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one fun thing i learned in catholic school is that in the medieval ages, pope gregory the first declared that baby rabbits were fish and therefore it was okay to eat them on fridays
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a lot of those weird nitpicky theological disputes that make you go "why were people willing to kill each other over this" were tied to much more important political developments
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Pakled posted:a lot of those weird nitpicky theological disputes that make you go "why were people willing to kill each other over this" were tied to much more important political developments yea this issues over iconoclasm tended to become especially a proxy for "the last king was horrible! Look at his heresy!"
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Pakled posted:a lot of those weird nitpicky theological disputes that make you go "why were people willing to kill each other over this" were tied to much more important political developments yeah if you can get someone excommunicated it’s a free CB if you can’t imprison them
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Lutha Mahtin posted:christians, the largest religious group on the planet: um durr, we haff spents tuu tousenn yierss in intalekshel diloog abaut da natur uff gaud a lot of top-tier nerds and spergs obsessed over theology back then bc science and pokemon hadn't been invented yet
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mary gave birth without breaking her hymen what a glorious miracle the lord saw fit to perform
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Sham bam bamina! posted:mary gave birth without breaking her hymen jesus was a butthole baby, this is accepted fact in my church
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Sham bam bamina! posted:mary gave birth without breaking her hymen Thomas Aquinas believed that semen was the carrier medium for original sin, and that's why Jesus had to be born to a virgin
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Lutha Mahtin posted:christians, the largest religious group on the planet: um durr, we haff spents tuu tousenn yierss in intalekshel diloog abaut da natur uff gaud there are more christians than hindus or muslims? (i don't keep up with the latest news)
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the catholic and orthodox churches have laws and rules so old and complex that they far outstrip even the most annoying d&d rules-lawyer and it owns and then you read the talmud
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Lutha Mahtin posted:christians, the largest religious group on the planet: um durr, we haff spents tuu tousenn yierss in intalekshel diloog abaut da natur uff gaud 
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Sagebrush posted:Thomas Aquinas believed that semen was the carrier medium for original sin, and that's why Jesus had to be born to a virgin when sperm was first discovered they figured that it carried the soul of the baby. but since only god can make souls they also figured each soul-sperm had all the souls of all of its descendants, with everything originating from adam's trillion-souled-cum made by god. naturally the female played no role in any of this whatsoever Tasteful Dickpic posted:and then you read the talmud there's a reason there are so many jewish lawyers
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Sham bam bamina! posted:mary gave birth without breaking her hymen Gospel of James covers this- some midwife tried poking her fingers into mary to check her out and her hand got lasered off by god's vengeance quote:18 Then Salome went in, and the midwife said, "Mary, show yourself, for a great controversy has arisen about you." 19 And Salome tested her with her finger. 20 But her hand was withered, and she groaned bitterly, 21 and said, "Woe to me, because of my iniquity! For I have tempted the living God, and my hand is ready to drop off."
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Gospel of James covers this- some midwife tried poking her fingers into mary to check her out and her hand got lasered off by god's vengeance jfc mary wash it occasionally
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Trig Discipline posted:jfc mary wash it occasionally Yeah Joseph really dodged a bullet by not hitting that first.
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Sagebrush posted:Thomas Aquinas believed that semen was the carrier medium for original sin, and that's why Jesus had to be born to a virgin agreed this is why I try and remove the sin from my body as often as possible so I don't get busted by the 
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you joke about clams being rocks but that's why i got to eat them during lent in my misspent youth also aquinas was a huge nerd too he tried the medieval equivalent of merging star trek and pokemons into the batman universe
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dont even pull my finger on anselm or ill fart my sin all over you
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Sagebrush posted:Thomas Aquinas believed that semen was the carrier medium for original sin, and that's why Jesus had to be born to a virgin mods please namechange me to Original Semen
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It may be used safely for unprotected anal intercourse.[citation needed]
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Improbable Lobster posted:i feel like it would be hard to actually get a number on how many people follow major religions at least 12 i guarweneteee
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Historical and technological trends suggest that in the actual year 10,000, it is practically impossible that any of the data processing technology or software in use today will still be active.[citation needed]
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what about the notional year 10,000?
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gently caress everything will have those Y10K Compliant stickers all over them
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post the most charmingly naive lessons learned from video arcade game history you got The photo technology was originally to be used in another game, which would take photos for the high scores. However, the game in question failed location testing when one player engaged in exhibitionism, flashing the camera.[2]
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revolution x is the superior arcade game based on a band
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quote:She stated that the German military will stop using a plastic assault rifle that can't shoot straight when temperatures rise above 30 °C (86 °F) or the rifle heats up during a firefight.[30]
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Pakled posted:revolution x is the superior arcade game based on a band music IS the weapon
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:post the most charmingly naive lessons learned from video arcade game history you got this thread has actually taken a great turn in mostly being about posting the most interesting/entertaining thing you can find on wikipedia which a dour wikipedia nerd would find worthless
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:this thread has actually taken a great turn in mostly being about posting the most interesting/entertaining thing you can find on wikipedia which a dour wikipedia nerd would find worthless yeah i agree. this way is much better
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i wanna post onto fishmech
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quote:A woman demonstrates the operation of a jean jacket.
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Nintendo Co., Ltd. (任天堂株式会社 Nintendō Kabushiki gaisha) is a Japanese multinaitional consumer electronics company heidquartert in Kyoto, Japan. Nintendo haes released mony gam systems, anaw th' nes (nintendo entertainment system), gameboy, snes (super nintendo entertainment system), virtual laddie, 'n' th' nintendo 64.
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the nintendo virtual laddie premiering this year at e3
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Krankenstyle posted:jean jacket what level of worthless are we talking here. like did they manage to sneak in a reference to pro wrestling, some obscure fetish, and/or Japan??
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Suspicious Dish posted:virtual laddie Suspicious Dish posted:gameboy a trew scotsman dinnae write this
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The series is about a law enforcer, during the Edo who interrogates female victims with his large penis.[1]
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