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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Wall not done?

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/sarahkliff/stat...r%3D1717%23pti1

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol I hope Rupert Murdoch suffers like Roger Aisles in his last days

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
like I legit hope he is on a bed of money and the money does nothing to ease his pain lmfao

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Avirosb posted:

Wall not done?

wall will be done. we

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/st...r%3D1857%23pti5

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

and mexico will pay for it, i can promise you that

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Jose posted:

i loving hope he fires kelly

taken out by the emptiest barrel of them all

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/cbudoffbrown/st...genumber%3D1718

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wonder how easy it would be to just... Tell Trump they already had a wall or something and they're very proud of him.
What's he gonna do, ask to go see it?

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jan 18, 2018

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Is this one of those million-to-one weird shot things, like Betsey DeVos somehow becoming president? I'm no Constitutional scholar, but I don't see how that would
work. The fallout would be glorious, though.

Edit: clicked through, yes, it's basically just a bullshit thought exercise. This is not a sequence of events that is going to happen, not even in our new vorovskoi mir reality.

1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed
2. Trump resigns or is impeached
3. Pence resigns or is impeached
4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and nominates Hillary Clinton as his VP
5. Ryan resigns
6. President Clinton!

Jikes fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jan 18, 2018

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
3500 pages. We did it #MAGA #pisstapewhen

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

lol Newsweek :allears:

Jikes posted:

1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed
2. Trump resigns or is impeached
3. Pence resigns or is impeached
4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and nominates Hillary Clinton as his VP
5. Ryan resigns
6. President Clinton!

There's more dudes in the line of succession and at any of those stages after 1/2 there will be a Vice President appointed immediately, so yeah no way this would ever ever happen.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hillary could have won

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I would say that people literally going mad in the streets at the announcement that Clinton was president would be pretty ball launchingly great.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Jikes posted:


1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed
2. Trump resigns or is impeached
3. Pence resigns or is impeached
4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and nominates Hillary Clinton as his VP
5. Ryan resigns
6. President Clinton!

7. Bernie nominated VP
8. Hillary locked up.
9. PRESIDENT BERNIE.

Guze fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jan 18, 2018

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Big Beef City posted:

I would say that people literally going mad in the streets at the announcement that Clinton was president would be pretty ball launchingly great.

It would be worth it just for that.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guze posted:

7. Bernie nominated VP
8. Hilary locked up.
9. PRESIDENT BERNIE.

worth it

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Jikes posted:

Is this one of those million-to-one weird shot things, like Betsey DeVos somehow becoming president? I'm no Constitutional scholar, but I don't see how that would
work. The fallout would be glorious, though.

Edit: clicked through, yes, it's basically just a bullshit thought exercise. This is not a sequence of events that is going to happen, not even in our new vorovskoi mir reality.

1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed
2. Trump resigns or is impeached
3. Pence resigns or is impeached
4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and nominates Hillary Clinton as his VP
5. Ryan resigns
6. President Clinton!

this is realistic

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Guze posted:

7. Bernie nominated VP
8. Hilary locked up.
9. PRESIDENT BERNIE.

10. President Bernie declares 'total communism now'

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Mandator posted:

10. President Bernie declares 'total communism now'

11. Bah God that's Steve Austin's music! Bernie doesn't know what's going on! Austin's right behind him, Sanders better watch his ba- OH NO! The Rattlesnake has just DDT'd Lil' Bernie into oblivion!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

poorlifedecision posted:

11. Bah God that's Steve Austin's music! Bernie doesn't know what's going on! Austin's right behind him, Sanders better watch his ba- OH NO! The Rattlesnake has just DDT'd Lil' Bernie into oblivion!

This is false.. clearly Stone Cold would Stunner Bernie's old rear end.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Mandator posted:

this is realistic

1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed
2. Trump resigns or is impeached
3. Pence resigns or is impeached
4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and is impeached
5. Orrin Hatch assumes the presidency and is impeached
6. Rex Tillerson assumes the presidency and is impeached
7. Steven Mnuchin assumes the presidency and is impeached
8. James Mattis assumes the presidency and is impeached
9. Jeff Sessions assumes the presidency and is impeached
10. Ryan Zinke assumes the presidency and is impeached
11. Sonny Perdue assumes the presidency and is impeached
12. Wilbur Ross assumes the presidency and is impeached
13. Alexander Acosta assumes the presidency and is impeached
14. Eric Hargan assumes the presidency and is impeached
15. Ben Carson is declared clinically dead and ineligible for the presidency
16. Elaine Chao assumes the presidency and is impeached
17. Rick Perry assumes the presidency and is impeached
18. President Betsy DeVos!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Jikes posted:

Is this one of those million-to-one weird shot things, like Betsey DeVos somehow becoming president? I'm no Constitutional scholar, but I don't see how that would
work. The fallout would be glorious, though.

Edit: clicked through, yes, it's basically just a bullshit thought exercise. This is not a sequence of events that is going to happen, not even in our new vorovskoi mir reality.

1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed
2. Trump resigns or is impeached
3. Pence resigns or is impeached
4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and nominates Hillary Clinton as his VP
5. Ryan resigns
6. President Clinton!

That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day and I'm sitting in a lounge filled with college students. It's legitimately more plausible that the democrats take the house, speaker Pelosi becomes president and she immediately resigns for Clinton. It's more plausible that Clinton runs again in 2020 and gets the largest electoral college win since Reagan. It's more plausible that Hillary stalks Trump on a golf course, kills him, and wears his skin to fool people. It's more plausible that Pence resigns after being caught in bed with a yearling stallion and a wacky screw up on Trump's part gets the "nomination for vice president" form mixed up with the "lock up in jail with no trial" form. It's more plausible that Clinton steals a Space-X rocket and founds her own country on Mars where she's president for life.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jikes posted:

1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed
2. Trump resigns or is impeached
3. Pence resigns or is impeached
4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and is impeached
5. Orrin Hatch assumes the presidency and is impeached
6. Rex Tillerson assumes the presidency and is impeached
7. Steven Mnuchin assumes the presidency and is impeached
8. James Mattis the presidency and is impeached
9. Jeff Sessions the presidency and is impeached
10. Ryan Zinke assumes the presidency and is impeached
11. Sonny Perdue assumes the presidency and is impeached
12. Wilbur Ross assumes the presidency and is impeached
13. Alexander Acosta assumes the presidency and is impeached
14. Eric Hargan assumes the presidency and is impeached
15. Ben Carson is declared clinically dead and ineligible for the presidency
16. Elaine Chao assumes the presidency and is impeached
17. Rick Perry assumes the presidency and is impeached
18. President Betsy DeVos!

i give it 3:1 odds

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Jikes posted:

1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed
2. Trump resigns or is impeached
3. Pence resigns or is impeached
4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and nominates JEB! as his VP
5. Ryan resigns
6. President JEB!!

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
I like that timeline. Some low energy would be nice right about now.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
KELLY: The President's border wall pledges were uninformed.
HICKS: Shh! Saying that is why they put you in here!
MILLER: <holding syringe> Did he just say The Wall is unrealistic?
HICKS: Ha, ha, no! He said The Wall is The Wall
MILLER: <squints> Hmm. Yes. The Wall IS The Wall

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Canada and Finland, the bombing starts in 5 minutes. You. Should. Have. Clapped."
End transmission.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
It's a lot more likely we'd end up with some horrendous shitbird like Robert Mercer in charge than Hillary somehow magically landing in the President seat.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Jikes posted:

I like that timeline. Some low energy would be nice right about now.

When you say low energy you mean the sun shutting off and we all freeze to death? I support this.

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Random Stranger posted:

That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day and I'm sitting in a lounge filled with college students. It's legitimately more plausible that the democrats take the house, speaker Pelosi becomes president and she immediately resigns for Clinton. It's more plausible that Clinton runs again in 2020 and gets the largest electoral college win since Reagan. It's more plausible that Hillary stalks Trump on a golf course, kills him, and wears his skin to fool people. It's more plausible that Pence resigns after being caught in bed with a yearling stallion and a wacky screw up on Trump's part gets the "nomination for vice president" form mixed up with the "lock up in jail with no trial" form. It's more plausible that Clinton steals a Space-X rocket and founds her own country on Mars where she's president for life.

Keep going I'm so close.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
So like Monday 1/22/2018 will be the first working day where all the rats can jump off the ship and dodge taxes, right? Any thoughts who goes? I keep hearing a 'tsunami' of resignations but :shrug:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Jose posted:

i loving hope he fires kelly

Short of the piss tape release, there's nothing that could be better for the lol levels in this thread or worse for the structural integrity of our balls than this.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

flashy_mcflash posted:

Short of the piss tape release, there's nothing that could be better for the lol levels in this thread or worse for the structural integrity of our balls than this.

Fire Mueller first

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
Thanks to whoever posted that Alabama sorority girl. That hit me right in the lol vein

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
Don't miss the recorded phone call on youtube, it's gold

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

In which a time travelling trump from 2025 goes back to 2013 to give advice to himself 5 years into the future

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/380327176676990977

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