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LOL if your strip club expereience doesn’t solely consist of a bored stripper named Lola who obviously gave birth ten days ago silently gyrating to Pussy Control on the verge of tears while the random dude next to you continually bets you ten bucks he can probably gently caress her in the corner and also lets welcome Crystal to the main stage
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oldpainless posted:LOL if your strip club expereience doesn’t solely consist of a bored stripper named Lola who obviously gave birth ten days ago silently gyrating to Pussy Control on the verge of tears while the random dude next to you continually bets you ten bucks he can probably gently caress her in the corner and also lets welcome Crystal to the main stage Do you...do you have some stuff to talk about man?
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I guarantee you it's happened to Battle Hymn of the Republic/Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory multiple times in Georgia and Alabama.
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Who What Now posted:Your own man-boobs don't count I'm a MAN?!?  Well poo poo this changes everything. Where's the closest dick store? I'm new at this.
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm a MAN?!? The dick store called, and they're running out of you
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm a MAN?!? Don't use the urinal right next to someone else. Only exception is a sporting event and in an extreme case an airport. That's basically the biggest and most important guy code there is.
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Jan 18, 2018 03:37
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One urinal buffer. Always. Full? Go piss outside.
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swordfish duelist posted:One urinal buffer. Always. Full? Go piss outside. Come on. It goes: Urinal -> Toilet -> Sink -> Garbage can -> Floor drain -> Ladies Room -> Outside -> Urinal next to another guy
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oldpainless posted:LOL if your strip club expereience doesn’t solely consist of a bored stripper named Lola who obviously gave birth ten days ago silently gyrating to Pussy Control on the verge of tears while the random dude next to you continually bets you ten bucks he can probably gently caress her in the corner and also lets welcome Crystal to the main stage More like Oldchampagneroomless
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Solice Kirsk posted:Don't use the urinal right next to someone else. Only exception is a sporting event and in an extreme case an airport. That's basically the biggest and most important guy code there is. Also no poopies unless absolutely necessary
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Also no poopies unless absolutely necessary Just poop in the urinal, that way they HAVE to stay at least one toilet away from you.
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Jan 18, 2018 03:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:Come on. It goes: What about those troughs that you see at older stadiums? Where do those fit in?
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm a MAN?!? The best urinals are manufactured by Dyson and are usually placed near the entrance to the bathroom.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Come on. It goes: Actually outside is best and first up for real men
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Zil posted:What about those troughs that you see at older stadiums? Where do those fit in? Those are to learn of your dad's circumcision and nothing else.
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Coq au Nandos posted:The best urinals are manufactured by Dyson and are usually placed near the entrance to the bathroom. I thought those were the taint dryers? Man have I been using those wrong.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Come on. It goes: Did you get clearance from the Council of Men to release our secret mysteries? Zil posted:What about those troughs that you see at older stadiums? Where do those fit in? Those fall under the "sink" designation. But don't wash your hands, as usual.
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The MSJ posted:The real challenge is stripping to a Christian hymn or any other religious musics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFh4DtldtXs
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My only strip club experience was me and my best friend getting kicked out of one in New Orleans in 99/00 when a stripper asked him to buy her a drink. He asked her what she wanted, she rattled off something, he asked the bartender how much it cost. Bartender said $25. He said get her a water. We got thrown out. First only time I've been in one.
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Proteus Jones posted:Those fall under the "sink" designation. But don't wash your hands, as usual. Probably one of the most embarrassing things caught on video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOdmMyvzCfY  
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Jan 18, 2018 08:32
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Oh he found the Ackh Mee shrine.
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Can we honestly start calling urinals 'dick stores'? I find it very amusing.
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Dick store's laboratory
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Penpal posted:Probably one of the most embarrassing things caught on video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOdmMyvzCfY i wonder how often that happens when cameras aren't rolling
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Jan 18, 2018 09:48
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The spice must flow. (Looks like a navigator in his fishtank. Just go with it.)
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JesusGeorge posted:The spice must flow. You're dumb and wrong, because clearly you need to staaart the reactor...
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Jan 18, 2018 10:49
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It's a mirror and you are cuuUUuuuUUuursed....gently caress wrong thread.
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That picture is just begging for a photoshop thread.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:I guarantee you it's happened to Battle Hymn of the Republic/Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory multiple times in Georgia and Alabama. That song is based on John Brown's Body an anti-slavery song about how awesome John Brown was. That doesn't play well south of the Mason-Dixon.
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beanieson posted:Actually outside is best and first up for real men See he knows whats up. The world is your urinal.
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big trivia FAIL posted:My only strip club experience was me and my best friend getting kicked out of one in New Orleans in 99/00 when a stripper asked him to buy her a drink. He asked her what she wanted, she rattled off something, he asked the bartender how much it cost. Bartender said $25. He said get her a water. We got thrown out. First only time I've been in one. That's like the oldest stripper/bartender trick. They make something nonalcoholic, charge you a bunch, and pocket the difference. You know how you buy a bartender a shot? Unless you're buddies with them, or they really feel like drinking, that money is going straight into the tip jar.
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm a MAN?!? Just ask Siri "find Dicks near me" and go from there.
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Sweet, child in time.
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Infants in the Phantom Zone, what has this world come to?
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The Merkinman posted:Infants in the Phantom Zone, what has this world come to? The Inphantom Zone, obviously.
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FreudianSlippers posted:That song is based on John Brown's Body an anti-slavery song about how awesome John Brown was. That doesn't play well south of the Mason-Dixon. Battle Hymn is the tune of Georgia's and Auburn's fight songs.
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The MSJ posted:The real challenge is stripping to a Christian hymn or any other religious musics. That dog will be dead by the time he's ten, but he will die happy.
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