still write letters to celebrities: they want someone important in their world to notice and/or like them. So if your life, identity, and entire being revolves around video games, being noticed by the superstars gives your life meaning.

Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kato_Kaelin

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

BrigadierSensible posted:

A question: as an old fuddy duddy who doesn't play vidja games and thus doesn't understand the people who play computer games for money over the internet, why do people give them money?

The lady ones who are showing their tits, I understand. (lonely perverted nerds desperate for human contact kidding themselves that because they paid a g-g-girl money and she smiled, that she likes them, and chose a gamer girl because they can only interact with anyone through the form of gaming media)

But what of the men? Are they getting their money from gay nerds? I can half understand playing a game and talking/yelling over the internet in silly voices as maybe being fun if you have no one in real life to play with/laugh at your stupid jokes. But why do people pay them?

Also, and this concerns them all, why do they continue to pay them? I can understand a "hey, I think you are cool or funny, or pretty, or nice. Here, have a donation". But why do they donate again and again and again? Or is there a constant stream of new donors?

I suppose all of this can also relate to YouTube celebrities and poo poo like that. Who and why were people paying Logan Paul and his ilk to gently caress around on camera?

if you like someone's product you'll want to give them money; if they get enough money consistently from people who like their product they can make that product full-time instead of needing a day job to support their life

it's not really that complicated

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Push El Burrito posted:

I remember my school not calling it off for us because it was a little bit of snow. Then our bus went sideways on a bridge and all the kids were screaming. Good times. Turns out the roads in the south are awful at snow.

yeah it turns out when your area won't shell out for salt trucks and the like because it maybe snows twice per year, two inches of snow is actually worse for driving than a foot in areas which are prepared for getting snowfall measured in feet.

I haven't left my house since I got home from work Saturday night -- except for a 4.5 gallon beer run

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Push El Burrito posted:

I remember my school not calling it off for us because it was a little bit of snow. Then our bus went sideways on a bridge and all the kids were screaming. Good times. Turns out the roads in the south are awful at snow.

When i was in high school we got a new superintendent who didn't believe in snow days, which is dumb for northeast Ohio. But it went from when i was in 9th grade until after I graduated with snow days being rare until a bus went off road with the kid of a board member on it

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BrigadierSensible posted:

A question: as an old fuddy duddy who doesn't play vidja games and thus doesn't understand the people who play computer games for money over the internet, why do people give them money?

The lady ones who are showing their tits, I understand. (lonely perverted nerds desperate for human contact kidding themselves that because they paid a g-g-girl money and she smiled, that she likes them, and chose a gamer girl because they can only interact with anyone through the form of gaming media)

But what of the men? Are they getting their money from gay nerds? I can half understand playing a game and talking/yelling over the internet in silly voices as maybe being fun if you have no one in real life to play with/laugh at your stupid jokes. But why do people pay them?

Also, and this concerns them all, why do they continue to pay them? I can understand a "hey, I think you are cool or funny, or pretty, or nice. Here, have a donation". But why do they donate again and again and again? Or is there a constant stream of new donors?

I suppose all of this can also relate to YouTube celebrities and poo poo like that. Who and why were people paying Logan Paul and his ilk to gently caress around on camera?

Giving them money lets you pretend they are your friend. Your manipulative friend who always needs money, but still your friend. You have a connection.

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