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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

French is a licensed attorney who uses his legal skills in a vaguely professional capacity. He is a practitioner, can we drop this stupid derail.

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XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

kw0134 posted:

French is a licensed attorney who uses his legal skills in a vaguely professional capacity. He is a practitioner, can we drop this stupid derail.

The only person who's disagreed with this is Dr. Smart. Take it up with him.

UNCUT PHILISTINE
Jul 27, 2006

I'm kinda surprised his signature gets so much attention. I've seen signatures of people who sign tons of poo poo and it looks like little more than a line with a dip in it.

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe
This one was fun to do:

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

XK posted:

Hmm. I'm not sure if being in-house counsel really discounts somebody from being practicing, as long as they are doing legal things. Microsoft has in-house attorneys, are they not practicing law?

Wiki-ing it up here:


I think it would generally be accepted that as long as he is performing duties relevant to a lawyer, and is bar certified, he is practicing.

Yeah, makes sense.

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Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

XK posted:

I actually do want the current list of shell corps. Who has them? Throw it down.
17 total, according to the blog.

http://dereksmart.com/forums/reply/3698/

quote:

Cloud Imperium Games Corp
Cloud Imperium Games LLC
Cloud Imperium Rights LLC (08-22-17)
Cloud Imperium, LLC (11-08-17)
Cloud Imperium Games Texas LLC
Cloud Imperium Games Texas LLC
Gemini 42 Entertainment LLC
Gemini 42 Productions LLC
Roberts Space Industries Corp
Roberts Space Industries, LLC CA (11-30-17)
Twin Brothers Production Inc <– Owned by Ortwin Freyermuth. Has been used in sales & refunds in US & EU
UNITED KINGDOM
Cloud Imperium Games UK Limited
Foundry 42 Limited
Roberts Space Industries International Limited
GERMANY
Foundry 42
Twin Bros GmBH
+ Cloud Imperium Rights Limited

Virtual Captain fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 20, 2018

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Galarox posted:

This one was fun to do:



:allears:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
A rare page where Ortwin is looking weirder than Crobblers. He really has that Grima Wormtongue look going for him there! :five:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:

I'm kinda surprised his signature gets so much attention. I've seen signatures of people who sign tons of poo poo and it looks like little more than a line with a dip in it.

Sure, but have you checked out his actual writing below it?

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:

I'm kinda surprised his signature gets so much attention. I've seen signatures of people who sign tons of poo poo and it looks like little more than a line with a dip in it.

It's not his signature, it's the writing under the signature line. It looks like a second grader fisting a crayon. "CEO 1011/6/2013"

Honestly, I guess I can't really put my finger on it, but it looks like a child wrote it.

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

Galarox posted:

This one was fun to do:



A masterpiece. I love it.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


lmao

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Thoatse posted:

:argh:

e: mods or pgabz and anyone that quoted him: please delete those, I've already had to restart my computer 4 5 times from it hanging... it literally plays star citizen better than this loving post

wtf is wrong with your computer

like i can see someone on mobile bitching about it but on a regular pc?

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer
His full sig block should look like

Chris Roberts
CEO
Malibu
Los Angeles
USA
Planet Earth
Solar Sytem
Milky Way

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Galarox posted:

This one was fun to do:



:five::five::five:

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Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

XK posted:



Mrs. Snyder's 2nd grade class.

P.S. I want to drive big trucks when I grow up.

I expected a thumb print tbh

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


I want to see a whole bunch of "wrong company" defenses on Reddit, citing a random choice of these:

quote:

Cloud Imperium Games Corp
Cloud Imperium Games LLC
Cloud Imperium Rights LLC
Cloud Imperium, LLC
Cloud Imperium Games Texas LLC
Cloud Imperium Games Texas LLC
Gemini 42 Entertainment LLC
Gemini 42 Productions LLC
Roberts Space Industries Corp
Roberts Space Industries, LLC CA
Twin Brothers Production Inc
Cloud Imperium Games UK Limited
Foundry 42 Limited
Roberts Space Industries International Limited
Foundry 42
Twin Bros GmBH

Also, that's 16.

UNCUT PHILISTINE
Jul 27, 2006

XK posted:

It's not his signature, it's the writing under the signature line. It looks like a second grader fisting a crayon. "CEO 1011/6/2013"

Honestly, I guess I can't really put my finger on it, but it looks like a child wrote it.

Wait I thought one of you added that for effect.

Croberts is operating on a level I can't yet comprehend

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

XK posted:

Also, that's 16.

let him finish

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The list is actually:

Wrong Company
Yeah that's the Wrong Company
Can't give you a refund, Wrong Company
You're suing the Wrong Company
Robert Space doesn't work here, you must have the Wrong Company
Making a Game? Nope, Wrong Company

shrach
Jan 10, 2004

daylight ssssaving time

Virtual Captain posted:

17 total, according to the blog.

http://dereksmart.com/forums/reply/3698/

quote:

Cloud Imperium Games Corp
Cloud Imperium Games LLC
Cloud Imperium Rights LLC (08-22-17)
Cloud Imperium, LLC (11-08-17)
Cloud Imperium Games Texas LLC
Cloud Imperium Games Texas LLC
Gemini 42 Entertainment LLC
Gemini 42 Productions LLC
Roberts Space Industries Corp
Roberts Space Industries, LLC CA (11-30-17)
Twin Brothers Production Inc <– Owned by Ortwin Freyermuth. Has been used in sales & refunds in US & EU
UNITED KINGDOM
Cloud Imperium Games UK Limited
Foundry 42 Limited
Roberts Space Industries International Limited
GERMANY
Foundry 42
Twin Bros GmBH
For 17 you need to add one to the UK.
Cloud Imperium Rights Limited (29 Aug 2017)
https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/10934694

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Awesome! posted:

wtf is wrong with your computer

like i can see someone on mobile bitching about it but on a regular pc?

It wan't just mine and I wasn't being hyperbolic when I said my machine can run Start Citizen but not that gif for whatever reason. I get decent framerates in most VR apps, but my computer went into anaphylactic shock from whatever it was in that gif and how it reacted with other background systems. Or something.

Restarting my machine was all I could do to get it back to normal, but clicking on the the tab with that gif in it again would choke it until it was restarted each time, even if I closed the tab... gpu at 98% (r9 290) :iiam:

EmesiS
Feb 5, 2016

I can't wait until the citizens return to debating the differences between facts and truth. I always felt bad that they never got real closure on that one.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Thoatse posted:

It wan't just mine and I wasn't being hyperbolic when I said my machine can run Start Citizen but not that gif for whatever reason. I get decent framerates in most VR apps, but my computer went into anaphylactic shock from whatever it was in that gif and how it reacted with other background systems. Or something.

Restarting my machine was all I could do to get it back to normal, but clicking on the the tab with that gif in it again would choke it until it was restarted each time, even if I closed the tab... gpu at 98% (r9 290) :iiam:

your poo poo is hosed dude

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"

Galarox posted:

This one was fun to do:



:poolgirl:

Love the corpulent spread of King Crobbo, with the bonus Wormtongue gleam Ortwin brings.

Pixelate fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jan 20, 2018

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Awesome! posted:

your poo poo is hosed dude

lol

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Lack of Gravitas posted:

His full sig block should look like

Chris Roberts
CEO
Malibu
Los Angeles
USA
Planet Earth
Solar Sytem
Milky Way

Spaceship Man
Chairman's Club Headquarters
Central Core Bank
Earth, Sol System

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Quavers posted:

If he is exclusively working for Imagos, does that mean he can sue them if they hire any other lawyers? :smuggo:

Bam!

Ka-blammo!

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:

Wait I thought one of you added that for effect.

Croberts is operating on a level I can't yet comprehend

This made me real life lol. If I had a nickel for every time somebody said they thought something was faked up.

I'd be rich off the drink mixer picture alone.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

shrach posted:

For 17 you need to add one to the UK.
Cloud Imperium Rights Limited (29 Aug 2017)
https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/10934694

Is "Cloud Imperium Rights Limited" separate from "Cloud Imperium Rights LLC"?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

I can't really comment on this particular legal matter.

I don't see why you can't share your opinion, it's certainly not like you work there, because I'm sure you don't.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

G0RF posted:

French fits the bill of the classic Star Citizen sideshow nontroversy that still somehow turns into a swirling vortex of illusory consequence. Like the Jake INN deal from some time back. Zealots and haters rush with swords and pitchforks to surround the inconsequential subject and a raging battle breaks out, so much emotion and drama and the stakes couldn’t possibly be lower but victory MUST be secured anyway because reasons...

I think French has made a great contribution to the Star Citizen story because he hyped Citizens so much for the motion to dismiss and now he's backtracking so fast it's hilarious.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

XK posted:



Mrs. Snyder's 2nd grade class.

P.S. I want to drive big trucks when I grow up.

Even his signature displays at 5 frames per second.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Galarox posted:

This one was fun to do:



Aw man you've exceeded yourself with this one

loving lol

Look at Chris's little face, look at it

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

XK posted:



Mrs. Snyder's 2nd grade class.

P.S. I want to drive big trucks when I grow up.

Quavers posted:

I expected a thumb print tbh

"Hey Chris, please can you authorise this business document?"

"Sure! Pass my the ink please..."

*splat*

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Quavers posted:

"Hey Chris, please can you authorise this business document?"

"Sure! Pass my the ink please..."

*splat*



LA goons ITT, please print these out and wear them as a mask in the courtroom, tia

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Dusty Lens posted:

let him finish

Dusty - I love your posts, your sense of humour is drier than a desert & they always make me smile/lol. So-ooo I would like to do you a bespoke Dusty/CIG pshop. Either PM me or put your idea ITT. No pressure :v:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


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boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016

Galarox posted:

This one was fun to do:



"Price one shilling" :allears:

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