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the face you make when you get slapped by Skadden's response 
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Jan 20, 2018 06:04
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Is this cat ok ?
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Jan 20, 2018 06:18
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Good afternoon, Reddit. What follows is my vivid hallucination:
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Jan 20, 2018 06:22
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The only IANAL I know about involves ovipositor dildos, so can someone please point out which part this is:Derek posted:trust me, what's dropping today is so horrific, that I have no idea how Shitizens are going to reconcile their feelings.
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Jan 20, 2018 06:23
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:On top of this, we’re adjusting our internal team structure to have smaller, more focused groups working closely together. These teams will be made up of developers from all disciplines that work together on a feature, rather than have disciplines work almost independently on their particular aspect of the feature, before bringing everything together. This should allow for a more streamlined and focused approach to feature development and enable us to hit our intended quarterly release schedule. Refactoring the pipelines again.
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Jan 20, 2018 06:23
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:The only IANAL I know about involves ovipositor dildos, so can someone please point out which part this is: He meant TODAY... PACIFIC TIME! loving noobs dont know timezones!
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Jan 20, 2018 06:30
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Nicholas posted:weren't they the ones who wrote the delta patcher? Nope, written in house
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Jan 20, 2018 06:33
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So, after reading through the summary, I assume it's time for us to rub? Let's?
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Jan 20, 2018 06:34
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Zzr posted:Refactoring the pipelines again. It's perfectly normal after 2-3-4-5-6 years of operation that you totally revamp how work is performed Because....
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Jan 20, 2018 06:36
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What did the president rub, and when did he rub it?
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Jan 20, 2018 06:39
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Hello, My name is Frank and *long sigh* I am a Caller. I've been a Caller for a number of years and I am ashamed that it has consumed so much of myself. At first I was just calling simple stuff, like when the pizza guy would show up or when my toast was ready. After the addiction started to set in, I knew I had a problem, but I couldn't fight it. For a time, I suspected my family knew, so I tried to make it a part of my personality. I tried Calling my kids grades, or their high school crushes. It worked, I think, but the reality was that I was simply feeding it. I was always wanting more and more to get my fix. Eventually, I got to a point where all I could do was Call outlandish things on the internet. My wife and kids shunned me and left me a broken man. "They're through!" I'd shout at the heavens. "90 DAYS TOPS" I yelled... *long pause* I just... I needed it. It needed ME, and I was obliged to answer its Call. But, one day, I did it. I finally Called my Moby Dick and it was like *sobs* like a great weight lifting from my wallet. *weeps openly*
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Jan 20, 2018 06:41
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Hello, I always said this day would come, he added.
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Jan 20, 2018 06:45
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lol Jobbo
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Jan 20, 2018 06:50
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-01-19-why-the-people-behind-crowdfunded-camelot-unchained-wont-sell-spaceships-or-castlesquote:"When Camelot Unchained ran out of crowdfunding money, Mark Jacobs did something unusual by today's standards: he put his hand in his own pocket and paid for development himself. Camelot Unchained didn't begin offering houses or castles or spaceships (let's call them horses) for real money, didn't become an intoxicating shopping mall for pledging support. Being delayed was developer City State Entertainment's fault so why should the community foot the bill?" clearly these guys don't know anything about SCAM DEVELOPMENT
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Jan 20, 2018 07:02
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Jan 20, 2018 07:04
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has anything hilarious happened in the past few days? ive been busy
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Jan 20, 2018 07:06
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All I know is we're going to space court.
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Jan 20, 2018 07:07
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Hello, I don't understand why all this allegory is needed. Star Citizen via Squadron 42 has always been about, "ANSWER THE CALL", and Dr. Derek Smart has been answering said call, every day, BY CALLING IT, for years. There's really nothing else to say about it.
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Jan 20, 2018 07:08
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Bootcha posted:All I know is we're going to space court. You need to buy jpegs first to get there! (  s Sunk Cost Galaxy)
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Jan 20, 2018 07:10
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peter gabriel posted:When you add in the different time zones of the offices that makes it a 75% reduction in time 
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Jan 20, 2018 07:11
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quote:This should allow for a more streamlined and focused approach to feature development and enable us to hit our intended quarterly release schedule. Well, that and cutting features left and right to hit quarterly dates. Pushing Mining back to 3.2 when Brian Chambers has once teased it as a 3.0 launch feature didn’t seem to cause much ruckus so maybe that’s a better strategy. Bigger disappointments on a schedule you can count on.
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Jan 20, 2018 07:13
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G0RF posted:Well, that and cutting features left and right to hit quarterly dates. Pushing Mining back to 3.2 when Brian Chambers has once teased it as a 3.0 launch feature didn’t seem to cause much ruckus so maybe that’s a better strategy. Does the Star Citizen Team know when the features promised for the 2016 3.0 release will be added in or are they still laying pipe on that one.
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Jan 20, 2018 07:16
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Jan 20, 2018 07:17
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Holy poo poo Baxta wins! skadden delivered. As for the game codes I sent out some work and some don't. I somehow replaced the previous contest sheet over the current one and hosed everything up, I apologize. So in consolation here's <winner.jpg> So what happens now? Space Court? Or does CIG still have moves left to make?
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Jan 20, 2018 07:18
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Lacks the IANAL disclaimer.
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Jan 20, 2018 07:23
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 Dusty Lens posted:Does the Star Citizen Team know when the features promised for the 2016 3.0 release will be added in or are they still laying pipe on that one. The only thing set in stone for this project is its eventual epitaph: ”Here lies Chris Roberts. Again.”
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Jan 20, 2018 07:25
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Hello, The most lethal of call-downs.
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Jan 20, 2018 07:34
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Star Citizen must be helped... no matter the cost. *Dramatically pastes a dildo into an image of Derek Smart* 🎶You got the touch!🎶
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Jan 20, 2018 07:41
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Daztek posted:Yeah this looks like a bullshit response. Crytek gave some plausible complaints in the lawsuit, at first, without us knowing what was in the GLA. CIG responds to every point with good arguments and the actual text in the GLA pointing out what its a frivolous lawsuit hosed up if true
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Jan 20, 2018 07:45
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The Skadden reply is written in such plain and damning terms there is no way CIG wins this. To think otherwise is just doublethink. IANAL and I read the whole thing, not feeling confused or having trouble understanding their argument at any point.
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Jan 20, 2018 07:56
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juggalo baby coffin posted:has anything hilarious happened in the past few days? ive been busy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S01H7NIAd4
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Jan 20, 2018 08:00
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This Bluegoblin meltdown is epic. He unravels here before our eyes.
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Jan 20, 2018 08:18
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Roberts Rules of Ordering JPEGs
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Jan 20, 2018 08:47
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Maybe not news for some, but I had absolutely no idea that CryTek co founder Faruk Yerli was actually from Turkey? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBmjoQdxWYk In reference to those incredible and alleged 500 million in funding that popped up some time ago. Still cant believe the figure but it lends a tiny bit more credibility to the Turkey connection. MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Jan 20, 2018 |
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Jan 20, 2018 08:49
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Eldritch horrors from beyond space and time. They should re-pitch this game as lovecraft in space. We thought all we had to worry about was the cat people and the bug people, little did we know the true horror of the squid people.
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Jan 20, 2018 08:50
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WTF? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwyaksUh1c quote:Prime Minister Binali Yıldırım is the owner of Crysis and owns the company Crytek and refers to Mount & Blade. http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2016/12/26/crytek-troubles-might-be-over-following-investment/ MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Jan 20, 2018 |
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Jan 20, 2018 08:56
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no_recall posted:So what happens now? Space Court? Or does CIG still have moves left to make? Skadden's poker hand is most of the way to a straight, CIG's comedy lawyer is holding a double running buck-face with cheese and a deflated party balloon CIG can 1. Fold. Bankrupt the company. 2. Bribe. Settle the matter by paying big wads of $ 3. Bluff. Fight it in SPACE COURT Rumourmill says that Chris is on the phone right now to the Count from Sesame Street to find out how much money they have left
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Jan 20, 2018 08:56
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Jan 20, 2018 08:58
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Facebook Aunt posted:Eldritch horrors from beyond space and time. They should re-pitch this game as lovecraft in space. We thought all we had to worry about was the cat people and the bug people, little did we know the true horror of the squid people. The fifth stimpire sought to increase the ways of pain, and so set about to the task of finding additional planes of existance. They unfortunately succeeded. But not in the way they had hoped. The entire starsystem that conducted theese trials is now under lockdown, the only case where the sickening stimpire had to do the right thing.
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Jan 20, 2018 08:59
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Beet Wagon posted:I'd expound here on the difference between "pre-recorded" and "pre-rendered" but I'm not sure it's actually of any consequence, and I still can't fathom why they'd go through the effort of making an in-game asset only to use it for one single pre-recorded video when it would have been insanely easier to just do it the way you'd normally do a cutscene. I get that you have never worked for a boss like the CRoberts. The people doing it know it's going to be more work, they know that it is a waste of time, they know the asset won't be used later on but, for the time being, the boss is CERTAIN that there will be worm action in the game so you have to implement it. He'll forget about the whole thing in a day or two so you can actually half-rear end it. Anyways, I missed the rubbening when it happened but I want to thank you guys (and Skadden) for the laughs. Their rebuttal is quite the classy kick to CIGs nuts.
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Jan 20, 2018 09:19
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