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a new study bible! posted:gently caress anyone who hurts an animal, except koalas. gently caress koalas. So you'd say they're dis-koalafied?
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Now I want to know what your beef with koalas is.
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They used to be his favorite but he didn't know they were riddled with chlamydia
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Yodzilla posted:Now I want to know what your beef with koalas is. You ever seen a YouTube video of a koala?
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Yodzilla posted:Now I want to know what your beef with koalas is. A koala gave him the clap. http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22207442
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0 I shouldn't do poo poo. I don't care about them they all could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help me with poo poo so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole loving family. That's why I don't like koalas. Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and poo poo. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches. Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think better. They try to be in the loving kangaroo family. They weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins and poo poo. Kangaroo's have some big rear end legs and whot do a koala got? Some little rear end legs, they tails is little and weak as gently caress kangaroo's got a big rear end long tail that can kill a loving koala. If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little short rear end. It'd loving drown soon aas it take one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its rear end up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have protection. What they little rear end going to do? It can't scratch him. The bear will beat his loving rear end. The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and let them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all the koalas that's in the zoos and poo poo. Let them go and put them back with their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for. Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why koalas are not important because there are dumb.
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My birthday is on Monday, and I'm trying to think of the best way to tell my family that all I want is for them to leave me alone on Sunday night so I can watch a football game in isolation and sit with really bad posture.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:They used to be his favorite but he didn't know they were riddled with chlamydia Armadillos used to be my favorite until my wife told me to stop picking them up because they can give you leprosy 
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Beet Wagon posted:Armadillos used to be my favorite until my wife told me to stop picking them up because they can give you leprosy Only 9 banded armadillos carry leprosy 
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CyberPingu posted:Only 9 banded armadillos carry leprosy Those are the kind we have where I live  I stopped picking them up and I'm through the low end of the incubation period, so if I don't have symptoms in the next 15 years I'll be fine!
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Someone should get Carson some medical weed and a girl/boy friend Man is wired
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euphronius posted:Someone should get Carson some medical weed and a girl/boy friend He has a gf my man Football is his second god is all
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Suck it Howie haters!!!! https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/954052659220287488
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NotWearingPants posted:Howie Roseman is a god among GMs. 
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Serious question: if the Lane & Chris dog masks are sold out are other dog masks accepting if they’re detailed enough and of high quality?? Thanks.
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All doggos are good boys so it follows logically that all doggo masks are good masks.
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New Eagles hype vid... it's not as good as last week's but that one would be hard to top. https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/954043210153713664
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Tomorrow. Despite everything we've lost. Tomorrow.. We decide if we go to the Super Bowl. No big deal. No big deal. .... 
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Good morning goons! https://twitter.com/Fox9Sports/status/955069655479128064
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Truly the heroes we deserve.
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very stable genius posted:Good morning goons! Stay classy philly Tom Sellout posted:I hope the Eagles suffer 
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very stable genius posted:Good morning goons! This is beautiful in so many ways lol
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Lots of poles getting greased up for an Eagles win. It's a pretty weak  but If the Eagles win today I will finally shave my head. Also if the Eagles win the question won't be how drunk I am but where drunk I am? Probably if they lose too
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Quiet Feet posted:Lots of poles getting greased up for an Eagles win. http://www.phillymag.com/news/2017/05/22/watch-italian-market-grease-pole-competition/
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very stable genius posted:Good morning goons! They need to grease higher than that
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exploded mummy posted:http://www.phillymag.com/news/2017/05/22/watch-italian-market-grease-pole-competition/ This was literally my first thought when I posted the tweet. South Philly has been practicing for this all their lives. Greasing the poles isn't a deterrent - It's a challenge.
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I’m watching the Flyers and I just cracked my first beer. It’s a good day gentlemen!
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