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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

All this talk about rampant commercialism reminds me of how Logan and Jake Paul's Christmas songs, with their constant chant of "buy our merch", could have been satire if these people are capable of self awareness.

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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I don't hate Funko pops as much as some (I have 4 and like them though I also admit the aestetic has the two problems of being so generic that vast amount of the stuff is unrecognizably while others things do not work in the style at all) but to have that many is just weird. Like you're not getting them because you even like the thing they're of, you're just collecting them for the sake of collecting them. Like there's no way he gives a poo poo about even a tenth of the things he has figures for.

Also the idea of so many of them being mint in box is hilarious because that bubble could literally burst any second now and once that happens the mintest con exclusive won't be worth half a beanie baby.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

The pop aesthetic is fine and a lot of them it's the only available form of merch or at least the most affordable

Like I have John Wick, MST3K and Ferris Bueller pops, good luck finding other merch for those things!

I also have RoboCop gently caress the haters

my wife has the Black Butler ones and they're fine, Grell is cute

my mother in law has almost as many as that guy though. she is a turbonerd. she also collects Macfarlanes.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Criminal Minded posted:

Solution: don’t buy “merch”

Wanting things that relate to your interests is bad, learned something today

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

glam rock hamhock posted:

I don't hate Funko pops as much as some (I have 4 and like them though I also admit the aestetic has the two problems of being so generic that vast amount of the stuff is unrecognizably while others things do not work in the style at all) but to have that many is just weird. Like you're not getting them because you even like the thing they're of, you're just collecting them for the sake of collecting them. Like there's no way he gives a poo poo about even a tenth of the things he has figures for.

Also the idea of so many of them being mint in box is hilarious because that bubble could literally burst any second now and once that happens the mintest con exclusive won't be worth half a beanie baby.

Yeah this dude is the kind of collector thats really just a hoarder who keeps everything organized

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
I had a coworker try to explain ugandan knuckles to me the other day and it took a lot of self-will to not use up my one justifiable homicide right there

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Wanting things that relate to your interests is bad, learned something today

Wanting a bunch of useless totems is

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I have only bought one funko pop, it's a bobblehead C3PO with the red arm, and it's cute. The thousands of indistinguishable white person with different haircut Funkos, though, I'm not interested.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Criminal Minded posted:

Wanting a bunch of useless totems is

Hope you don't have anything relating to a piece of media you like then

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
The only real merch i have is a Miami Connection poster and if that's wrong I don't want to be right.

Toebone
Jul 1, 2002

Start remembering what you hear.
We have a Lilo funko pop, it's cute.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I have way more Funko pops than I ever intended to buy (which was zero). I think between ladyeye and myself there's maybe 30 in the apartment, but that's mostly because we both have a complete set of one or two lines (for example my power rangers set with an NYCC exclusive)

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
That guy has a poo poo load, a little late for a contract since he seems to own all of them.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

MacheteZombie posted:

That guy has a poo poo load, a little late for a contract since he seems to own all of them.

Oh you sweet summer child

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Oh you sweet summer child

Lol

Gotta buy em all

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Do fat middle aged women trade pops at McDonald's like they did with beanie babies

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Wanting things that relate to your interests is bad, learned something today

It is when they’re super ugly and lame and the toys are bad too

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

FishBulb posted:

It is when they’re super ugly and lame and the toys are bad too

Your monitor is off

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Hope you don't have anything relating to a piece of media you like then

"All things are actually the same"

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Criminal Minded posted:

"All things are actually the same"

I mean useless totem describes everything from a movie poster to a t shirt to a toy so maybe be more specific or else accept that you're just being a prick

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


*Judge Dredd voice*

Crime: Funko Pop Advocacy

Sentence: Death

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Lurdiak posted:

*Judge Dredd voice*

Crime: Funko Pop Advocacy

Sentence: Death

Literally have a Dredd pop that ladyeye got me our first Christmas together. gently caress the haters.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Just admit they are ugly and dumb already

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I mean useless totem describes everything from a movie poster to a t shirt to a toy so maybe be more specific or else accept that you're just being a prick
A. Clothes are actually pretty useful. Especially when it's cold outside.
B. Funko pops are ugly trash.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Hedenius posted:

A. Clothes are actually pretty useful. Especially when it's cold outside.
B. Funko pops are ugly trash.

Whoosh

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

FishBulb posted:

Just admit they are ugly and dumb already

They are dumb but I also don't think anyone who buys them is a drooling moron. Lots of stuff is dumb. My three hundred dollar Megazord and two hundred dollar Dredd figures are dumb as hell, I still think they're rad and don't regret buying them tho

This doesn't preclude me from thinking that guy is insane tho

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Sorry you didn’t say they were also ugly so I’m gunna keep it up

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

FishBulb posted:

Sorry you didn’t say they were also ugly so I’m gunna keep it up

Dammit Larry

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

MacheteZombie posted:

That guy has a poo poo load, a little late for a contract since he seems to own all of them.

There are so So SO many of them. Like in addition to the baffling amount of properties they have, they also have barely different variants colors, more elaborate variants, con exclusives and from what I understand at cons they have events that are extremely hard to get tickets to where you can play games to win ones that only exist at that event. It is artificial scarcity that makes Nintendo look amateurish.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
I was gonna white knight dickeye about his soulless consumerism but he shamed me for buying $40 in bitcoin the other day (tho i dont blame him but still)

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

I was gonna white knight dickeye about his soulless consumerism but he shamed me for buying $40 in bitcoin the other day (tho i dont blame him but still)

Bitch I work at a comic book store my life is soulless consumerism

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Me: spending money owns
Also me: hang all millionaires

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Watched The Post today. Too familiar faces in the cast which gets a bit distracting. It's a good film though, just doesn't stack up to Spotlight or All the President's Men.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Gorman Thomas posted:

Me: spending money owns
Also me: hang all millionaires

No ethical consumption under capitalism, also Matt_bors_society.jpg

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Also it's guillotine dummy

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

buying $40 in bitcoin the other day

Why tho

Nroo
Dec 31, 2007

Yes, it's fine for people to spend a bit to keep the crushing existential dread at bay, and being a millionaire is immoral.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Unironically love when people try to own literally any anti capitalist by pointing out they engage in capitalism themselves

Nroo
Dec 31, 2007

it's the new version of "why don't you move if you don't like America"

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I can't believe the dog died in this dog cop movie.

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