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French is a licensed attorney who uses his legal skills in a vaguely professional capacity. He is a practitioner, can we drop this stupid derail.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:35 |
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kw0134 posted:French is a licensed attorney who uses his legal skills in a vaguely professional capacity. He is a practitioner, can we drop this stupid derail. The only person who's disagreed with this is Dr. Smart. Take it up with him.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:38 |
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I'm kinda surprised his signature gets so much attention. I've seen signatures of people who sign tons of poo poo and it looks like little more than a line with a dip in it.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:38 |
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This one was fun to do:
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:39 |
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XK posted:Hmm. I'm not sure if being in-house counsel really discounts somebody from being practicing, as long as they are doing legal things. Microsoft has in-house attorneys, are they not practicing law? Yeah, makes sense. ----------------
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:41 |
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XK posted:I actually do want the current list of shell corps. Who has them? Throw it down. http://dereksmart.com/forums/reply/3698/ quote:Cloud Imperium Games Corp Virtual Captain fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 20, 2018 |
# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:42 |
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do:
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:42 |
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A rare page where Ortwin is looking weirder than Crobblers. He really has that Grima Wormtongue look going for him there!
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:44 |
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:I'm kinda surprised his signature gets so much attention. I've seen signatures of people who sign tons of poo poo and it looks like little more than a line with a dip in it. Sure, but have you checked out his actual writing below it?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:45 |
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:I'm kinda surprised his signature gets so much attention. I've seen signatures of people who sign tons of poo poo and it looks like little more than a line with a dip in it. It's not his signature, it's the writing under the signature line. It looks like a second grader fisting a crayon. "CEO Honestly, I guess I can't really put my finger on it, but it looks like a child wrote it.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:45 |
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: A masterpiece. I love it.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:46 |
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Thoatse posted:
wtf is wrong with your computer like i can see someone on mobile bitching about it but on a regular pc?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:47 |
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His full sig block should look like Chris Roberts CEO Malibu Los Angeles USA Planet Earth Solar Sytem Milky Way
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:48 |
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: ----------------
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:48 |
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XK posted:
I expected a thumb print tbh
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:49 |
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Virtual Captain posted:17 total, according to the blog. I want to see a whole bunch of "wrong company" defenses on Reddit, citing a random choice of these: quote:Cloud Imperium Games Corp Also, that's 16.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:52 |
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XK posted:It's not his signature, it's the writing under the signature line. It looks like a second grader fisting a crayon. "CEO Wait I thought one of you added that for effect. Croberts is operating on a level I can't yet comprehend
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:53 |
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XK posted:Also, that's 16. let him finish
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:53 |
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The list is actually: Wrong Company Yeah that's the Wrong Company Can't give you a refund, Wrong Company You're suing the Wrong Company Robert Space doesn't work here, you must have the Wrong Company Making a Game? Nope, Wrong Company
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:55 |
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Virtual Captain posted:17 total, according to the blog. Cloud Imperium Rights Limited (29 Aug 2017) https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/10934694
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:57 |
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Awesome! posted:wtf is wrong with your computer It wan't just mine and I wasn't being hyperbolic when I said my machine can run Start Citizen but not that gif for whatever reason. I get decent framerates in most VR apps, but my computer went into anaphylactic shock from whatever it was in that gif and how it reacted with other background systems. Or something. Restarting my machine was all I could do to get it back to normal, but clicking on the the tab with that gif in it again would choke it until it was restarted each time, even if I closed the tab... gpu at 98% (r9 290)
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:57 |
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I can't wait until the citizens return to debating the differences between facts and truth. I always felt bad that they never got real closure on that one.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:58 |
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Thoatse posted:It wan't just mine and I wasn't being hyperbolic when I said my machine can run Start Citizen but not that gif for whatever reason. I get decent framerates in most VR apps, but my computer went into anaphylactic shock from whatever it was in that gif and how it reacted with other background systems. Or something. your poo poo is hosed dude
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 21:58 |
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: Love the corpulent spread of King Crobbo, with the bonus Wormtongue gleam Ortwin brings. Pixelate fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jan 20, 2018 |
# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:04 |
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Awesome! posted:your poo poo is hosed dude lol
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:05 |
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Lack of Gravitas posted:His full sig block should look like Spaceship Man Chairman's Club Headquarters Central Core Bank Earth, Sol System
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:09 |
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Quavers posted:If he is exclusively working for Imagos, does that mean he can sue them if they hire any other lawyers? Bam! Ka-blammo!
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:11 |
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:Wait I thought one of you added that for effect. This made me real life lol. If I had a nickel for every time somebody said they thought something was faked up. I'd be rich off the drink mixer picture alone.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:14 |
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shrach posted:For 17 you need to add one to the UK. Is "Cloud Imperium Rights Limited" separate from "Cloud Imperium Rights LLC"?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:19 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I can't really comment on this particular legal matter. I don't see why you can't share your opinion, it's certainly not like you work there, because I'm sure you don't.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:20 |
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G0RF posted:French fits the bill of the classic Star Citizen sideshow nontroversy that still somehow turns into a swirling vortex of illusory consequence. Like the Jake INN deal from some time back. Zealots and haters rush with swords and pitchforks to surround the inconsequential subject and a raging battle breaks out, so much emotion and drama and the stakes couldn’t possibly be lower but victory MUST be secured anyway because reasons... I think French has made a great contribution to the Star Citizen story because he hyped Citizens so much for the motion to dismiss and now he's backtracking so fast it's hilarious.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:23 |
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XK posted:
Even his signature displays at 5 frames per second.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:24 |
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: Aw man you've exceeded yourself with this one loving lol Look at Chris's little face, look at it
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:25 |
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XK posted:
Quavers posted:I expected a thumb print tbh "Hey Chris, please can you authorise this business document?" "Sure! Pass my the ink please..." *splat*
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:25 |
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:28 |
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Quavers posted:"Hey Chris, please can you authorise this business document?" LA goons ITT, please print these out and wear them as a mask in the courtroom, tia
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:30 |
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Dusty Lens posted:let him finish Dusty - I love your posts, your sense of humour is drier than a desert & they always make me smile/lol. So-ooo I would like to do you a bespoke Dusty/CIG pshop. Either PM me or put your idea ITT. No pressure
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:30 |
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:32 |
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: "Price one shilling"
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 22:32 |