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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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RolandTower
Nov 19, 2003

Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina
Bleak Gremlin

Seeing as both shellfish and ginseing are folk medicine aphrodesiacs, I am assuming this one’s intentional.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Misread 'Quaker' as 'Wanker' before I'd even seen the rest. This thread has corrupted me.

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!


From a children's counting book

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




ha ha, hot DOG

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ima Giraffe posted:



From a children's counting book

I guess that proves which way dogs wear their pants.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Kinda want this for my basement bar bathroom

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

What do you expect, hiring a Jewish plumber?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
I slapped a brita on it but the water still smells like chlorine.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Can you get spherical tap handles to complete the look?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
A pen island cake or a prelude to bucakie?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Th-the black forest is cold this time of year

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


Nuts and gummy, together at last.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

I may have posted this in here before but Danish Haribo have these scissors:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

wayfinder posted:

I may have posted this in here before but Danish Haribo have these scissors:


Phallic shape aside, it seems pretty messed up encouraging eating scissors.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Man you should see the bears

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017



would

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

wayfinder posted:

I may have posted this in here before but Danish Haribo have these scissors:



"Kids and grown-ups love it so" a most problematic message.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Oh, we are all about problematic sweets slogans this side of the pond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9BBLSZZdQ

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
It's full of peppery goodness?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
"Cadbury", I think it is supposed to be, but it certainly sounds like peppery.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Some of the Sheep posted:

"Kids and grown-ups love it so" a most problematic message.

shut up and gimme candy

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Former DILF posted:

shut up and gimme candy

But you're not forums poster 'Gimme the GODDAMN CANDY!' ???

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Ok.

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


left_unattended posted:

I had to read that 3 times to make sure it was what I thought it was. Still a trip seeing something so Kiwi in the wild.

Ahah it does say kakapo! I was thinking “who the gently caress spells capo with a k? And who draws capos in comics?” My brain un-autocorrected hard.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
Huh, the only funko pop I've ever considered buying.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




can i see that from above

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

gently caress, I laughed.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

She's cute enough. And flexible. So there's a dong....

(I have been single WAY too long.)

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