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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I never actually noticed that the stairs on the helicopter actually say "welcome"on them. Like the president sees that and thinks"oh that's nice"?

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/riotwomennn/status/953100159860211714

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Madcosby posted:

Holy poo poo you guys are loving presidential

Ya you figured it out with photo analysis this prez is a fuckin liar good job

10 more pages of all your experiences being obese please

nice meltdown

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Madcosby, chill. From the words of the frog emperor himself,

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/257552283850653696

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

trump is fat as hell and he should absolutely be made fun of for it

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to the fakies in khaki pants and a white polo shirt, as security

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Trump better watch his mouth or Daddy will slap it.

Also: "We're playing a very, very hard game of poker and you don't want to reveal your hand," he said.

Trump giving gambling advice is my :lol:

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
i found the best comment

LOL posted:

CNN is making Alex Jones more and more rational everyday. Don't get me wrong I like Alex Jones but sometimes he goes off the rails.

moskiitto
Feb 27, 2013

Overlardness
Well, he could be right on that one.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

protip: if your preferred youtube videos are all 'conspiracy'-oriented and narrated by microsoft sam you are likely a victim of bad brain syndrome

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Madcosby posted:

Holy poo poo you guys are loving presidential

Ya you figured it out with photo analysis this prez is a fuckin liar good job

10 more pages of all your experiences being obese please

systematic agenda prodding

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

FuhrerHat posted:

protip: if your preferred youtube videos are all 'conspiracy'-oriented and narrated by microsoft sam you are likely a victim of bad brain syndrome

I love youtubes about aliens and can confirm this. My brain is poo poo.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Tumble posted:



lol zoom in on Trumps shoes and compare them to Obama's: Trump's shoes go up at a sharper angle because that petty motherfucker is wearing elevator shoes and he still isn't as tall as Obama.



those are loving elevator shoes!

Trump's doctor his talking about his BMI WHILE TRUMP WAS WEARING ELEVATOR SHOES!

Counterpoint:

Trump's got fat feet

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
^ fuq

4/ Robert Mueller's probe would continue in the event of a government shutdown. Employees in the special counsel office are exempt from furlough and would continue their work, despite a potential lack of appropriations. The government is set to shutdown Friday night if lawmakers are unable to agree on a spending bill. (CNN)

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Yah you betcha.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/953709356956123136

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/953709305945055232

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Counterpoint:

Trump's got fat feet



Legs.jpg the prequel.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Madcosby posted:

Holy poo poo you guys are loving presidential

Ya you figured it out with photo analysis this prez is a fuckin liar good job

10 more pages of all your experiences being obese please

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hahaha

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Good loving luck with that.
There's no way he could articulate what he wants or what he should be expected to want. I'd put 50/50 odds on him even knowing what DACA stands for

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004

Hopefully trump kicks those dreamers back to the shitholes they came from

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
drat Aliens Coming Across

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol Trump's Fat

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Hustlin Floh posted:

Lol Trump's Fat

he's also a liar/retard

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
Fake Newsies cancelled because Trump couldn't get the hot glue gun to work in the Presidential bedroom's outlets and the greasy paper plates he was using as a base for the trophies kept falling apart.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Dopey DACA bad for America. Must be SMART, the military(recovered). Crooked Hillary when the wall built. America first *piss noises*

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Where are my fake news awards you fat retarded bitch?

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

old beast lunatic posted:

he's also a liar/retard

Huge if true

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

Madcosby posted:

Holy poo poo you guys are loving presidential

Ya you figured it out with photo analysis this prez is a fuckin liar good job

10 more pages of all your experiences being obese please

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MAGA brother
MAAAGGGGGAAAAAA

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

old beast lunatic posted:

he's also a liar/retard

Can we get a Venn diagram to illustrate all this properly?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


He obviously has no idea what DACA is, what he wants from a solution (or even why he needs a solution), or even what the general public wants. That bi-partisan meeting a week or two ago (Jesus Christ does time move fast in Trumpland) that aired on TV proved it. He kept saying "I'll sign whatever. Whatever for the DACA people. We just need you to make a deal."

Also lol that the President almost definitely hosed a porn star and then compared him to his daughter. That's the most spectacular mix of lol and disgust I've had since that naked statue of him with all the varicose veins.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


hitchensgoespop posted:

MAGA brother
MAAAGGGGGAAAAAA

imagine knowing that the president is such an insecure fat bitch baby that he made his doctor lie about his weight and not hmboling

what an empty existence

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


gonna call bullshit on this

mcconnell is flattering trump, but also creating distance between congressional republicans & trump so a shutdown hurts him & not them

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


*president lies about thing*
normal people: the president is pretty clearly lying
chuds: good job ding dong of course he's lying :rolleyes:

repeat every other week

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Hustlin Floh posted:

Lol Trump's Fat

The retard?

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

Rex-Goliath posted:

*president lies about thing*
normal people: the president is pretty clearly lying
chuds: good job ding dong of course he's lying :rolleyes:

repeat every other week

I imagine him scrolling through his thread seeing us say its lies and him going "nooooo!!!", then he sees pictures of trump next to obama and doing height comparisons and hes like "NOOOOOO DONT DO THAT!!!!!", then he sees the platform shoes and and hes so mad he cant even see straight

like, chill my dude. just hmbol

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Stoatbringer posted:

Can we get a Venn diagram to illustrate all this properly?

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


If I were a journalist I’d put my fake News Dundie right next to my Pulitzer on the mantle

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Rex-Goliath posted:

*president lies about thing*
normal people: the president is pretty clearly lying
chuds: good job ding dong of course he's lying :rolleyes:

repeat every other week

If democracy is the big american experiment, the test results must be repeated and duplicated

the science of lols demands this

Schoenoplectus
Mar 30, 2010

friendbot2000 posted:

The funniest lol is that Wolff got into the White House because the working title of his book was "The Great Transition" and he told them it would be favorable to the President. Ahahahaha, my balls. Where have my balls gone.

Fairly soon the Earth will become a ringed planet from all of the balls now in orbit. lol

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ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

World War Mammories posted:

imagine knowing that the president is such an insecure fat bitch baby that he made his doctor lie about his weight and not hmboling

:staredog:

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