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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


If you have a BA what would you enlist when you can get a commission

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GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
edit: nah

GREAT SATAN fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Dec 28, 2020

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

GREAT SATAN posted:

if only I could roll back the hands of time my man

don't re-enlist. get out and if you really, really can't handle it, find a way back in on the O side.

i think you're just worried about stability. do you have the GI Bill? go get a degree (or masters) that is worth a poo poo and get some civilian employment that will pay more and treat you better.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


GREAT SATAN posted:

if only I could roll back the hands of time my man

You can take a commission now if you feel the need to stay in. Don't re-enlist imo. Commission or get out.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
And FFS have a plan on how to actually maximize the time you're buying yourself. Wring every benefit you can out of it, get every cert/qual/paper you can.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Unless something's changed you could extend 6 months to get your poo poo altogether. Then use GI Bill/unemployment/use your clearance if you have one to get a gig that doesn't so closely resemble hell.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
What MOS and what timeframe are you looking at?
If you want to do "computers" get yourself ccent or security+ in like a week of studying and start filling out applications. Even completely online schools still get you $850 BAH at 100% if you're worried about going full time.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The Sec+ test is changing drastically in June and will be easier with more memory game questions and less questions that make you think.

Hamlet442
Mar 2, 2008
Just to give an opinion opposite of what everybody else is, staying in isn't so bad. I work roughly 745 to 3 every day with an hour or two lunch whenever I feel like. I supervise one person and he's really chill with no drama. I'm paid $70k a year as an E6 and about 1/3rd of that isn't even taxable. I pay very little for medical care for my family of five (I know it's not the best but we get what we need when we ask for it). I'm almost guaranteed a promotion as long as I'm not complete fuckup and an annual pay raise for basically breathing. Every year I'm expected to pass a PT test, write the occasional package for my subordinate if he's deserving, show up to boring rear end meetings and conferences, and dumbass CBTs, formations, etc. But overall, it really isn't that bad. It's a lot of inconvenience of my time and the occasional effort, but that's about it.

Obviously this is all specific to my situation and doesn't reflect the bullshit you may have to go through. I think that I've made the American Dream by getting paid a lot to do very little with low expectations. I don't have a degree and my experience doesn't translate to much other than being a fat, bearded contractor doing the same thing praying that my pay doesn't fluctuate or my job gets cut every time the contract renewal comes up.

Just something to think about.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Counterpoint: I didn't see my kid for 3 years.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
So you get a commission, go to BOLC or whatever your branches officer training is, get out at like 3 or 4 pm when you're not in the field. While in between follow on courses you'll show up for PT and 0930 formation and then have the rest of the day off to jerk off, go to the gym, see what there is to do in Columbus, GA (hint:nothing, burn this city to the ground), go to the gym, jerk off. You might accumulate 3 months of jerking off before you're done with your follow on schools and go to your first duty station.

You'll get to your first duty station and mostly likely end up on staff working with a bunch of other LT's and some CPT's. Depending on where you're stationed you may or may not be surrounded by a bunch of socially awkward academy grads that make you cringe every time you see them interact with somebody that isn't an officer. If you're at Lewis, Carson, Germany or Italy you're probably swamped by West Pointers.

Eventually you'll be sent down to a platoon to be a PL. This is the most fun part. If you're not a dickbag you'll enjoy working with your NCO's and PSG, and non shitbag soldiers. On the other hand, you'll constantly be tasked to do things that seem like a tremendous waste of time. You WILL waste a tremendous amount of time as a PL. Whether it's standing around twiddling your thumbs in the motor pool watching oil stains grow because your new BN leadership come from an ABCT or waiting for your soldiers to print out AT lvl 1 certs from a printer 2 miles from the computer they're using, you are going to waste a lot of time. And here's some free chicken as the Army likes to say: right click somebody's name on their AT lvl 1 cert, click edit text, and then have one your NCO's fill in everybody's name to print off. Congratulations, you and your platoon never have to do 90% of online training ever again.

And then there's all the personal issues you have to deal with like divorces, DUI's, drug dealing, theft, whatever. If one of your soldiers farts you better have a counselling ready.

So, what I'm trying to get at is this: gently caress the Army.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mustang posted:

So you get a commission, go to BOLC or whatever your branches officer training is, get out at like 3 or 4 pm when you're not in the field. While in between follow on courses you'll show up for PT and 0930 formation and then have the rest of the day off to jerk off, go to the gym, see what there is to do in Columbus, GA (hint:nothing, burn this city to the ground), go to the gym, jerk off. You might accumulate 3 months of jerking off before you're done with your follow on schools and go to your first duty station.

You'll get to your first duty station and mostly likely end up on staff working with a bunch of other LT's and some CPT's. Depending on where you're stationed you may or may not be surrounded by a bunch of socially awkward academy grads that make you cringe every time you see them interact with somebody that isn't an officer. If you're at Lewis, Carson, Germany or Italy you're probably swamped by West Pointers.

Eventually you'll be sent down to a platoon to be a PL. This is the most fun part. If you're not a dickbag you'll enjoy working with your NCO's and PSG, and non shitbag soldiers. On the other hand, you'll constantly be tasked to do things that seem like a tremendous waste of time. You WILL waste a tremendous amount of time as a PL. Whether it's standing around twiddling your thumbs in the motor pool watching oil stains grow because your new BN leadership come from an ABCT or waiting for your soldiers to print out AT lvl 1 certs from a printer 2 miles from the computer they're using, you are going to waste a lot of time. And here's some free chicken as the Army likes to say: right click somebody's name on their AT lvl 1 cert, click edit text, and then have one your NCO's fill in everybody's name to print off. Congratulations, you and your platoon never have to do 90% of online training ever again.

And then there's all the personal issues you have to deal with like divorces, DUI's, drug dealing, theft, whatever. If one of your soldiers farts you better have a counselling ready.

So, what I'm trying to get at is this: gently caress the Army.

Lol

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mustang posted:

So you get a commission, go to BOLC or whatever your branches officer training is, get out at like 3 or 4 pm when you're not in the field. While in between follow on courses you'll show up for PT and 0930 formation and then have the rest of the day off to jerk off, go to the gym, see what there is to do in Columbus, GA (hint:nothing, burn this city to the ground), go to the gym, jerk off. You might accumulate 3 months of jerking off before you're done with your follow on schools and go to your first duty station.

You'll get to your first duty station and mostly likely end up on staff working with a bunch of other LT's and some CPT's. Depending on where you're stationed you may or may not be surrounded by a bunch of socially awkward academy grads that make you cringe every time you see them interact with somebody that isn't an officer. If you're at Lewis, Carson, Germany or Italy you're probably swamped by West Pointers.

Eventually you'll be sent down to a platoon to be a PL. This is the most fun part. If you're not a dickbag you'll enjoy working with your NCO's and PSG, and non shitbag soldiers. On the other hand, you'll constantly be tasked to do things that seem like a tremendous waste of time. You WILL waste a tremendous amount of time as a PL. Whether it's standing around twiddling your thumbs in the motor pool watching oil stains grow because your new BN leadership come from an ABCT or waiting for your soldiers to print out AT lvl 1 certs from a printer 2 miles from the computer they're using, you are going to waste a lot of time. And here's some free chicken as the Army likes to say: right click somebody's name on their AT lvl 1 cert, click edit text, and then have one your NCO's fill in everybody's name to print off. Congratulations, you and your platoon never have to do 90% of online training ever again.

And then there's all the personal issues you have to deal with like divorces, DUI's, drug dealing, theft, whatever. If one of your soldiers farts you better have a counselling ready.

So, what I'm trying to get at is this: gently caress the Army.

Saving this post for science

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
edit: nah

GREAT SATAN fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Dec 28, 2020

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008
you know when you see a dejected teenager explaining how everyone is fake and everything is bullshit and nobody understands and it's like chill out little guy, you got plenty of terrible years ahead of you don't let this little poo poo get you down

nescience
Jan 24, 2011

h'okay

Mustang posted:

And here's some free chicken as the Army likes to say: right click somebody's name on their AT lvl 1 cert, click edit text, and then have one your NCO's fill in everybody's name to print off. Congratulations, you and your platoon never have to do 90% of online training ever again.

If anyone's still in, try to get your certs from JKO instead of ATRS(w/e that poo poo is called), they save their PDFs in layers, so you can just download the background image, and then use Photoshop or something to rename the cert to w/e peron's name is, and/or rename the title of the certs. Used to have a template so my team would have 100% annual training within 30 minutes.

If you spam click on "Next" for JKO content before the page fully loads, it'll skip to the next page and still be 100% green on your progress, keep pressing next until you get to the test page. Most JKO tests are multiple choice questions with 1k tries to complete one; just go down the page, check the 1st bubble on your first pass, 2nd bubble on your 2nd pass, so on, correct answers won't be re-asked on your next pass.. There's a few questions that switches, just figure those out. But generally speaking you should finish the test in 4-6 passes.

They finally fixed the bypass glitch on the DoD annual cyber awareness BS, but I'm out, so....

quote:

So, what I'm trying to get at is this: gently caress the Army.

Dominoes
Sep 20, 2007

Hey dudes; having a hard time getting a straight answer on BRS. Does the gov match 5% of your base pay, or total? Ie when I go to mypay, login and click TSP, should I put 5% in each box under the Traditional column, or just the base pay? I'm using the TSP only for the match, and keeping the rest in a non-gov IRA.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Dominoes posted:

Hey dudes; having a hard time getting a straight answer on BRS. Does the gov match 5% of your base pay, or total? Ie when I go to mypay, login and click TSP, should I put 5% in each box under the Traditional column, or just the base pay? I'm using the TSP only for the match, and keeping the rest in a non-gov IRA.

Base pay, emphasis mine

http://militarypay.defense.gov/Port...2-15-093233-913

quote:

 Service Automatic (1%) Contributions. If you opt into the BRS, your service will
begin contributing an amount equal to 1% of your basic pay into your TSP
account each month. This does not come out of your pay. It’s called a Service
Automatic (1%) Contribution and it begins immediately. If you enter service on
or after Jan. 1, 2018, you must wait 60 days before the Service Automatic (1%)
Contribution starts.
 Service Matching Contributions. In addition, if you opt into BRS and elect to
contribute a portion of your own pay into your TSP account, your service will
match up to an additional 4% of your basic pay
. No matter how much you
contribute of your own pay, you can only receive a maximum contribution from
your service of an amount equal to 5% of your basic pay. If you enter service on
or after January 1, 2018, you will begin receiving Service Matching Contributions
after completing two years of service. Service members who opt into BRS will
begin receiving Service Matching Contributions immediately.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
I feel like I want to stay in 20, but there might be bazillion reasons out there that'd change it, against my will or otherwise. Should I opt into BRS? I feel like I should. In case I do, 40 percent of base pay is still pretty decent, plus I have my TSP. I know this is a very broad question, but I'm having a hard time right now deciding.

Dominoes
Sep 20, 2007

Thanks dude; spot on. Should I put 4%, or 5% into the box to get the full match and no more?

Any tricks to getting a TSP account while deployed? Customer service told me wait a few pay periods, then have someone at home sort through my mail and forward me the login info which will eventually arrive.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Vahakyla posted:

I feel like I want to stay in 20, but there might be bazillion reasons out there that'd change it, against my will or otherwise. Should I opt into BRS? I feel like I should. In case I do, 40 percent of base pay is still pretty decent, plus I have my TSP. I know this is a very broad question, but I'm having a hard time right now deciding.

The likelyhood of you staying until 20 years is not high. Half of GiP probably thought they'd stay for 20 early in their careers until they hit a wall and noped the gently caress out. Go for the BRS so you walk away with something.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DoktorLoken posted:

The likelyhood of you staying until 20 years is not high. Half of GiP probably thought they'd stay for 20 early in their careers until they hit a wall and noped the gently caress out. Go for the BRS so you walk away with something.

That’s my thought on it too.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

DoktorLoken posted:

The likelyhood of you staying until 20 years is not high. Half of GiP probably thought they'd stay for 20 early in their careers until they hit a wall and noped the gently caress out. Go for the BRS so you walk away with something.

I’d say anyone less than halfway to retirement already should do this.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
I just need a confirmation on my thoughts on the BRS in regards to Guard/Reserves:

Basically it sucks for the reserve components, right? A normal year with no deployments nets me, say $10k. With max contributions on my part, the gov will only match $500 that year, right? It just doesn’t seem worth it to trade 20% of your pension for that tiny contribution.

It seems great for active duty folks who probably won’t stay the full 20, but Guard/Reserves just don’t make enough at drill and AT over a given year for it to be worth it. I feel like I’m missing something, because this never came up during the briefings or CBT, and I have guys strongly considering it.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
I already contribute 5 percent of my base pay that's divided between C-fund and one lifecycle fund, too. Hmm, I guess that's it, I'll go opt-in in MyPay.

EDIT: Done. Thanks guys.

Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Jan 9, 2018

Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014
Any Marines here know anyone who went from fleet infantry to security forces (not MSG)? Or anyone who has been a red hat in Bridgeport? About to round out first deployment and wanted to get an idea of what my options are before I talk to the career planner.

Banana Man
Oct 2, 2015

mm time 2 gargle piss and shit
35 with a family how dumb is it to join (no degree but ems certs)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What branch what job.

Not gonna lie... it wasn’t easy leaving my family for a bit but I am just in the reserves. Active duty would be pretty rough.
That said the family health benefits ain’t bad.

Banana Man
Oct 2, 2015

mm time 2 gargle piss and shit
Navy, Mass Communications Specialist or Hospital Corpsman (until I hear how awful each one is)

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Okay it depends, I take it there is some lack of optiosn ahead of you, and it’s why you are considering? Navy probably isn’t too bad overall.

As an older family man, the initial separation of basic and advanced training was a lot more than I initially thought. Just be prepares to be separated completely from your family for 6-8 months. It’s something that sinks in way too late.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Banana Man posted:

Navy, Mass Communications Specialist or Hospital Corpsman (until I hear how awful each one is)

I know a mass comm guys. He enjoyed it so much he suggested his brother do it too. They still talk so I guess it’s really not that bad. They let him keep his rate when he went reserves and now he just takes photos of us “working”.

MesquiteLog
Dec 8, 2009
Any South Carolina guard here?

I just moved here and will likely have to switch branches to transfer, we all know that usually means going to combat arms, ugh. Any units or branches to outright avoid in this state?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

GreglFaggins posted:

Any South Carolina guard here?

I just moved here and will likely have to switch branches to transfer, we all know that usually means going to combat arms, ugh. Any units or branches to outright avoid in this state?

I don't know who to avoid, but here's something that's down there:

SCNG has the 263rd AAMDC (Army Air And Missile Defense Command). It is technically combat arms, but it's not grunt poo poo. There should be 14G and 14S slots a-plenty down there. Members of 263rd AAMDC can expect rotations to the national capital region as well as shorter activations for presidential packages when the president travels to set up things like sentinel radars, Avengers, or just to tie in to other radar networks. They also support some stuff like rotations to Europe or, to a lesser extent, rotations to Iraq/Afghanistan to do C-RAM.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

GreglFaggins posted:

Any South Carolina guard here?

I just moved here and will likely have to switch branches to transfer, we all know that usually means going to combat arms, ugh. Any units or branches to outright avoid in this state?

There's always the Air Guard...

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

mlmp08 posted:

I don't know who to avoid, but here's something that's down there:

SCNG has the 263rd AAMDC (Army Air And Missile Defense Command). It is technically combat arms, but it's not grunt poo poo. There should be 14G and 14S slots a-plenty down there. Members of 263rd AAMDC can expect rotations to the national capital region ...

All I know about the 263rd is my initial impression of them during a yellow ribbon but getting sent to the capital for six months every other year sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Granted they were all SNCOs and O4+ so good luck getting into that rotation if you aren't in the good old boys club.

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
If I have a choice between enlisting in the Air Force, or becoming a commissioned officer in the Army (coming in with a bachelor's degree), what's better?

I mean, I would prefer to become an officer in the Air Force, but the recruiters have been giving me a difficult time. Should I just keep pushing them on it?

*Better, as in, not being completely miserable

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

:thunk:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh god

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Yes, I know: "Don't enter."

Just assume I have no choice.

EDIT: If I request AFOQT, and get a qualifying score, am I basically eligible for the rest of the Officer screening process? I already took the ASVAB and got an extremely good score.

The Unholy Ghost fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jan 21, 2018

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I just posted this in the AF thread, but this is a good spot for it too.

That recruiter probably doesn't deal with officers joining. He doesn't want to lose you for his quota. It's that simple. Get the contact info for your area's officer accessions recruiter. Might still be an enlisted person, but the process is different enough that the AF splits them up.

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