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The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Motor cops are fine and good people.

Thinblueline, 1*, blessed be the peacemakers, etc etc

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uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
Motorcycle cops seem like an obsolete holdover. Make a traffic stop or run a plate that hits on a stolen car, they may make a stop but then what? Wait for a car to arrive to put the perp in? Sure as heck shouldn't commit to a chase on a motorcycle given how recklessly dangerous pursuits are.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Someone post the motorcycle cop body cam video

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:

Someone post the motorcycle cop body cam video

The Finnish one? Because that was pretty rad.

https://youtu.be/bgo9Dl2gsqM

Flikken fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jan 15, 2018

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
or maybe this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23i-BvSZqzU

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
In the town I live in motors are 100% traffic cops and the biggest dick bags. Where I worked they mostly patrolled the walking mall and broke up fights and arrested maybe like 2 people a year. The ones where I live ride little crotch rockets. The ones where I worked ride Harleys.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

When I hear "motor cop video" I just assume South Africa.

:nms:
https://youtu.be/Lncmj1DRPPA

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
YET MORE POLICE BRUTALITY


https://i.imgur.com/Q7Ldwvn.gifv

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
e: would love the audio to this ^^^

Oh man that bike cop rolled up on the perps with an empty gun. Rolled the dice, and came out a winner!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

I've watched that over and over again and I'm dying each time.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

This is amazing


E: Oh hey I got my name back :toot:

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Our motors guys are chill as hell, they only write tickets if the driver is an rear end in a top hat (or has a warrant/no insurance/etc).

I thought Saturday was my last shift, and I was going to turn in my badge and gun today, but now NW Louisiana is covered in snow. One last shift dealing with MVAs.

One last shift.

If I don't post here again, know that I was one day from retirement freedom.

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

uncle w benefits posted:

e: would love the audio to this ^^^





https://twitter.com/Lizzleeeee/status/951649331970527232

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Flikken posted:

The Finnish one? Because that was pretty rad.

https://youtu.be/bgo9Dl2gsqM

Wtf

That dude could’ve been the murderer of the parliament and the chase was still dumb.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




Somehow even better than I hoped.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
First time i’ve seen it with audio and it’s even better.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
What is the WORST reason y'all have heard for committing a crime? As bad as this?


http://www.newser.com/story/254297/house-fire-indirectly-caused-by-fart-cops.html

quote:

Police say a prank a decade ago led to an act of arson Tuesday in Washington state. KIMA reports Joel Cruz was at his parents house alone when police say he put a pot of vegetable oil on the stove, turned up the burner, and left. The resulting fire severely damaged the home. Police say Cruz told them he did it because he was mad thinking about his brother farting in his face a decade earlier. He also reportedly told police he heard voices in his head. Police gave Cruz a mental evaluation and tried to admit him to a state hospital but were unable to do so because he was determined to be a danger to himself and others.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Reign Of Pain posted:

What is the WORST reason y'all have heard for committing a crime? As bad as this?


http://www.newser.com/story/254297/house-fire-indirectly-caused-by-fart-cops.html

Aaron Bander and Suzi Le in Everett WA...

Kidnapped a homeless girl, tortured over days, murdered her, over maybe stealing a necklace... He also tried to shooting it out with the arresting deputies(he had a sawed off 20 in his pants and he tried to draw down when the deputies pounced on him). He got 20 years, in 2007, with time served, and good time I think he’ll be out in 2021. Yay.

I was a CO in Everett and had him in one of my modules. He came to me in tears one day, literally, because his commissary order hadn’t included his spicy ramen noodles he’d ordered.

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/sultan-man-convicted-of-killing-homeless-teen/

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
my name is detective john kimble

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Dingleberry posted:

Aaron Bander and Suzi Le in Everett WA...

Kidnapped a homeless girl, tortured over days, murdered her, over maybe stealing a necklace... He also tried to shooting it out with the arresting deputies(he had a sawed off 20 in his pants and he tried to draw down when the deputies pounced on him). He got 20 years, in 2007, with time served, and good time I think he’ll be out in 2021. Yay.

I was a CO in Everett and had him in one of my modules. He came to me in tears one day, literally, because his commissary order hadn’t included his spicy ramen noodles he’d ordered.

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/sultan-man-convicted-of-killing-homeless-teen/

Killed over a necklace and cries over ramen. I think he's gonna need more than 14 to re-evaluate his priorities.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Those assholes better not shut down the government. I have a active and lavish lifestyle i need to maintain and that costs money. loving going to extra suck as i just started a 2 month gs13 detail too :(

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Get off the teat of big government!

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Reign Of Pain posted:

What is the WORST reason y'all have heard for committing a crime? As bad as this?

Not a crime per se, but we had a guy commit suicide because he couldn't get a coffee. He got to Starbucks, realized that the store was closed, and then shot himself in the head. Guess he really wanted that pumpkin spice latte.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
loving Starbucks 1:0 against cops

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Probably kept the store closed longer too

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
They should commemorate the bloodied crime scene with an Autumn Red Latte

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
A woman attempted suicide today by shooting herself in the cheek like ed norton in fight club. When that didn’t work she drove up to the top of a bridge and jumped off about 160 feet into the Mississippi River. Then she swam to the nearest tug boat & they just brought her to shore like it was no big deal.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Pretty sure she’s a robot sent here to protect John Connor. We get suicides jump off this bridge all the time and usually the fall kills them, but occasionally some do survive that only to drown in the truly outrageous current of the Mississippi.

Not this chick.

beanieson fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 22, 2018

threelemmings
Dec 4, 2007
A jellyfish!
I can appreciate that at that point she just gave up and said gently caress it, and swam to safety.


My favorite was a fella who shot himself in the head three times.

First one missed
Second one skimmed around skull and just left a superficial curved track across his head
Third one was a misloaded round (.25 in a .22 or something retarded like that) which fired but got stuck in the barrel, poking him in the temple but did nothing

Poor guy too incompetent to even kill himself.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

threelemmings posted:

I can appreciate that at that point she just gave up and said gently caress it, and swam to safety.


I'm pretty sure the absolute majority of people who attempt suicide regret it immediately after, like while they're falling from the bridge or whatever.

threelemmings
Dec 4, 2007
A jellyfish!
I would think the moment for regrets would have occurred after she shot herself in the face.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Syncopated posted:

I'm pretty sure the absolute majority of people who attempt suicide regret it immediately after, like while they're falling from the bridge or whatever.

That's what it looked like for a few of them in The Bridge. Its a doc where the filmmaker set up a camera to record a popular jump off spot on The Golden Gate Bridge. I remember watching this one guy who seemed to be in a argument on the phone. He hung up, took of his baseball cap, set it down, put his sunglasses in the hat along with his phone and then just climbed up on the railing and jumped cartwheeling his arms all the way down. I bet most of them regret jumping when they drown since the jump doesn't usually kill them outright.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

quote:

They want you to know the overwhelming emotion they both had the moment their fingertips left the railing.

"The millisecond my legs cleared it, the millisecond of true free fall, instant regret for my actions," said Kevin.

Ken had a startlingly similar experience: "I just vaulted over, and I realized, at that moment, this is the stupidest thing I could have done. Everything could have changed."



Two Golden gate jumpers who survived

Really good read: https://www.google.com/amp/6abc.com/amp/society/second-chances-i-survived-jumping-off-the-golden-gate-bridge/2020159/

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jan 23, 2018

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
My brother saw a guy jump out of a tenth floor window. He broke all kinds of bones, but survived in large part due to not clearing a balcony, and thus landing on soft-ish tar roofing rather than concrete. He had a similar feeling of instantaneous regret and realizing that jumping out of a window for failing a college class was a bad idea and did some outreach/awareness for suicidal ideation treatment and stress management after he had some recovery time.

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle

mlmp08 posted:

My brother saw a guy jump out of a tenth floor window. He broke all kinds of bones, but survived in large part due to not clearing a balcony, and thus landing on soft-ish tar roofing rather than concrete. He had a similar feeling of instantaneous regret and realizing that jumping out of a window for failing a college class was a bad idea and did some outreach/awareness for suicidal ideation treatment and stress management after he had some recovery time.

He was Japanese?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

uncle w benefits posted:

He was Japanese?

Nah.

He was Chinese or Taiwanese.

IIRC, less than a year later, an American in the same situation murdered his girlfriend and then failed to murder his professor.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
There’s a guy in my town who very obviously sustained some sort of facial trauma- my deputy buddy responded a few years back to a 911 complaint from a neighbor who heard muffled screaming from an apt in his complex. Dude put a .308 under his chin and canoed his lower face, up to his nose. Survived, never lost consciousness, then began “yelling” for help. Friend said is sound like somebody yelling “helmphhhh” through a wet blanket... I’m sure that dude has some regrets.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

NBC4 posted:


Proposed bill in Virginia would require fee to access obscene internet content


The bill would require a filter for providers of devices that have access to the internet like your phone or computer. Users who are of legal age would have to pay a $20 fee to remove the filter on any new device bought.


Time to put in for the new Porn Enforcement Unit. Detective Whip with PENUS is here to check your internets.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/aestheticnon/status/934817730980704257

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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
You don't even have to gently caress the police, must will just take an OTPHJ.

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