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Guy Goodbody posted:
Incorrect. It's funny because of his face.
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if he pays hourly, it must be a hell of a long song.
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Somfin posted:White people (eh eh eh-eh eh eh eh) black people (doo de doo doo dooo)
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https://twitter.com/muffinlordSA/status/953301893261996033 We did.
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Guy Goodbody posted:
*wistfully* I am Sean...
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I'm calling shenanigans on that list right now. The Gambler by Kenny Rogers hard to strip to, please...
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Picturing some poor girl trying to be sexy to "Tears in Heaven"  quote:The years following 1990 were extremely turbulent for Clapton. In August 1990, his manager, two of his roadies and his friend and fellow musician Stevie Ray Vaughan were killed in a helicopter accident. Seven months later, on March 20, 1991, Clapton's 4-year-old son Conor died after falling from the 53rd-floor window of his mother's friend's New York City apartment. He landed on the roof of an adjacent four-story building.[4] ... Clapton dealt with the grief of his son's death by co-writing "Tears in Heaven" with Will Jennings. Yeah, not a good song to try and strip to.
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Jan 17, 2018 10:07
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Hard mode is stripping to Krzysztof Penderecki's Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima, if you manage to do that *and* keep the guy's interest then you've qualified for the title "sex goddess" imo
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Guy Goodbody posted:
I'm pretty sure that's by the same guy who did the "Bathe in my milk" posters, I think I remember seeing it on his website It also reminds me of my weird rear end cousin who's in his late 30s who thinks he's a singer so one time at my grandmother's birthday party a couple years ago he decided to sing a song for her at the dinner table so the entire extended family had to sit there while he stood and warbled out "Oh Danny Boy". He made almost the exact same face as the guy in the poster. Nanna seemed to like it so we let it slide but the rest of us were cringing the entire time it was happening. Thank god he didn't make it an annual thing. Vietnamwees posted:I'm calling shenanigans on that list right now. The Gambler by Kenny Rogers hard to strip to, please... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ObJ_8CVf_Q Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 11:07 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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Jan 17, 2018 10:55
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Well, you shouldn't look a .gif horse in the mouths
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Jan 17, 2018 13:11
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Pretty sure I have been to several Star Wars burlesque shows where someone stripped to Vaders theme.
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IamnotJoe posted:Pretty sure I have been to several Star Wars burlesque shows where someone stripped to Vaders theme. Only 'pretty sure'? Seems like the kind of thing that would be burned into your mind. And quite possibly wrecked any future viewings of the classics.
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I dunno, it's got a good rhythm, I think you could get something going https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jiYVUU1RXQ
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spog posted:Only 'pretty sure'?
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IamnotJoe posted:Pretty sure I have been to several Star Wars burlesque shows where someone stripped to Vaders theme. I went to a drag show in Copenhagen where two female Wookiees with hot gams sang silent night.
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Jan 17, 2018 14:22
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Your fertile womb is making grandma’s heart too crowded.
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Vietnamwees posted:I'm calling shenanigans on that list right now. The Gambler by Kenny Rogers hard to strip to, please... As an expert in strippers, I confirm your call on shenanigans.
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Such Fun posted:Your fertile womb is making grandma’s heart too crowded. I want you to know how much I appreciate this reference  .
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And a newer generation: 
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:And a newer generation: Man, the first time I saw this the Gran Turismo logo was cropped out and I really thought this was going to be a real car in a real race because it just got an anime. Now I'm kinda disappointed. Still funny, though.
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Both of these had me in tears
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LargeHadron posted:Both of these had me in tears And the nominees for Best Performance Using Only a Mouse Cursor are...
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Zipperelli. posted:Picturing some poor girl trying to be sexy to "Tears in Heaven" I was in a strip club in Dothan, Alabama, and there was a girl stripping to "Landslide" by Stevie Nicks. The version where Nicks introduces the song with "This is for you, Daddy."
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Phanatic posted:I was in a strip club in Dothan, Alabama, and there was a girl stripping to "Landslide" by Stevie Nicks. Was there a point where a single tear rolled down her cheek as she let her bra strap artfully fall loose from her shoulder to the line "I'm getting older too"
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Clearly you're not a loving nerd I have had those conversations  edit: Linux is terrible
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SpacePig posted:Man, the first time I saw this the Gran Turismo logo was cropped out and I really thought this was going to be a real car in a real race because it just got an anime. Now I'm kinda disappointed. Still funny, though. Don't feel too bad, your post is what made me finally notice the GT logo in the corner. For both. Now I'm a little sad  oh well, they still own
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Such Fun posted:Your fertile womb is making grandma’s heart too crowded. Fuckin' nice!
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Zipperelli. posted:Picturing some poor girl trying to be sexy to "Tears in Heaven" I mean, it wouldn’t be much of a stretch (obviously  )https://mobile.twitter.com/gayh0rney/status/951338358864715776/video/1 e: this auto-embeds even as a link, so don't click on it at work Babies Getting Rabies has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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Trig Discipline posted:I went to a drag show in Copenhagen where two female Wookiees with hot gams sang silent night. Pretty sure this is the best sentence I'm going to read this week.
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Jan 17, 2018 17:37
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I went to a strip club in Amsterdam where two ladies dressed as peacocks stripped to "The Circle of Life" from the Lion King soundtrack. Best performance I'd ever seen and I will never watch the Lion King the same way again.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:I went to a strip club in Amsterdam where two ladies dressed as peacocks stripped to "The Circle of Life" from the Lion King soundtrack. Best performance I'd ever seen and I will never watch the Lion King the same way again. A girl I know does nerd burlesque. One video that got posted online was a sort of strip recreation of the past life fight scene from The Mummy Returns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJeUzktxzH8
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spog posted:Only 'pretty sure'? I try to be blackout drunk. In my experience nerdy burlesque has always been fat nerdy girls who have harems of fat nerdy guys.
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I was at a strip club in Winnipeg and saw a stripper dance to a nu-metal cover of behind blue eyes. It was odd.
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At a strip club in Grand Rapids, Michigan I watched a woman in a Real Tree bikini dance to Diary of Jane and a few other Breaking Benjamin songs.
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HappyKitty posted:Was there a point where a single tear rolled down her cheek as she let her bra strap artfully fall loose from her shoulder to the line "I'm getting older too" 
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I was at a strip club in Winnipeg and saw a stripper dance to a nu-metal cover of behind blue eyes. It was odd. was it the limp bizkit version
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