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Garrand posted:I'm really looking forward to end of the year statistics on Tide related hospitalizations. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/952222984458199040 quote:Last year, U.S. poison control centers received reports of more than 10,500 children younger than 5 who were exposed to the capsules. The same year, nearly 220 teens were reportedly exposed, and about 25 percent of those cases were intentional, according to data from the American Association of Poison Control Centers.
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Phanatic posted:"You must log in to do that."  There's pages and pages of responses like that from the official Tide twitter account.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:How and why is this suddenly a thing?! The bright color, the firmness, the texture, the weight, you basically couldn't design something better to convince your monkey brain that the thing in your hand is a delicious fruit at the height of ripeness that should be eaten immediately.
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After that loving stupid magnet recall, maybe this will be enough to get America to collectively say "Look, if you're a loving moron I'm sorry but we are not going to issue a ban on a perfectly useful product."
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Because teenagers are loving stupid
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It happened because some idiot news station was all "OH MY GOD WE DON'T HAVE ANY NEWS BUT HEY LIKE FIVE OR SO KIDS DIE A YEAR FROM TIDE PODS EVERYONE PANIC!" then people started panicking and people started making fun of people panicking and now here we are with a ton more people eating pods because some dumb newscaster was bored.
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I saw somewhere that glue sniffing started that way too
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That's pretty much how the satanic panic got started. Now I worship Satan.
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Wow, wait til you guys hear about the Gorilla Channel Yeah, pluto.tv actually made one after that twitter joke got passed around. But I don't mind about that. I actually put it on from time to time.
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I'm looking forward to the Tide class action lawsuit and later introduction of the "meme evidence rule."
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Wow, wait til you guys hear about the Gorilla Channel Prime 8 is fantastic
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I prefer Chimpin' Ain't Easy.
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fishtobaskets posted:Because teenagers are loving stupid fishtobaskets posted:Because teenagers are loving stupid fishtobaskets posted:Because teenagers are loving stupid
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Jan 19, 2018 04:59
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Sorry you didn't get laid in highschool. 
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Super Grocery Kart posted:Is this the actual sign? I’ve seen it multiple times now in different pictures. There’s a Smashburger in the next town over but I haven’t been by there recently.
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These new hairstyles are getting weird 
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Which do you think will be banned in the US first: Bump stocks, AR-15s, or Tide Pods?
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Jamesman posted:Which do you think will be banned in the US first: Bump stocks, AR-15s, or Tide Pods? With any luck, teenagers.
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Parallelolamb
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Knormal posted:Parallelolamb Lol
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Halloween took a dark turn for ol’ Mister Bibs
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Jamesman posted:Which do you think will be banned in the US first: Bump stocks, AR-15s, or Tide Pods? The right to clean clothes are not protected in the Constitution. 
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Bobby Digital posted:Halloween took a dark turn for ol’ Mister Bibs It's pretty accurate, even before I learned that my disease prevents me from eating hotdogs. Three? Damned right I'd be terrified (and Batman is a terrified child-man) of eating that much in one sitting.
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Away all Goats posted:These new hairstyles are getting weird Yo, gimme that Olimar haircut
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Not gonna lie, I'd give Laurel Slutsky my number too.
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Inspector 34 posted:Not gonna lie, I'd give Laurel Slutsky my number too. She certain seems keen to swallow things.
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Have a cat grenade
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Karate Bastard posted:Have a cat grenade What a sourpuss.
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Monkey Brains are easy to fool. Case in point, a Mexican (?) company that makes floor cleaner products got a lot of flak for making this: because people kept confusing it for Gatorade or something and drinking it.
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I was in a grocery store in Italy and they had sodas and lemonade right next to the liquid soap and other cleaning products. From a distance it was hard to tell which was which.
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Collateral Damage posted:From a distance it was hard to tell which was which. Oh poo poo, that's how I make my drinking choices! *a line of plastic bottles with colourful liquids inside appears on the ridge* "Hmm, I'll have the tall one on the end there."
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Jamesman posted:Which do you think will be banned in the US first: Bump stocks, AR-15s, or Tide Pods? There’s probably been more injuries from Tide Pods than AR-15s honestly.
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chitoryu12 posted:There’s probably been more injuries from Tide Pods than AR-15s honestly. To be fair, AR-15s are a lot less likely to trigger your monkey brain into eating them
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Lobok posted:Oh poo poo, that's how I make my drinking choices! You do understand that not every product has english labels in them, and that small children cannot read, and the elderly tend to have poor vision so they cannot read the fine print? I am 30-something guy and once thought I bought a water bottle from one Italian railway station, but the contents turned out to be some godafwul-tasting soda made from some goddamn flower petals and roots (after I googled what the gently caress it was that I took a sip of). The bottle was in the same freezer with the actual water bottles, and had a picture of snowy mountains, bubbly fountain and a patch of flowers in it, and no word besides italian in it. I was in a hurry and just snagged the first "water bottle" I saw.
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chitoryu12 posted:There’s probably been more injuries from Tide Pods than AR-15s honestly. wayfinder posted:To be fair, AR-15s are a lot less likely to trigger your monkey brain into eating them
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wayfinder posted:To be fair, AR-15s are a lot less likely to trigger your monkey brain into eating them Yeah it's really my higher brain functions that keep pushing that agenda. Monkey brain is all "nooooo there's still pizza and someone may touch your dick again someday".
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