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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Russia World Cup will be great and worth attending unless you die in a stadium collapse, Qatar on the other hand

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/17/gary-speed-one-of-four-players-coached-by-barry-bennell-to-have-killed-themselves

quote:

Gary Speed was one of four players from Barry Bennell’s junior football teams who killed himself in later life after being coached by the man now charged with multiple sex offences against young footballers, the jury at Bennell’s trial was told.

:smith:

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Looks like he was... Gary's paed

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
You'd think Bennell would have at least warned someone Speed would be well hung.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Ninpo posted:

You'd think Bennell would have at least warned someone Speed would be well hung.

mods please

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

RideTheSpiral posted:

it’s gonna be a blast

the blast in the oblast

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Ninpo posted:

You'd think Bennell would have at least warned someone Speed would be well hung.

bruh

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

ikr, it's 'hanged'

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Blue Star Error posted:

Looks like he was... Gary's paed

Dang

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dennis Bergkamp has sued Ajax for wrongful termination of his contract lmao

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Saido Berahino is front page news! He cheated on his fiance with a prostitute. I guess he can score in a brothel.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Blue Star Error posted:

Looks like he was... Gary's paed

:vince:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Meat Wagon posted:

Saido Berahino is front page news! He cheated on his fiance with a prostitute. I guess he can score in a brothel.
haha

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
lol

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I have never felt the need to gently caress a prostitute and it blows my mind that it's apparent business as usual for footballers

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Other chicks will get their story into tabloids and poo poo, prostitutes presumably are less likely to do so

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

oliwan posted:

I have never felt the need to gently caress a prostitute and it blows my mind that it's apparent business as usual for footballers

good for you mate. keep holding out for the real thing

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Breath Ray posted:

good for you mate. keep holding out for the real thing

Sex bots are so close now.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Breath Ray posted:

good for you mate. keep holding out for the real thing

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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oliwan posted:

I have never felt the need to gently caress a prostitute and it blows my mind that it's apparent business as usual for footballers

so did the prostitutes

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Breath Ray posted:

good for you mate. keep holding out for the real thing

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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oliwan posted:

I have never felt the need to gently caress a prostitute and it blows my mind that it's apparent business as usual for footballers

some people enjoy the high of the whole transnational aspect of it more than the sex itself tbf

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Breath Ray posted:

good for you mate. keep holding out for the real thing

Lol

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
please don't joke around, I have had sex MULTIPLE times, with real women

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

oliwan posted:

please don't joke around, I have had sex MULTIPLE times, with real women

I don't know why you have to bring your relatives into this!!!

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
https://twitter.com/skykaveh/status/955140934613848064

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
James McLean says J rod was somply saying that the bladk man had bad breath.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5293813/Alexis-Sanchez-offered-student-1-000-sex.html

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
footballer has sex seems to be the news here

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
It says she was 20 years old, so judging from the photo this happened 15 years ago?

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Me plan is I want to see you. Baby if I want to see you and make love have to pay?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
If I made as much money as these players I'd definitely get off on offering meaningless (to me) amounts to everyone to do disgusting things like touch me.

And like Sanchez I'd do it via passing notes through friends and bar staff, like a 7 year old.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lmao Alexis is a freakin dork

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Never realized Sanchez had a girlfriend. He always struck me as kind of asexual.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Lol @ ‘I thought this was the beginning of a relationship’ yeah all relationships start with sex for cash...

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Lol @ ‘I thought this was the beginning of a relationship’ yeah all relationships start with sex for cash...

Well, if I was being treated like a housewife...

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

What is she a student of? Foreign affairs?

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Lol @ ‘I thought this was the beginning of a relationship’ yeah all relationships start with sex for cash...

she might be Albanian

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



She looks a hard 20 in the first photo

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EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
It's not the years it's the mileage.

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