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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Every now and then I reload Emperor: Battle for Dune. It's Westwood Lynchian and the Atreides are OP but goddamn that game has some fine moments. Get a Fedaykin on wormback and start eating people's spice harvesters. :2bong:

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Spinster posted:

Need to check if caption worked, please excuse me reposting this pic. :dance: it did



Can you go be fyad's headache again?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Spinster posted:

Need to check if caption worked, please excuse me reposting this pic. :dance: it did



Excellent!

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


phasmid posted:

Every now and then I reload Emperor: Battle for Dune. It's Westwood Lynchian and the Atreides are OP but goddamn that game has some fine moments. Get a Fedaykin on wormback and start eating people's spice harvesters. :2bong:

Emperor is really loving fun, but there's something about the way it's aged that makes me like Dune 2000 way more. When I can make it work anyway. Last time around here i've not been able to get the 16 bit installer to work and the only build of the game i can find that works is one that's stripped musicless and has no campaigns.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

basic hitler posted:

Emperor is really loving fun, but there's something about the way it's aged that makes me like Dune 2000 way more. When I can make it work anyway. Last time around here i've not been able to get the 16 bit installer to work and the only build of the game i can find that works is one that's stripped musicless and has no campaigns.

i preferred emperor to dune 2000 but yeah i think it's fair to say that dune 2000 has aged more gracefully. but i liked how in emperor you could ally with the various little factions.

my grandmother was a dune 2 fanatic and didn't get into the two later games

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Just got all caught up on this thread, good stuff.

Despite all its flaws I love the Lynch adaptation. The opening scene with the Emperor's court and the spacing guild showing up really captured my imagination when I saw it as a young squirt. The alarms clearing the court with all the weirdos in their weird outfits coming in, and the navigator's pod thingie was ominous as hell.

After that I read all the original books and even tried a couple of his son's but knew they were straight up garbage right off the bat.

Oddly I think Chapterhouse is my favourite out of the books, stuff really kicks off. Miles Teg owns. It just kind of sucks it ends on a cliffhanger but better that than following the BH/KJA crapfest that followed.

Thread has me excited to read through all the books again now!

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
My partner and I have been riffing on the internal thoughts of all the characters in the Lynch film all day.

One of us says something or sees something and murmurs an observation to each other. Often by working spice into it.

The film is great. It feels like you're looking into the world of ten thousand years from now without a filter.

Love the Baron. Love the Harkonnens. Love how Rabban just casually shoves one of their slaves out of the way without fanfare. Love Gurney changing into battle with a pug under his jacket. Love the weird-looking Sardaukar.

priznat posted:

Despite all its flaws I love the Lynch adaptation. The opening scene with the Emperor's court and the spacing guild showing up really captured my imagination when I saw it as a young squirt. The alarms clearing the court with all the weirdos in their weird outfits coming in, and the navigator's pod thingie was ominous as hell.

The Guild spokesperson and his weird translated mutterings is awesome.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Dune Lynch is loving incredible and I hope that the new Dune movie 1) comes out and 2) takes a whole lot from Lynch

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Milky Moor posted:

My partner and I have been riffing on the internal thoughts of all the characters in the Lynch film all day.

One of us says something or sees something and murmurs an observation to each other. Often by working spice into it.

The film is great. It feels like you're looking into the world of ten thousand years from now without a filter.

Love the Baron. Love the Harkonnens. Love how Rabban just casually shoves one of their slaves out of the way without fanfare. Love Gurney changing into battle with a pug under his jacket. Love the weird-looking Sardaukar.


The Guild spokesperson and his weird translated mutterings is awesome.

All the Guild stuff at the start is so cool because it looks like they have real jobs and stuff to do, and it makes you believe it is a real organization. Just stuff like the guys vacuuming around the navigator's pod thing, it makes sense they would be vacuuming up every little bit of spice essence that might leak out.

For me where the film goes off the rails is the big battle on Arrakis at the end where the emporer and his generals are watching it on some weird motorbike seat viewer thing, and weird poo poo like Alia waving knives around like a crazy person in slo-mo. Otherwise I dig the film a lot.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Also, having watched that film, man does Warhammer 40k owe a lot to it.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Brian Herbert is a gently caress

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


priznat posted:

For me where the film goes off the rails is the big battle on Arrakis at the end where the emporer and his generals are watching it on some weird motorbike seat viewer thing, and weird poo poo like Alia waving knives around like a crazy person in slo-mo. Otherwise I dig the film a lot.

I know that it was the best they could reasonable do but it's a huge letdown for the triumphant entry of Atreides forces through the shield wall to be tight shots of Patrick Stewart and Kyle MacLachan on top of a brown rug that moves up and down going "HAH! HAH! HAH!"

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Defiance Industries posted:

I know that it was the best they could reasonable do but it's a huge letdown for the triumphant entry of Atreides forces through the shield wall to be tight shots of Patrick Stewart and Kyle MacLachan on top of a brown rug that moves up and down going "HAH! HAH! HAH!"

Yeah it makes it really obvious where they ran out of money :haw:

It was always surprising to me what a big role Duncan Idaho plays in later books because he gets killed off pretty fast in the movie iirc.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
It's not him dude...it's his gholas who have his persona

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

JacquelineDempsey posted:

198x: Lynch says, "nah, I'll pass on that Revenge of the Jedi thing, I really wanna make Dune"
2018: Villeneuve says, "nah, I'll pass on doing the 25th Bond movie, I really wanna make Dune"

He shall know your ways, as if born to them.

to be fair from what I've heard the recent Bond movies have been gigantic shitshows behind the scenes, to the point where Daniel Craig is ready to quit the series

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

It's not him dude...it's his gholas who have his persona

Oh I know that just he seemed to be a pretty minor character who gets whacked by a handful of saudukar (or harkkonen, I forget) then they keep bringing him back. Why not Gurney for his Lute playing and pup handling skills??

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

to be fair from what I've heard the recent Bond movies have been gigantic shitshows behind the scenes, to the point where Daniel Craig is ready to quit the series

It's not just behind the scenes. Skyfall was boring and Spectre was plain stupid. I guess you mean there was a lot of contention, makes sense. I don't know why a seasoned director would want to step in on Bond, the re-launch was a disappointment and Dune will probably be a playground by comparison. Fresh, malleable and even though I see it possibly making a bunch of cash and drawing in some new fans, it'll be way easier to start up a Dune movie than to salvage where Bond is at right now.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

priznat posted:

Oh I know that just he seemed to be a pretty minor character who gets whacked by a handful of saudukar (or harkkonen, I forget) then they keep bringing him back. Why not Gurney for his Lute playing and pup handling skills??

Nah, I'm just joshin you.

Hayte was the first ghola ever to retrieve it's personality. The mentat was also by Leto' s shoulder when he was young. From the harkonnens he learned constant resistance, which is what Leto wanted for his descendants to emulate to eventually produce Siona. Plus, he was a good breeder for difficult dams.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Nah, I'm just joshin you.

Idaho was the first ghola ever to retrieve it's personality. Hayt the mentat was also by Leto' s shoulder when he was young. From the harkonnens he learned constant resistance, which is what Leto wanted for his descendants to emulate to eventually produce Siona. Plus, he was a good breeder for difficult dams.

A great callback to Messiah is the part in Heretics (I think) when the Tleilaxu council is meeting and Scytale is there. I was like "oh poo poo, of course he knows how to do it now too!"

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Milky Moor posted:

i preferred emperor to dune 2000 but yeah i think it's fair to say that dune 2000 has aged more gracefully. but i liked how in emperor you could ally with the various little factions.

my grandmother was a dune 2 fanatic and didn't get into the two later games

Your grandmother was awesome

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Improbable Lobster posted:

Dune Lynch is loving incredible and I hope that the new Dune movie 1) comes out and 2) takes a whole lot from Lynch

The director has already said he's gonna veer as much as possible from Lynch's version, which I can't agree with more.

Maybe it's b/c I only recently watched the movie after growing up with Dune, but while it does some things astoundedly well like production design and casting, I felt like it only had a passing resemblance to the political and thematically rich books. As a film adapted from a fast paced and exciting book, it also completely missed how thrilling things got, from the speed of events to how balls out adventure like the action scenes were.

Appreciate the weirdness and love Lynch's other work, but it's definitely not the definitive version of Dune.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Iron Prince posted:

Brian Herbert is a gently caress

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

I once named my download folder The Grand Shebang.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Milky Moor posted:

The Guild spokesperson and his weird translated mutterings is awesome.

I forgot how the machinery clunks and weezes, and how he(?) almost purrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGqdE1NdMTg

I did not say thiss.
I am not hearre.

though I never was a huge fan of the human-embryo-turned-huge concept

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
yeah the first time i saw that as a kid on TV i was like what the ever-loving gently caress is this

also it's not in that video, but you see one of the guild guys slip and take a nasty spill when they come through the door

here on the left side:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGygaPaneIo&t=201s

you'll never unsee it now

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The Dune movie just came on on Showtime, watching it from the jump. Never watched it all the way through.

One minute in and the opening monologue by the Princess is already a mis-step.

But gently caress that Shaddam set, freaking gorgeous.

The Guild scene is a classic for a reason, so imaginative.

So many voiceovers. I don't know if there is a way to translate Dune probably without them, but it definitely hurts this movie immensely.

The weirding modifications Lynch did to the book is understandable (I mean the books describe them basically as Dragonball moves IIRC) but good god is it loving goofy.

I should prob wrap this up b/c who the gently caress wants to read this, but the movie truly suffers from having to deliver hundreds of pages of dense machinations in a 2 and half hour movie. The dialogue is mechanical, almost completely exposition as a necessity to deliver the information needed to paint a story that really needs much more time to be delivered naturally and visually well. The classic hero's story, which is the most effective hook in Dune which Herbert uses to slip his commentary behind it, is sidelined by Lynch's dream like handling of narrative and plot. An interesting miss altogether.

And lol the Fremen are totally hosed here.

haha Lynch makes an appearance in the movie as a spice harvestor, that's hilarious.

Shageletic fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jan 19, 2018

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I forgot how the machinery clunks and weezes, and how he(?) almost purrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGqdE1NdMTg

I did not say thiss.
I am not hearre.

though I never was a huge fan of the human-embryo-turned-huge concept

I actually hate the human embryo thing. It never made sense to me how a person would turn into that and at that scale. I get deformities and mutations but that was a bit much.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Testikles posted:

I actually hate the human embryo thing. It never made sense to me how a person would turn into that and at that scale. I get deformities and mutations but that was a bit much.

There's a Guild navigator in the second book that it reminds me of though. It was called a third stage Navigator I think? And it alludes to what happens to Leto II later.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

phasmid posted:

It's not just behind the scenes. Skyfall was boring and Spectre was plain stupid.

Yeah I just straight-up didn't see Spectre after being disappointed by Skyfall and then hearing about how dumb Spectre was.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Yeah I just straight-up didn't see Spectre after being disappointed by Skyfall and then hearing about how dumb Spectre was.

:same:

Casino Royale was so good but Quantum of Solace was such a wet fart

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I'm a fan of the weird voice overs in the Lynch film. There's something slightly off about most of the acting that fits well with how intense and weird the visuals are. The short voice over before the navigator visits the emperor is pitched perfectly.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000

Shageletic posted:

There's a Guild navigator in the second book that it reminds me of though. It was called a third stage Navigator I think? And it alludes to what happens to Leto II later.

It's based very loosely on the Navigator scene in Messiah, and then Herbert just straight up went "that was pretty cool, I'll do that in my next book" after seeing the film.

Whole second half of the film is pretty much trash. You simply can't fit the imperial side and the fremens' story in one film, so they end up sort of hanging around and never being explored.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Its been forever since I've seen it but IIRC the movie also leaves out a kind of neat part from the end where during the fracas with the Emperor's forces there's a quick description of a Guild Navigator holding a hand over an eye and Paul sees that he's lost a contact lens because the eye is like solid blue.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
It would just be like humans to colonize and have proxy wars over a planet where life can't exist over some dumb finite resource. And then to create a goddamn religion around the scarcity of tgat resource, and fetishism everything around.

Yeah, that's genetic.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Are there any good audio book versions if the trilogy and god emperor? I'm a dune virgin and I want those worms inside me. Through my ears

ovenboy
Nov 16, 2014

Which version of the Lynch movie should I watch?

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Villain though he is, the Baron is a great character by virtue of being a truly competent, and thus truly frightening, adversary.

Everyone seems to forget that the Baron Harkonnen loving won.

He manipulated the Emperor, who loved Leto Atreides as a son, into handing the Duke a trap and backing up the trap-setter with the most fearsome warriors the Empire had produced to ensure the Duke would be caught in it. He broke Suk conditioning - conditioning considered so thorough and complete that the concept of breaking it was inconceivable - to produce a mole that no one chose to suspect. He utterly annihilated the Atreides family and Dukedom, and if it weren't for the special circumstances surrounding Paul then the last dregs of the family would have lived their lives out as smugglers and outcasts without ever rising to challenge him again. Thufir Hawat had every reason to hate the Baron and would have taken every opportunity he could to destroy the Baron - and the Baron outwitted and outplotted the most feared and respected Master of Assassins in the Empire so hard that Thufir became not only the Baron's own personal Mentat but a staunch ally of Feyd-Rautha. And it was painfully obvious that the Baron was setting Feyd up to be the next Padishah Emperor, with the most feared and respected Master of Assassins at his back and a fief-complete of Arrakis to ensure enough economic leverage to make it possible, and thus fulfill his own personal ambition of placing a Harkonnen on the throne.

The Baron. loving. Won.

His only failing was the same failing that pretty much every other major character in the book had - he failed to forsee the Kwisatz Haderach coming and steamrolling the Empire into utter submission.

gently caress you, Lynch, and your floating fat man. The Baron is not a joke. The Baron is terrifying and dangerous, and every scene should have been filled with menace. Watching the Baron on screen should have felt exactly like watching a hungry tiger take notice of you and start licking his chops, and the viewer should have felt grateful that the Baron was on the other side of the screen and not real.

rndmnmbr fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Jan 20, 2018

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Are there any good audio book versions if the trilogy and god emperor? I'm a dune virgin and I want those worms inside me. Through my ears

There's one of the first book on Archive.org that ain't bad.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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rndmnmbr posted:

Everyone seems to forget that the Baron Harkonnen loving won.

He manipulated the Emperor, who loved Leto Atreides as a son, into handing the Duke a trap and backing up the trap-setter with the most fearsome warriors the Empire had produced to ensure the Duke would be caught in it. He broke Suk conditioning - conditioning considered so thorough and complete that the concept of breaking it was inconceivable - to produce a mole that no one chose to suspect. He utterly annihilated the Atreides family and Dukedom, and if it weren't for the special circumstances surrounding Paul then the last dregs of the family would have lived their lives out as smugglers and outcasts without ever rising to challenge him again. Thufir Hawat had every reason to hate the Baron and would have taken every opportunity he could to destroy the Baron - and the Baron outwitted and outplotted the most feared and respected Master of Assassins in the Empire so hard that Thufir became not only the Baron's own personal Mentat but a staunch ally of Feyd-Rautha. And it was painfully obvious that the Baron was setting Feyd up to be the next Padishah Emperor, with the most feared and respected Master of Assassins at his back and a fief-complete of Arrakis to ensure enough economic leverage to make it possible, and thus fulfill his own personal ambition of placing a Harkonnen on the throne.

The Baron. loving. Won.

His only failing was the same failing that pretty much every other major character in the book had - he failed to forsee the Kwisatz Haderach coming and steamrolling the Empire into utter submission.

gently caress you, Lynch, and your floating fat man. The Baron is not a joke. The Baron is terrifying and dangerous, and every scene should have been filled with menace. Watching the Baron on screen should have felt exactly like watching a hungry tiger take notice of you and start licking his chops, and the viewer should have felt grateful that the Baron was on the other side of the screen and not real.

This is a good post, but unfortunately most of the clever stuff happened before the book started. So even book readers mainly just get him going ahhhhhhhhh and strangling kittens.

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