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rodbeard posted:What is going on in this picture? A roommate of a friend of mine boiled an egg and then forgot about it in the back of her fridge for months. The result: a perfectly desiccated hard boiled egg, emphasis on "hard."
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bike tory posted:Is this AFP or just regular food porn? I'm on the fence. Had the Brownie Batter one at a party recently. There were graham crackers set out for the dipping. It was loving delicious. Would again in an instant. As far as cheesecakes go, unbaked cheesecake is made by people who are overwhelmingly lazy and/or poo poo in the kitchen. Bake it, like God intended.
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But can't they call it "Pleased by Hummus" or "Not Underwhelmed by Hummus" or "Not Disappointed in This Here Hummus" or just anything else? I've rarely been delighted by hummus, as much as I like it. Speaking of which, my friend brought hummus to my birthday party last weekend and said, "This is my special recipe where I don't use any tahini!" It's a new friendship, so I don't know if this is a warning sign or not.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Speaking of which, my friend brought hummus to my birthday party last weekend and said, "This is my special recipe where I don't use any tahini!" It's a new friendship, so I don't know if this is a warning sign or not. 
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Jan 17, 2018 07:44
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It took me a while to work out what was going on in this photo “How do you get live fish that are pre-cooked? Is this one of those octopus-acid dishes? Why would you try this with goldfish, who the gently caress eats goldfish? And why is this afp, prawn cocktail is a thing” And then four train stops later, I see the fish.
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Zipperelli. posted:Had the Brownie Batter one at a party recently. There were graham crackers set out for the dipping. It was loving delicious. Would again in an instant. I like the instant no-bake cheesecake. 
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Jan 17, 2018 09:33
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bike tory posted:That's exactly what's wrong with it. It's entirely for novelty factor/getting shares on Facebook when baking some of those things that long will make them dry and gross, or probably burned and inedible in the case of the chocolate. If you've made all that poo poo separately then just bake it separately and cut it into little bits and fit them together. Babish made a burrito with an absurd number of meats and that was his result: mixing a wide variety of things and trying to cook them together ends up with a miserable mix of over- and undercooked ingredients.
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Randaconda posted:I like the instant no-bake cheesecake. 
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Elysiume posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf4wwXM2o_M I don't often see him say his work is outright horrible, but he did say that about the All-Meat Burrito. (And I mean, he made the thing from the Taco Town commercial and liked it!)
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Do most of those scream NEW because Americans are never seated and must constantly be fed NEW tastes, NEW sensations, NEW experiences to fill the gaping empty maw of the void that is their existence? Is this why you eat Tide pods?
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Helith posted:Do most of those scream NEW because Americans are never seated and must constantly be fed NEW tastes, NEW sensations, NEW experiences to fill the gaping empty maw of the void that is their existence? 
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Helith posted:Do most of those scream NEW because Americans are never seated and must constantly be fed NEW tastes, NEW sensations, NEW experiences to fill the gaping empty maw of the void that is their existence? Would. Apparently the Tide pods thing is now a challenge among teens like the cinnamon challenge, which is horrifying.
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Helith posted:Do most of those scream NEW because Americans are never seated and must constantly be fed NEW tastes, NEW sensations, NEW experiences to fill the gaping empty maw of the void that is their existence? I remember this Andy Rooney monologue (yes)
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Jan 17, 2018 11:53
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Good thing I'm not in the US because my psychosis would compel me to eat all of these things.
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Grand Fromage posted:Good thing I'm not in the US because my psychosis would compel me to eat all of these things. I've only had the Oreo churros, but they were alright.
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Jan 17, 2018 12:02
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The cinnamon toast crunch bites are the most intriguing for me.
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Helith posted:Do most of those scream NEW because Americans are never seated and must constantly be fed NEW tastes, NEW sensations, NEW experiences to fill the gaping empty maw of the void that is their existence?    icecream ramen
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Super want to go to target and place tide pods in the freezer case now.
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Helith posted:Do most of those scream NEW because Americans are never seated and must constantly be fed NEW tastes, NEW sensations, NEW experiences to fill the gaping empty maw of the void that is their existence? I think you'll find that Americans are in fact nearly always seated
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 Inspired by a post from a few pages back, I decided to make Kool-Aid pickles. Cherry on the left, blue raspberry on the right. They've got to sit in the fridge for a week before they'll be ready. I'll let y'all know. 
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Jan 17, 2018 13:58
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The tide pod challenge is just a rehash of daring people to eat bath beads that happened in the 90s. I distinctly remember kids daring each other to eat these things Which were dissolving beads filled with scented oils.
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Jan 17, 2018 14:08
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There's nothing wrong with a no bake cheesecake, both have their place. My missus makes a mean malteser cheesecake, no bake. Just cream cheese and a lot of mixing with relevant ingredients I made a no bake off some tasty video that was a triple chocolate nutella one and it was super rich but also v good
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Jan 17, 2018 14:12
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Only American teenagers ever do dumb things, too. I sit in an international school library all day surrounded by teenagers from a million different countries and everyone is super together and already has a 401k!
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Jan 17, 2018 14:27
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I was having a rough afternoon with the kiddo and my friends offered me some local Chinese takeout from a place we both like. It’s one of those places in the international district that serves cold beef tendon rather than General Tso’s chicken. They brought me fried rice, egg flower soup, and cold chicken.
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Samizdata posted:I don't often see him say his work is outright horrible, but he did say that about the All-Meat Burrito. (And I mean, he made the thing from the Taco Town commercial and liked it!) That’s my favorite thing about Babish videos. He’s a phenomenal chef, but if a recipe is basically non-viable or if he hates it (like his perfect Turkish delight that he didn’t enjoy at all) he doesn’t bullshit you about it.
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elise the great posted:I was having a rough afternoon with the kiddo and my friends offered me some local Chinese takeout from a place we both like. It’s one of those places in the international district that serves cold beef tendon rather than General Tso’s chicken. They brought me fried rice, egg flower soup, and cold chicken. Wow that's carefully done.
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elise the great posted:I was having a rough afternoon with the kiddo and my friends offered me some local Chinese takeout from a place we both like. It’s one of those places in the international district that serves cold beef tendon rather than General Tso’s chicken. They brought me fried rice, egg flower soup, and cold chicken. A beautifully bisected bird brain! 
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elise the great posted:I was having a rough afternoon with the kiddo and my friends offered me some local Chinese takeout from a place we both like. It’s one of those places in the international district that serves cold beef tendon rather than General Tso’s chicken. They brought me fried rice, egg flower soup, and cold chicken. did you try the brain
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Jan 17, 2018 15:58
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Rabbit and pig brain are both pretty okay, I bet bird brain isn't half bad.
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elise eat the bird brain
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Helith posted:Do most of those scream NEW because Americans are never seated and must constantly be fed NEW tastes, NEW sensations, NEW experiences to fill the gaping empty maw of the void that is their existence? It's a display of newly introduced products.
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Picnic Princess posted:The tide pod challenge is just a rehash of daring people to eat bath beads that happened in the 90s. I distinctly remember kids daring each other to eat these things Scented oils probably wouldn't even make you feel bad if you ate them, though.
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Mymla posted:Scented oils probably wouldn't even make you feel bad if you ate them, though. Idk I once put some peppermint oil on my skin in an attempt to treat something, and it burned really bad and was hard to wash of, don't want to imagine what swallowing that would be like.
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sneakyfrog posted:checks out They got you the Kung Lao Brutality Chicken Special? Lucky gently caress, I usually just get something charred, missing any wings or drumsticks, and smelling faintly of ozone.
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Samizdata posted:I don't often see him say his work is outright horrible, but he did say that about the All-Meat Burrito. (And I mean, he made the thing from the Taco Town commercial and liked it!) it seemed like he went out of his way to make the first one suck so his own would look better. like he didnt make any kind of sauce, didnt put anything else in it, etc
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Speaking of all-meat, a new shawarma place opened up near my house:
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