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Maybe pumping Conner full of hulkblood wasn't such a good idea after all...
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:23 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 21:03 |
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Spider-Man is going to beat up an old man telling stories. It's really how Stan Lee should go.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:27 |
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so is it that Hulk blood turns people into lizards or that everything turns Connor into a lizard?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:29 |
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they could have put raspberry jelly in that iv and connors still would have turned into the lizard it's like people pretending to act drunk after drinking something they think has alcohol in it
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:53 |
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David D. Davidson posted:Maybe pumping Conner full of hulkblood wasn't such a good idea after all... Well to be fair, who could have possibly imagined it would end up blowing up in their faces?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 07:39 |
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MissEchelon posted:so is it that Hulk blood turns people into lizards or that everything turns Connor into a lizard?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 08:06 |
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you can't keep the lizard away from his true love (the alligator that mauled connors)
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 08:27 |
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So the previous times Connors turned into a The Lizard, did he still only have one arm, or did the new arm drop off when he turned back into a human?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 09:03 |
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It almost always drops off, although there must be at least two times it didn't.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 09:06 |
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mind the walrus posted:It almost always drops off, although there must be at least two times it didn't. Wait, so he's actually lost three arms? That's starting to look like carelessness.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 12:35 |
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Yeah, every once in a while he fixes his arm for good. Then it gets lost in a completely unrelated incident and he goes back to Lizarding it up again to return to status quo.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 14:27 |
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EorayMel posted:That blotch of blue paint on the doorframe bothers me more than it should. Cherenkov effect from the speech balloon's tail. MissEchelon posted:so is it that Hulk blood turns people into lizards or that everything turns Connor into a lizard? He's been imprinted by The Lizard, so new mutations just follow the path of least resistance through the old groove. It's science. Cat Mattress fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jan 20, 2018 |
# ? Jan 20, 2018 16:25 |
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He actually requires a steady stream of regular human blood to not become the Lizard.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 17:21 |
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Push El Burrito posted:He actually requires a steady stream of regular human blood to not become the Lizard. So he's a vampire now?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 17:22 |
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He doesn't drink it.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 17:30 |
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Push El Burrito posted:He actually requires a steady stream of regular human blood to not become the Lizard. i think it is meth, not human blood. the gator bite drained all the meth out of his system!
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:33 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i think it is meth, not human blood. the gator bite drained all the meth out of his system! Ingesting Connor’s mutated meth transforms the gator into were-Florida Man.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:55 |
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Ironically enough, Connors lost his arm in the first place because of his Krokodil addiction
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 00:38 |
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The Unnamed One posted:Ironically enough, Connors lost his arm in the first place because of his Krokodil addiction Well, he had to spend the fortune he got from being a Lacoste model on something...
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 01:26 |
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It's happening.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 06:38 |
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I never thought I'd say this in a newspaper spider-man thread, but... boy that escalated quickly
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 06:40 |
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The hulk blood has given him purple pants!
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 06:44 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:
You know this comic has never really been all that consistent, but I have to say, giving the nurse a sex change is a whole new level for NSM
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 06:46 |
D-did the colorist confuse the nostrils for eyes??
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 06:46 |
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:D-did the colorist confuse the nostrils for eyes?? that's cocaine. the lizard's high as a kite right now
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 06:48 |
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me irl
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 07:23 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:The hulk blood has given him purple pants! Oh my God
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 07:25 |
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Jerusalem posted:Oh my God
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 07:42 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:
Beautiful. So beautiful.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 08:01 |
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peter went down so fast you'd think he was having a team up with the lizard.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 08:03 |
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Manatee Cannon posted:I never thought I'd say this in a newspaper spider-man thread, but... boy that escalated quickly Don't worry; the strips on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday will just be recaps of Sunday's. There's also a decent chance Spider-Man will get up and try to talk Bruce down, just to get knocked down again so Bruce can reiterate that he has no choice. If they play their cards right, next Sunday could be exactly the same as this one! Also, hasn't Bruce's hair been a mess up to this point? Who took the time to comb his hair?
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 08:40 |
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Has spider-blood cured him of being the Hulk? Is this when JJJ kicks in the door and shotguns the lizard to save our incompetent heroes? e: Why does The Lizard refer to himself as The Lizard? Shouldn't he like, have a name or something? Or not talk in 3rd person?
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 09:00 |
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uPen posted:e: Why does The Lizard refer to himself as The Lizard? Shouldn't he like, have a name or something? Or not talk in 3rd person? Uh oh, looks like purple pants is not the only effect of Hulk blood on him.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 10:05 |
uPen posted:e: Why does The Lizard refer to himself as The Lizard? Shouldn't he like, have a name or something? Or not talk in 3rd person? Are you not familiar with a guy called Stan Lee?
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 11:27 |
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THROOM OOOPH!
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 12:04 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:
yeeeeeeEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 12:25 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:peter went down so fast you'd think he was having a team up with the lizard.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 13:22 |
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He's going to become the Hulk inside an hospital because there's absolutely no other way to sort this. Spider-Man got knocked out in one hit. Bruce Banner was unconscious in one panel and then completely recovered in the next one. The nurse changed gender. Nostrils are eyes. It's a fever dream this strip. How do they do it so consistently
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 13:22 |
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You can't fake the surrealism of pure indifference.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 13:25 |
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I love Spidey's non-enthusiasm in panel two. Like, he only hangs around Conners because he knows he'll eventually do something to turn himself into the lizard. It's just routine at this point.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 14:34 |