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Avalerion posted:Purr.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 18:49 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 14:33 |
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Avalerion posted:Purr. The more we purr the more food we get.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 19:20 |
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Purr
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 20:38 |
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The purr that shakes the heavens.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 21:36 |
Finally food! Purr in contentment at the human coming through.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 22:43 |
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good humans get purrs
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 23:58 |
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Reward the human for positive reinforcement. Purr.
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# ? Jan 15, 2018 00:15 |
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C. Everett Koop posted:The more we purr the more food we get. Purring aside, that sounds like the talk of a dog. Assess the meat with our olfactory sense first.
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# ? Jan 15, 2018 10:39 |
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VivaLa Eeveelution posted:Purring aside, that sounds like the talk of a dog. Dont tell that to my cat who, had she her druthers, would subsist on certainly no more than nine square meals a day plus a few bites of whatever the humans are eating.
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# ? Jan 15, 2018 20:54 |
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My cat spends 50% of his time meowing for me to pet him, and the other 50% meowing for more food. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had a cat who was the cliche finnicky eater.
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# ? Jan 15, 2018 23:04 |
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Ignore her.
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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:38 |
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Ok, that's 1 vote apiece for sniffing the food, dragging it to the floor, and ignoring Claire. But positive reinforcement through purring pulled through with 8 votes. quote:"Aw, who's a happy puss now, huh?" she says, watching you dig in. Ok, so we've eaten our steak. ...Now what? Do we: 1. Headbutt Claire's leg affectionately. 2. Dig at Claire's shin to insist she give me more. 3. Hop into the laundry basket and curl into a sweet, sleeping ball. 4. Bolt quickly for the door. Any logical benefit to being in here is over. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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# ? Jan 16, 2018 23:16 |
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Nap time
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# ? Jan 16, 2018 23:19 |
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Nap
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# ? Jan 16, 2018 23:21 |
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Actual cat meme- Last night I dreamed I was asleep in the laundry basket. Turned out I was! achtungnight fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jan 16, 2018 |
# ? Jan 16, 2018 23:21 |
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Headbutt.
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# ? Jan 16, 2018 23:32 |
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Nap
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# ? Jan 16, 2018 23:50 |
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Claws for more!
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 01:47 |
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We have feasted and now we nap on laundry.
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 02:13 |
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Headbutt Claire.
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 03:26 |
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Nap.
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 08:14 |
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Is that laundry still warm?
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 08:42 |
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3. Hop into the laundry basket and curl into a sweet, sleeping ball.
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 09:01 |
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Sleep
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 09:29 |
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You're a good human, and I'd like to award you more of my attention, but I've had a big day and it's time for me to prepare for the next one. Good night.
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 11:34 |
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Objective successful: Eat. Next objective: Nap.
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 14:36 |
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Ok, no one wanted to run away, one person wanted to claw at Claire's legs, 2 wanted to headbutt to thank her, and a grand total of 11 decided it was time for bed. So now, we nap!quote:You're so cute when you want to be. At least, that's what you hope Claire thinks as you paw at dirty clothes inside the basket. Your own curling form is matched by the curve of Claire's smile. As you drift off to sleep, you hear her call softly for Andre. They stay awhile as you snooze, admiring how endearing you become when you've been fed. Success! We get both a nap, and our new people think we're cute! quote:By the time you wake up, there is no one around. You yawn and stretch in the dimness of the laundry room, before realizing the door is wide open. Out in the hall, lights are on, and somewhere upstairs you hear voices. Leaping to the floor where your bowl is, you note that the legends are true: if you get yourself a human, it will feed you and tidy up after you. Purring to yourself, you make your way out to the hallway. Ok, this vote is going to be a little different. We're going to be checking out all of these locations, and I'm automatically saving Upstairs for last as it makes the most sense to me that way. So instead, we'll be voting on what order we'll be doing these three in. This will hopefully help save some time. Remember, our three options are: -The noise coming from behind the kitchen door. -The darkened room of mystery. -The coat closet. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 23:04 |
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If we're doing all then in order works: Noise, room, closet.
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 23:31 |
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Noise, room, closet. Might as well.
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 23:51 |
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Noise, closet, mystery Got to save the best for last
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 23:57 |
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In order
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 01:35 |
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Noise, Closet, Mystery. Nightly prowl time.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 02:55 |
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Mystery, Noise, Closet
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 03:32 |
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Mystery, Closet, Noise.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 03:48 |
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Slaan posted:Noise, closet, mystery
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 03:50 |
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velixsiol posted:Mystery, Noise, Closet
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 03:51 |
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velixsiol posted:Mystery, Noise, Closet
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 07:40 |
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Ok, this was a close vote, but it looks like we're doing things in order!quote:Low to the ground with flattened ears, you creep toward the noises. This is more than just scuffling, you note with unease. You hear big, wet-nosed sniffing and very heavy breathing. When you opt to do some sniffing of your own, the movement and slavering on the other side increases. You slide your gaze up to the doorknob and note that at least it's well shut. ...Well, that was short. How do we feel about what's behind that door? I'll probably update tomorrow because this was so short.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:18 |
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Could have been a friend.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:37 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 14:33 |
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Avalerion posted:Could have been a friend.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 15:40 |